We had a quick meet up here with some friends in the late afternoon. The place was pretty clean and spacious. We shared some snacks - Clamity Nachos, chicken strips, and curly fries. The food came out fast and everything we had was enjoyable. Our waitress was nice and made sure we were not thirsty. Overall, great and friendly service and would come back again. read more

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Your neighborhood bar in the Gateway area. We come here quite frequently. Love the staff, drinks and the Burgers are bomb. We get the chuck wagon that also comes with ham and egg. There is something about the spices on the hamburger meat that makes it so good. I've also tried the salads and they are huge and filling, along with French toast too. They serve breakfast all day which is cool; open early and close late. They have some lotto machines, and tvs all over the place with different sporting events. read more

Clamity Jae's - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Great breakfast good portions and fair prices . Pancakes are really good and I'm very particular.

Great breakfast - love it, we go every week. Jeanine's the best she's always on top of everything and is always a joy. See you next week!

Courtney suggested the Billy the Kid burger, one of the juiciest and flavorful burgers I've had, a true dinner sized meal. The bacon, ham and cheese work well with the lettuce , tomato and spicy mayo. Just the ticket after a long day! Great neighborhood vibe, friendly faces and very tidy, highly recommend this place. P.S. If you want a truly killer kitchen sink omelette, order the six egg "Festus", it's a knockout! read more

I'm not sure, if they have new manager/owner, but this is the first time in 49 years that we've lived in this area, that we decided we're going to eat more in places like Bar & Grill. We came in a little after 11:00am, and we were seated right away, and had a server gave us water & menu, and took a little more time to order, they have so many to choose from. She gave us some suggestions, no rush. The food took about 20 mins. The portions were huge! My order A Taste of Kentucky. Triple decker grilled chicken breast, lean bacon, cheese, tomato, & lettuce served on sourdough bread. It was so thick, I took my chicken out so I could put the sandwich in my mouth, and ate the seasoned well chicken one at a time. The fries were yummy, with Ranch Dressing! Hubby ordered the Made in Oregon. French dip, served with Swiss cheese, and optional sauteed onions on French Roll. He picked the coleslaw, which was runny, but the sauce had pineapple, which is a bonus! We shared everything, so I got some coleslaw, and he helped with my fries. I love the au jus! We will for sure come back, and try out others in the menu! read more

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We have been comming here for about 10 years, I would rate this place better but discrimination against the disabled ADA is against the law. They claim it had to do with me arguing with the bartenders but I never did and then it was a couple thing, what the hell does that mean. They 86ed us for no reason other then my husband would have been liability to them if he fell due to his handicapped disability. I asked the only Bartender we have seen as we only have been going there on a specific day for a special we eat once a month if that. Now mind you there are new owners and we met the wife Ge Ge and had no problem. But the next time we went there we were told we could not come in there anymore. OK, I asked the bartender who we love, have we ever been disrespectful to you ever. He exclaimed no baby never. I thought so. So chalk it up to be discrimination against my husband who has a rapidly debilitating illness that they did not want to deal with. Which is discrimination against a handicapped individual and that is against the law, ADA, Adults with Disabilities Act and will be reported to the DOJ, Department Of Justice, right to not be discriminated against due to a disability. And claiming somthing tha never happened. Now the one person that claimed these accusations deleted the conversation he had with my husband on Facebook because he knew that he could be liable for accusations that he could not hold up upon. So with that said we will file our complaint against this establishment and we have a case that cold end up being somthing they are not going to like. Also all of our social life was here now we have no one. So thank you calamitys for ruining our lives. See you in, we'll I think I'll keep the rest to my self. Have a wonderful day, you know who we are, and enjoy this post. Yours truly. You lying sack of bleep. I will remove this post and stop all proceedings when we get an apology and can come back, well maybe not, guess they dont want our money. read more

Grateful food at a decent price. I got a breakfast and hubby a steak sandwich. Will definitely be going back. read more

Clamity Jae's - 3 scrambled eggs, fried potatoes, 4 slices of bacon and a biscuit - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Best meatloaf special I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying. Friendly staff, great environment. Thank you for the experience. read more

Clamity Jae's - Delicious! - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

