Seafood, is a very demanding and touchy subject to cover in broad terms for any formal and well articulated review. However, real affluent travelers - do indeed develope a refined sense for what a quality seafood dine experience is truly all about.
This so called "City cafe", in pretty much all terms of positive qualifications is beyound disappointing ... perhaps meger at best. Just to be fair - the following remarks point out qualatative aspects ... as well as quantative results from our past visit.
Things to consider: Value... it means different things to different people !!
Goofy or incoharent management, which reflects badly from the owner... such as not taking responisbility for taking well over 45mins. of undesirable waiting time for simple items like a cup of soup/ and small pasta for starters alone!!
- small salads and drinks are no better as well... they just forget to bring it out all together.
(These so called managers are young (very green ... in diperse) and uttlery lacking skill and witt.... you bet this saves the owner some MONEY.
-Try reaching over to your annatentive waiters for assistance - and you'll likely to find her or him firlting/gossiping with thier friends - instead if paying attention to you the "paying customer".
In regards to actual food. Anyone who knows "Real seafood", understands its mainly dependent on the quality of fresh/nutritishious ingredients. Unfortunatle in smaller - dead beat towns with slow consumer traffic .... "the worst", has no limits. Almost all seafoodplaces in the south depend on the lowest dirty cheap seafood ingredients from the lifeless "Gulf regions", yes, sad - but true ...only the worst quality comes from that milky dead swamp body of brown/green Gulf waters !!! These ingredients of seafood meats lack natural healthy flavors and texture etc. (very different from our European counter parts.. aka The SNOBBISH SWEEDISH for example where the gross income is like the "highest", in the world).
(Dear dumb downed Hill billies .... uhmm... sorry we mean strugglying native under educated louisianians) that's right not all _ but most.,, no pun intendend.
So, the majority of "money hunger restaurant buisninss owners", litteraly depend on this ultra cheap availability to make their undeserving profits. They use old - outdated tactics to trick and confuse poorly educated cusumers by overseasoning foods (for example everything has to be "Creole / cajun", stlye", as way to maskerade dull, worthless seafood. Extra sodium -saltiness as a trafitional southern tool to create false illisions - is the main coarse here. THEY WILL SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE THEY CARE ABOUT YOU - right ?
Side note:
^^^ Now, walking into the restrooms is a trip... that is if you do not fall on messy, wet floors. And if you do manage surviving... make sure you don't forget to bring your own toilet paper...it seems they are cutting back on nesassary expenses. Mr.squeaky can we please have some soap buddy ??
*** Worst yet... Reveiling any of these remarkable points to the "Owner", is completely pointless.
As an old frial chump -and yet at the same very immature to say the least... "aka Squeaky "whats his name :: has a worthless motto - Instead of getting with it - he prefers to get emotional and protray a downright arrogant aditude towards his guest - who do not agree with his lack of direction (rudeness ) or care to put up with the restaurant's overall incompetnent staff.(Based on mutiple online reviews of "Many", new and older guests). Too many people agreeing on the same subject - cannot be wrong.
** Just to say the least - when you consider all of this... We may say the only squeaky thing about Mr. DON wanna be - would probably be his "bald knuckle head", that shines from afar off. (Rememnist of lets say Mr.Clean - but without the actual body or character. JUST TEASING, he might get a heart attack if he heard this .... but than again you might too if you eat his salty , cheap, cold, seafood after waiting forever. (ok ... its affordable - if that intrigues your wallet).
MIGHT WE SUGGEST A HAMBURGER FOR Healthier CHANGE.
---SERIOUSLY THE ONLY POSITIVE Trait to mention is the free parking located right in front of this dump.
The motto should state "A place where duch bags meet".
**Not a place for a traveler . wink, wink.
A - 3.3 stars for like...4 ever........ sorry.
Educate yourself *** know what you are paying for.
Tip : If your willing to spend some cash to treat yourself or family guest to "fine Seafood", try traveling farther to the outer cities near by. Ask the team leaders "Where do they obtain their seafood from"? If , they are actually honest .... you might have a winner !!
Best wishes, & follow the Sun !!! read more