Excellent! Our very old big hound and very paranoid recently rescued mix had a great time! Obviously, these folks are kind and dog-smart! Thank you for the gentle and good care. And their coats and nails are beautiful! We were traveling through and are so glad to have found the Funky Poodle. We saw that these folks work with rescues as well. Many kudos. read more

Calling All Paws - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

My family and I recently moved up to the high dessert and our neighbor referred us to The Funky Poodle. Our fur baby, Milo, is the sweetest but tends to be really skittish around strangers. Getting groomed isn't his favorite, but he was way over due. I informed the staff that he's nipped at other groomers before but they were still willing to work with him. Milo surprisingly did great with his groomer (Skye) and came out looking amazing! Staff was wonderful and pricing is very affordable (paid $35- Milo is a little under 20 pounds). We will definitely be back. Thanks, Funky Poodle! read more

Calling All Paws - AFTER! - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

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Been getting our rescue baby done here for about 9 months Cindy does a great job everytime! She looks beautiful everytime! read more

Calling All Paws - Falcor is beautiful - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

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They do a great job and I like that they make an appointment and then call you when your pets done. My little guy has horrible separation anxiety. So I don't like to leave him any longer than necessary. Hey listen to what I asked for and I was pleased when I pick him up. read more

Calling All Paws - Teddy bear face - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

I had a 10:00 appointment and dropped off my Aussie.. After 3 hours no call, so I decided to check and was told groomer is at lunch and my dog has not been put on table. Around 130ish I got a call saying he was on table and to come get him. Upon arrival he was still on table and I was told his belly had to be shaved .. Aussie dogs aren't supposed to be shaved cause it ruins their coat. I specifically said cut down when I dropped him off, nobody asked me if it's ok to shave. We will never come here again! read more

I have been taking my 6 huskies here for a few years, They always come back looking great and smelling great which is no easy task because they are big boys! Yesterday was the test..when I called up nearly on the verge of tears, four of them had killed a skunk the night before! Cheyenne and the girls were amazing! I never thought I would be able to let them in the house again! Several hours later, they were new dogs, looked great and most importantly smelled great!!! They took such great care of them stench and all!! Thank you ladies, AWESOME job, and thank you for staying late!!! Customer service and caring is top notch at the Funky Poodle!!! Hesperia read more

I had scheduled an appointment yesterday for my cousins dog to come in @11 today. She wanted her dog Bronx groomed for her fathers funeral. I did explain to my friend it is an about a 2 hour wait and they will call her but she will love how he turned out! I recommended her to this groomer because funky poodle is the only place I took 3 of my other dogs to get groomed. When she walked in she was told it would be a 2-3 hour wait and someone will call her she was fine with that as I already explained that to her. She told them she was going to be at work and the person coming to pick him up were also picking up her brothers so she wanted to make sure she received a call so her puppy wouldn't be waiting so long. She dropped him off @1059...2 hours pass and she did not received a call. When she called to try to get a hold of someone they answered, put the phone on hold and hung up. she then tried again and the same thing happened. 4pm comes by and she tries calling again...someone answered and put her on hold but then hung up. @430 she received a call from funk poodle that Bronx, her dog, was ready to get picked up and they close @5pm so she needs to "hurry up". She told them that she had been calling, been put on hold many times and that she never received a call that he was ready. she also told the employee again that she has to have someone pick up her dog because she was at work as she was told thought she would received a call as soon as he was ready. The owner then grabbed the phone and said to my friend "im not getting paid to wait for you so you need to hurry up and come now and its going to be an $20 extra charge for the inconvenience. my friend then explained that she wouldn't be paying the extra $ as she has been calling and received no answer from anyone and just wants her puppy. my friend threatened to call the police if her dog could not be picked up because they were holding him! my friends boyfriend then showed up to get her dog and the owner ran to the back to hide. The owners husband came out to apologize and did not charge my friend. very horrible experience for her and her poor puppy. she just wanted him to look nice for her fathers funeral and they are bother traumatized. we will not be going back her and I will be making multiple complaints to funky poodle. we are not happy and I wish her experience was as good as mine but it was not at all. read more

Love the Funky Poodle! PAM is great! Love Cheyenne, she most definitely has made special accommodations for my special babie. Highly recommend read more

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I love Lucy's spa job. I have been a customer for years, but this last cute on to of my doggie was bad. They always forget to cut nails. I she is a very kind person but they need a system to write each dogs name and write the customers needs for their furry kids. I will continue as a grateful customer. I see her do beautiful cuts on custom dog hair, beautiful work. Just not happy with this last cut. read more

Calling All Paws - Uneven forgot nails. She got them done as I was leaving - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

UPDATE: my furbaby now has a scar in his eye even with treatment. Do not take your furbabies here !!!!!!!!!

