I didn't have high expectations about Chaophraya to begin with. Why? I've learned to take a cynical approach to things when it come to ethnic foods in Glasgow to avoid disappointment, or to be pleasantly surprised (surprises are always the best!). When someone first mentioned "Europe's biggest Thai restaurant" followed by some expression of salivating... I was puzzled. How do you correlate bigger building to meaning really yummy? Anyway, I was sort of quick to dismiss it, until an incredibly pessimistic coworker sang praises for Chaophraya's food. With quick convincing, I changed the venue of our double date with fellow food-loving friends to Glasgow's newest Thai restaurant.
Food was OK; expensive standard westernised Thai fare. Fresh and flavourful, some bordering a bit greasy. Some dishes lacking the essential spice and kick. Service is appallingly slow (kitchen still needs to work out some kinks). There was a 90 minute wait between our starters and our mains, and there were only 4 of us (it was just a Thursday night and it wasn't that busy). Don't get me wrong, I'm usually a slow eater and I savour every single bite I eat, and can easily dine with good company for hours on end if it's with good food and good service as well. Also of note, I explicitly stated my nut allergy, which our awesome waiter Richard noted, but the kitchen still served our Appetiser Fondue platter with nuts galore. Good thing I had our friends try it first before I sent myself to the Royal Infirmary with one bite. I definitely don't think it was worth the £120 (not including tip) and potential trip to A&E because of a kitchen screw up. They need to work on some stuff in the kitchen before I'm willing to go back though and spend my pennies. Their only saving grace is the wait staff being super friendly, and the restaurant is housed in a very pretty building (ooooh shiny).
Like I said before in the Talk threads regarding the opening of this restaurant... My Thai classmates hated the Thai food in Glasgow, thus would always cook at home (not because they couldn't afford eating out; these people shelled out £21K for a masters like it was pocket change). And looking around in the dining room that evening, I didn't see a single Thai person in sight, except maybe one or two waiters, but no diners. Oh, and their "really spicy" chilli sauce that apparently made their 7-foot tall waiter cry was quite mild... Nice flavour though.
If you do go, hopefully they have worked out those kinks, and you have a better experience. They're only 3 weeks young, so there's definitely room for improvement. I just didn't know where they were going with or what they were trying to achieve by selling themselves as the biggest Thai restaurant in Europe. Because in this instance, bigger is definitely not better... They almost sent me to the hospital with their f*ck up. read more