We have found the service to be prompt, professional, and friendly. This neighborhood can be tough, and Clamity's seems to me to balance that challenge well with staff that pays attention and great food. The atmosphere is generally friendly and it can be a great place to have a cafe experience chatting at the counter or large tables, or a more private experience in one of their several booths and, the soup is always fantastic read more

I've had some great meals and some not so great! the sausage gravy is just packaged country gravy. no sausage in it, tasted pasty. have yet to get toast that isn't dry and hard, like getting a slice of bread crouton on by plate with a dab of butter in the middle. your lucky to get a handful of fries with your burger. depends on who is cooking will depend on how good your food is. The morning cook not so great. seems since the place was sold and new owners the food portions are getting less and less. they were known for their generous portions, not so much anymore. The Waite staff and bartenders are great. the rest could do better! read more

Wow. We had the lunch special, Chicken and dumplings for 14.95. Huge portion. Reminiscent of Tad's... EXCELLENT FOOD AND SERVICE. Megan was awesome, smiles and water glass kept full. Prompt service. She is awesome. Sports bar with lottery machines and keno, Booths and tables. We will be back often. Also beers on tap, wine and hard drinks. We may be back for dinner if they haven't run out of Chickenanddumplings. The cook, Javier is GREAT. Mark and I will be back. He likes Stella beer and you can buy a pitcher. read more

Worst service ever. The waitress wouldn't take our order because we ordered a beer from the bartender. So then we were forced to order from the bartender for the rest of the night. Our food sat in the window for over 15 minutes and the food was cold by the time we got it. The beer was good but the service was trash. read more

Clamity Jae's - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Almost everything is home made right down to the dressings! Friendly staff, clean and fun environment. 6 lotto machines, 2 pool tables, golf and pac man game! Definitely worth a shot if you're new to the area or if you always wondered but never knew. Go see Neen and Ross on a Saturday/Sunday morning for great service and funny staff. read more

Good food and service! Me and the hubby enjoyed it and we will definitely go back to try other foods read more

Clamity Jae's - Chef was so good! - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Service sucked. I loved having a beer slammed on the table. Been going here for years breaks my heart to see the service become so lousy, and the food isn't much better. read more

One of the few times I wish for option of negative star. Give Clamity Jae's a miss and don't waste your money Like we did. We've been coming here for years as the food used to be diner fabulous with great service. Sadly they've gone too far downhill. The past few months we've noticed a difference in service and meals. We kept returning as we hoped the bad food and spotty service was a fluke. Tried different breakfasts and dinners to the same result. Wasted our money on scorched eggs, rock hard sandwich bread, undercooked fries and cold meals. We heard it's a new cook and they aren't getting better. Take a pass, we will. read more

We had a great experience at Calamity Jae's! The hamburger I had was cooked perfectly. Our hostess was pleasant and very helpful. I have passed this place hundreds of times and never stopped. On the recommendation of a friend in our group we stopped in after a movie. I'll be back as the food here is good. Such wasted time by passing by so many times. read more

Absolutely terrible service in the evening. Bartender and waitress didn't want to help anyone and spent the whole night talking. My food sat in the window for 30 min before they brought it to me. I stood in line alone to order for 25 min before a local walked up and the bartender took his order before me. read more

used to love this place and highly recommended it .. These last 3 times have been bad. The chicken Fried Steak I had for my Birthday today was awful. Small , chewy , thin , terrible gravy and totally devoid of any flavor. Told the waitress and she said they cAnt always get the cuts of meat they want. its Cube Steak for Gods sake. No offer of adjustment on the cube steak or substitution.Worse $17,50 i have spent. Last time going there. read more

FAMOUS Chili Burger?? No it was poor. Fries not much better. Beer good, so too the service. read more

Horrible food!!! New cook we couldn't eat anything!! It was cold and just awful!! We let the server know she said yes, he's new! He is use to cooking Italian food not what's on our menu. Sorry I have to throw your food in the trash!!! You still have to PAY for it I can't adjust your bill!! WTF we pay for GARBAGE! I will never go back!!! I've been there many times. Boss Hogs is right up the street with great food! read more