Walked in and the place smelt nasty, staff was friendly and so I figured okay why not try it out. They clipped and filed my babys nails and when I got in the car I i realized I had blood on my pants, they clipped my dogs nails down so much she had Stubbs NEVEr AGAIN WILL I GO THERE OR RECOMMEND THIS PLACE. My mom went in and told them they cut her nails down WAY too short and that our dog is bleeding and not one apology. read more

Love this place! Cindy always does an awesome job with all our pups!! Won't bring them anywhere but here.

Super nice people we took our chocolate lab and they made her brand new lol good prices and nice place will be back ! read more

Calling All Paws - Fresh and clean - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

I really great place we were referred to by one of our Friends That adopted a puppy from our litter. Definitely a wonderful place all the girls there were very welcoming and assisted me in getting my dogs all 3 of them out of the truck and assisted in putting them back in the truck they are very fresh and cleaned and really great price you can't go wrong with the funky poodle read more

Calling All Paws - Three clean girls. - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

They did a great job on my long haired Shepard. He was matted, dirty, and honestly scared of groomers from past bad groomers. Other groomers took 6 to 8 hours to groom him and then would say I had to come back to finish. The funky poodle had him done in 4 1/2 hours, and completely done no coming back to finish. He looks great, smells good. He is a happy boy. We will be life long customers for sure. Thank you. read more

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Took my baby Samson here about 2 months ago. He always loves going to the groomer and normally goes to Petco. This place took forever and when my husband finally got there to pick him up, they had trimmed his nails too short and he was bleeding and they couldn't have cared less. That's ridiculous. When Samson got home he was clearly distressed for a such dopey happy dog it was heart breaking. I will never go back there. They could follow their times and apologize when they harm your pet! read more

Ive gone here for years with complete happiness. I let Cheyenne...the owners daughter, groom both my dogs at Christmas time. She royally screwed them both up. Half clipped head...nails not trimmed...jyst a shabny job. I contacted her and she said she would compensate me by doing a redo...on both dogs. I called today for that redo...as she promised...and was told oh you waited to long. BULLSHIT...she should have honored her promise and if nothing else groomed noth dogs for half price...she offered none of that. This isnt tbe only groomer in town...and tvank god for that. PAWS AND JAWS will be getting my business from mow on. Cheyenne from funky poodle is a joke!! As well as the reputation of this place...going down hill obviously! read more

The staff is incredibly nice & great with the dogs. They are fast, efficient and always work on the dogs with patience and kindness. No matter where you live in the HD, worth the drive! read more

This place is amazing! brought my dog in for a hair cut and I have to admit they did an amazing job, specially because my boo is a handful. Took him to other places before and I would noticed they would leave cuts on him. I absolutely recommend this lovely happy place to everyone! Amazing staff makes a great business. read more

Whenever I take my German Shepherd to the Funky Poodle, he always comes back smelling amazing, looking clean, and happy. I originally took him to Petco's grooming, and he came back shedding WAY more, he was wet, and smelled bad. The Funky Poodle is the only place I will take my dog. read more

Calling All Paws - His coat always looks amazing after the Funky Poodle takes care of him. - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

Our little guy came back smelling great and nice haircut. They were 10 bucks cheaper than all the others. It's hard to afford 45 or 50 for a monthly cut. read more

It's been very hot here in the desert so I took my beloved pup to get a much needed trim. The Funky Poodle comes well recommended from a friend of mine but I also thought to check out Yelp. The reviews were reassuring. I went for it and counted the time until Skye gave me a call letting me know Dunny was ready. I was more than satisfied by the results - she looks great! Skye made a couple of wise aesthetic decisions like leaving some hair on the tail long, but she cut the coat short just like I asked. Money is tight, but pets are family and I want her to be comfortable in the heat. When I got in the van with my dog in my arms, I turned to my friend and said "This is one of the best things I've spent money on all year." Pup's happy. Weirdo pup dad is happy. Very recommended. read more

