Adultery is not something that comes easily to me.
Catholic guilt has stayed with me far longer than the religion ever did.
So, it is with a heavy heart that I say this: Nandos, I cheated on you.
Look, we had some good times - sure. Remember when you opened your first restaurant on Chalk Farm Road in 1996?
Those were the sepia-tinged glory years. I have despatched many a spatchcock within your walls.
Hey, don't look at me with those eyes. Don't make this harder than it needs to be.
But you're different here to how you were in the UK. You don't treat your birds with the same care as before, and I'm a red-blooded male with needs.
Those needs are delightfully tender chicken, crispy chips. The lot.
Ole is my new beau. So cheap, but not nasty. read more