I've been here a few times. Depending on what time you go will determine your experience for sure. I've come in on a Sunday morning and sat at the bar top enjoying my breakfast. I've also come in on a Thursday night and sat in a booth and my experience was completely different. The guy wasn't rude but he was friendly either pretty straight to the point which is fine because I was there to eat anyways. The portion are fairly large and not bad on prices either. Unfortunately since the one waiter wasn't the friendliest it doesn't make me want to go out of my to eat here. I will give it another shot and hope for the lady behind the bar that was friendly is working! Food for thought: If your not a people person and that means all people you might want to change your profession! read more

We love this place! The service is awesome -- Moe, Rhonda, Jeanine, Cherrisha, Tony, Roger .... Plus they put out amazing meals ... thanks Marcos and crew, And the atmosphere is pleasant! Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner -- good choice for 2019! --Robb, Russ, and Kathy read more

Waiteress's are nice. Food is great! Comfortable environment. A plus! 2nd time here. read more

Clamity Jae's - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

All I'm going to say is try the spicy chicken wings. You'll be back for more. Really friendly service.

I'm a Gresham local and this one of my favorite "dives"! I think a lot of ppl that write these reviews weren't looking for a dive or tavern in the first place or showed up on a UFC night. I feel these reviews misrepresents the company and leave them in a negative light. If you cant pay $5 for a UFC fight, leave. If you're a whiner to needs constant reassurance from your waitress/bartender then this is def not the place for you. However, if you're a normal patron and treat people with respect and courtesy you'll get the same in return in my experience. Sure.. if you're a dick.. you'll get a dick response from this place. It's not rocket science. That being said.. My drinks are always VERY strong, the service is attentive yet allows you to chill, and the food is AWESOME. I personally come in for breakfast, clam chowder or taco salads - but the burgers are slamming as well. Oh.. and if you're a BigBuck fan - they have the HD version along with pool tables and an outdoor patio for the smokers among us. There is also a juxebox if you're into that sort of thing. read more

The service is great. For the most part the is also great with the exeption of the coleslaw. Pepper should not be used in coleslaw. I'm not fond of the potato salad, as it's a dill potato salad. read more

do not order breakfast in the evening. they gave half the amount and charge the same price. After eating half my meal (billy the kid burger) and put the other half into a to-go box I found hair in it. When we initially got our plates the chicken fried steak skillet looked sad and half assed and when we said something the waitress became defensive and argumentative and told us that's how it always looked. After informing her how disappointed we were with this restaurants service she had to ask us what she needed to do to fix it. Then still charged us full price. Not to mention my food came before my drink (a glass of RC). I guess this place is only good during the morning. It funny because we came here to support small businesses instead of going to a chain restaurant. At least now we know. read more

Came here on a whim. We were headed to another restaurant/bar and decided to try out this one instead since we have driven by dozens of times. Unfortunately it was a UFC fight night and there was a $5 per person door charge (didn't mind it despite not being a UFC follower). It was very very loud and dark, and also very busy. Our server was polite at first but rushed, and didn't really take the time nor did she check in to see if we needed anything. (Refills, napkins, etc) The food came out looking pretty great, my friend had a sandwich which looked delicious. Good bar food for sure. My biggest issue was the "open food" charge we each received with no explanation as to what this was or why we had this charge of $1.75 each. When I asked one of the servers what this was, she was extremely rude and standoffish and wouldn't give a straight answer. Decent food, great Long Island's, but poor service and rude and rushed servers. Probably won't be going back. read more

Clamity Jae's - Shrimp basket with tots - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I am not going to say that this is a place where you can get the finest culinary experience of your life. I will, however, say that this is one damn good burger and some of the BEST dang bar food I have ever had. I have not yet ventured into their much talked about breakfast menu, but I am working my way through the rest of the menu. I have not been disappointed with anything I have ordered here. If you like watching an event with your adult beverage and meal, then this is the place for you. There are TV's everywhere. The parking lot fills up fast on a Friday night though, so car pool if you are driving. Oh, and to comment on some of the other reviews, yes, there is someone at the door who WILL check ID and will not let you go back and forth to your car. Why, you ask? Clarity does not want anyone doing drugs or any shady things in their establishment and I don't blame them. There is a smoking patio for you smokers out there so do not fret. read more

Pretty rude bartender and terrible service Got fed up and left without ordering. Won't go back.