I'm so sad I dont know where to start. My Bolognese poodle has very soft but tight kinky curls about gets matted very easily so I know he takes some work but he usually feels so soft after a good bath and blowout and even smells so good. But not after today here it was our first time I'm so depressed his usual groomer for 6yrs had to retire do to her health. So when we got here i was doing my best to describe what style we like his cut to be and I had shaved him down already so there wasn't much cutting needed I had explained he needed his nails and sanitary grooming done but I wanted most the outside ear hair and they weren't even matted and I asked to keep as much tail as possible but he has lil short strings at the tip of his tail and the ears are choppy and not shaped well atall. I also specified I like him to not have a typical poodle shaved nose I prefer a shnauzer style go-T -beard and she clearly didn't understand because she didn't clean the hair on top his nose abd the beard wasn't cleaned atall there's hair hes chewing on still. And that leads me to the biggest problem I had was the way she handled my fur baby. I asked her to clean the ugly beard up by shabibg the top of his nose and some from the side's of his face and she had gripped his snout so hard and was clearly pulling his hair to keep him still I haf to ask her to let go it was painful to watch her chop away so roughly I almost started crying. I'm not very confrontational and I was late for my appointment and late picking him up so I did feel bad I left as quickly as I could but I left $60 for the service I was being charged $45 which I assumed came with a bath but I'm not sure he was bathed he would usually be white but he's still yellowed and feels powdery and rough. I'm very sad thats alot if money for him to not smell or feel good or look good even . read more

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They did an amazing job with my golden retriever. He smelled great and they gave him a wonderful cut and a cute bandana. We will definitely be going back. read more

Calling All Paws - Here is my beautiful golden retriever. - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

If I could make the review even lower I would but for the reason of it being so low is because they said to pick up my dog in tow hours which I found to be awhile but I figured oh well what can you do and then when tow hours pass by I call and the say it will be another 2 hours and at this point I was very frustrated because my dog had the first appointment but long story short they left my dog there for six hours and now she is terrified of her kennel because how long they kept her in one and I can't blame her read more

The Funky Poodle in Apple Valley, Ca. is closing it's doors on 5/28/2021 and it has been open for less than six months. The customer service is the worst ever and they do not stick to a designated time-line. They keep your dogs way to long for a routine grooming service. I cannot speak for the location in Hesperia because I have never been there. But, if they are affiliated they really need to retrain the staff on cleanliness and customer service the location is filthy and I am not surprised that they are closing. read more

Best groomer in the high desert. Staff treated our babies amazingly good, our puppies smell delicious and they came home happy.

Came here because it had decent yelp reviews but it was the worst experience ever!!! I asked for a trim and to keep my dog looking like a terrier and strictly told them I DO NOT want the teddy bear cut I came back and he had a teddy bear cut! I was furious! They said they'd fix it, so I came back and he was shaved all around his head and neck with a thick coated body. He looked deformed and awkward. My daughter cried allll the way home because our Dog looked ugly. I couldn't even tell if that was even my dog. My dog looked traumatized, upset and drowsy since we picked him up. NEVER AGAIN! Do yourself and your dog a favor and stay away! read more

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We got a free grooming session for this location in our packet we got from the Hesperia shelter. All the girls were really friendly and were in love with my pup Roxie, as soon as we walked in. Not only did they accommodate an appointment that afternoon (I called about 10am), but when I called back to push it an hour later, they had no issues! When we got her back, she was so much more beautiful than she already was! Before: She had such dirty ears, rough hair, very long uncomfortable nails, and an overall shelter dog smell (even though we had washed and scrubbed her twice). After: Her ears were sparkling clean, her nails were cut perfectly, she smelled SO good I could smell her as she was walking around, her hair was so soft and cut to a good length, and to top it all off, she had an adorable flower on her collar! This groomer is about 40 min from us, but we definitely will bring her back! Not sure what the groomers name was, but I will edit and find out! read more

Calling All Paws - Roxie looking all clean after visiting the Funky Poodle after being rescued from the shelter! - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

This was the first time I've ever gotten my dog groomed, and it was a great experience. The staff is extremely friendly and accommodating, they took me the same day with no appointment, and even let me use their phone after-hours when I locked my keys in my car. (Oops) I truly cannot thank them enough for that. As far as the grooming goes, my golden retriever-Shepard mix came back smelling fresh and clean, and beautifully soft and trimmed! They groomed her exactly as I requested, and I was completely happy with the great pricing. Thank you, Funky Poodle! read more

Calling All Paws - Josie after her grooming! - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

The worst cut my little shih-tzu ever had. She was there 4 1/2 hrs and they didn't do what I asked for and left alot of hair uncut where it should have been. They all left and let a little cleaning girl to take our money. Very unprofessional. My little dog is now very nervous when I try to comb through it. Never again. read more

I used to love this place. Started taking my maltipoo there in 2011, but ever since they got new help it hasn't been the same. First, another groomer clipped my baby on her body which caused a scab 2nd time, I specifically asked for the teddy bear face and ended up with shaved down ears. And they GLUED RHINESTONES ON HER EARS! I was so pissed, my baby hated them but they were so glued it took months for them to finally fall off. read more

I have been coming here for more than 4 yrs now and every time I bring my dog they never cut her hair the way I want them too. But I don't say anything. However, this last time I took her, they had the audacity to tell me that they were going to increase the price because I didn't take her as often as I should. Why does that matter?! We always go here every time we want her hair cut. And yet again they didn't cut her hair the way we had requested it. What's the point in asking if they are going to cut it they way they want. I was friendly enough to leave a message but no one has called me back so this is my last resort. Also, at times they don't even know which dog is mine! They need to add cage cards or something and be more organized! I'll never come here again!! read more

Been taking my dogs here to get groomed for a year now and I'm always happy with their service. I can tell my dogs like it here too because they always come home happy and hyper. Their cost of grooming is def a steal compared to the other groomer places up here. I def recommend this place! read more

This place is great I love them my dog loves them.she come back smelling and looking great!! read more

Calling All Paws - Thanks for the haircut.. - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

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Eternally grateful to the folks here for taking care of our yippy, nippy, little Chihuahua. I know that she is a pain in the @$$, and yet they are always kind and courteous and never let on that she's a nightmare to groom. Kudos to Cheyenne and the whole crew here. read more

I hate to say that it's taken almost 10 years for me to take our family dog to a groomer. I can happily say that streak has been broken today. I had zero point of reference as to what a grooming entailed much less the price of one, and while searching the web I stumbled upon the Funky Poodle. I called them up set an appointment. Walking in you can tell that the place is owned by dog lovers. The doggie decor was quite adorable and with all the dog grooming and washing the place smelled quite pleasant. My family and I dropped our family dog Wicket who is a Pomeranian Pekingese mix to the staff who were very forthcoming and kind. I explained how I have never groomed our dog and had hoped everything would go well. After a few hours we came back to pick our boy up and I can say I was surprised and happy to see him looking dashing and happy to see us. I am very satisfied with the TLC they put into his care, and will definitely make it a routine to bring him back in a few months. If you're looking for a place that not only understands but love dogs look the Funky Poodle up. read more

Calling All Paws - My little guy excited as can be with our dapper dog. - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

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The last few times I took my dog there she has came home with cuts and scabs I went to Pet Co and they did a beautiful job on her and no blowing hairs when she got in the car. Have been at Funky poodle for quite a few years but no more sorry read more

We received excellent service. My dog looked better than I could have thought. She had no nicks or scratches. They worked quickly too. Usually I drop off my dog at 8am and get called late afternoon to pick up. They were done with her in about 2 hours. And the price was fair. I will definitely be a returning customer. read more

Calling All Paws - They did such a good job on my girl. I've never had her look better. - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California

This place is great.. Always treated MANNY like a king, & helped me 1 day, rescue him from my car, that I accidentally locked on him!! Yeah! GIRLS! ! read more

Calling All Paws - Manny loves those girls!! - Pet Groomers Near Me - Hesperia, California