They are all right over all. For a little background this was my first time here and I came with a large group for the playoffs. That being said: Pros: Love the amount of TV's EVERYWHERE so that you can see the big game no matter where you are sitting or who's big head is in front of you. Server's are very nice, and work hard. Drinks are stiff, just the way I like them. Prices are very reasonable. Cons: Don't get the biscuits and gravy. It's a very large portion for a very low price ($6.50 full plate) BUT there is very little sausage in the gravy, and it is of the thin liquidy texture, with not a whole lot of flavor. (PS I love biscuits and gravy, especially on Sunday). The biscuits themselves where pretty good though. Don't expect anything quick fast or in any kind of hurry, cause it's just not going to happen. Pay attention to your bill if you are running a tab. This could just be because of the large group but there were a few errors and then the gal ran the card for the wrong about so had to re-run. (It happens, just make sure it doesn't go un-noticed). I will be back! And I will review again :) read more

Clamity Jae's - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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So my girls and I were looking for a good time on a Friday night. Thats what we got. We got there and ordered a couple mixed drinks that were too strong for my taste. We played pool and played a lot of music on the jukebox. The bathrooms were a little shady. (See pictures) by the end of our night, we ordered tater tots that where pretty damn AMAZING (or maybe we were too dunk to care). We had a great experience. read more

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OK... Not great, not bad. Very friendly staff with a very large menu. Very clean and lighting was great. Especially for a tavern. read more

Clamity Jae's - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Cheap happy hour, good food and quick service. For a po dunk sports bar there's plenty of room with pool tables wrap around bar and 10 TVs. Bring a couple friends and grab a bud light for 2.25$ on happy hour. Not a bad little spot to have dinner with the lady. Also they do breakfast all day... chicken fried steak and gravy.... but tonight I'm rocking the pulled pork sliders with French fries for 4$ read more

PASS IT UP! We were super excited to try this place out. We're new to the neighborhood and have been talking about going for months. It always seems busy and is super close to our house. We were excited about having "a spot". We decided to take advantage of the day and walk up to get an early dinner. We were greeted by a 5 dollar cover charge at 5:30 for a fight starting at 7. We stood there a few seconds looking into the empty bar neither of us interested in paying a cover for an event we weren't even aware was happening. The man collecting the cover was extremely rude. We were potential customers and got treated like sh$&! As we stood there trying to decide what to do he rudely asked "what is it you were wanting to do?" We said we just planned to get food. He then rudely told me I could leave my "box of food" with him. A box with two chocolates from the locally owned sweet shop we'd walked from. Further stating "you can't bring food into a bar". I am not required to leave anything with you. It wasn't food. I was there to purchase food from you, I had no intention of eating it in your establishment. If I had taken a split second and put it in my purse it wouldn't have been an issue but instead I got made to feel like my business was an inconvenience to you. There was absolutely no reason to be so rude. You have officially lost potential long time customers with friends in the neighborhood. There are plenty of bars just like yours within blocks sir. In fact, we walked down the street to McGillacuddy's, received fantastic service right away and are sitting at a booth with our own personal TV. No cover necessary. Oh, and my "box of food" hasn't even been noted. read more

Tried to order by phone, guy told me I was looking at the old menu and they didn't have the thing I was trying to order anymore. I asked where I could find the new menu and he said he didn't know. read more

First off, Rhonda is the auntie I never had! Love her!! I simply adore this place. As a graveyard worker, it's hard to find places that serve an all day menu at 9am. Their cook Javi is legit, he hooks it up! I don't gamble so I can't speak on the lotto machines but ppl are steady in here so I assume it's cool. Portions are great, crowd is chill & servers are always wonderfully pleasant. If you're in the area, try it out! read more

Clamity Jae's - a bar with neon signs - American Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I give them a 10 star. I ordered the broasted chicken Jo Jo Cole slaw and Bisquit special. It was amazing.btge home made Bisquit bigger than chicken breast. Melt in your mouth. Tenderest chicken ever. And JoJo and the off the charts ranch dressing was delicious and nutritious. Service as always was great. Highly recommend read more