Yo, I'm Fox and I come from TEHRAN
I like to have sex while I eat WON TON
I do 160 on the AutoBAHN
Like Right Said Fred, I'm too sexy for MILAN
I'm like Oppenheimer, girls tell me I'm the BOMB
If I was in Star Wars I'd be HAN
If I was Kirk I'd cause the Wrath of KHAN
If I was Connery (SEAN) I'd be BOND, James BOND
If I was a Beatle I'd be JOHN
If I was an Eagle I'd be DON
But if you're in Chicago eat at BUNDOO KHAN
Then until the DAWN, let's Marvin Gaye and get it ON
WHAT
If it was what I kept pressing (in vain) when I accidentally deleted this review without saving it, it'd be "Undo Khan."
No, technology and I are not friends.
My fave in the Indian-Pakistani neighbourhood of Chicago (Little India) along Devon. A little pricey with 16 or $17 for a curry and $14 or $15 for their famous Chicken Tikka, Chicken Boti, and other kabobs.
But it's worth the money. Tasty, spectacularly-spiced and delicious. Yes, the chicken is a bit dry, but so's your girlfriend (for you, anyway). The dryness makes eating it hard (the dish, not your gf). I like my meat wet and juicy (like your gf, for me, anyway).
If it was in Brooklyn, it'd be "Dumbo Khan." If Stallone ate here, it'd be "Rambo Khan." And if a woman who kinda played for the wrong team considering how discriminatory the Republicans are ate here, it'd be "Bundoo Khandaleeza Rice." And I guess they'd serve everything with rice.
Oh wait they already do.
Since it was my first time (do you remember your first time?) I ordered the crowd fave: Chicken Tikka. The server agreed; Chicken Tikka is the thing to order. Hey, I can Tikka bit of advice when it's warranted.
Then it arrived and damn. I loved it. Masses of chicken on the bone, spicy, charred, perfect. So charred, I was wondering if they charred my credit card too. They did.
So. Tikka. Yummy as hell. Better than 99% of Chx dishes across America. You'll be so in love with the Chicken, you may forget to Checkin.
If an angry dwarf ate here, it'd be "Grumpy Khan." If Kendrick Lamar ate here, it'd be "Humble Khan." And if rich people on drugs who think everything is art ate here, it'd be the "Bundoo Khannes Film Festival."
Despite their lovely little dining rooms (they have 2 of them, same with Barbie and boyfriends), I got take-out as it was packed out the door busy - even one hour before closing on a Sunday night. No tables, many waiting. They said 20 minutes. Came back half an hour later, it wasn't ready yet. Nbd - I was on the phone with someone extremely sexy. You know her. So do people who cruise adult sites. Oops did I say that out loud.
Def the best Indo-Pak in Chicago, def my favourite thing along Devon. But expensive. Looking forward to trying more stuff soon! Hopefully with a girl in heels. No names mentioned.
And if Barbie eats here, it's "Bimbo Khan."
And when I ate here, it was "Himbo Khan."
And if it was named after what every thirsty man likes best about me, it'd be "Dat Bum-doe Khan."
And in all three cases, it'd be way more expensive than it already is.
Now rap:
I've had more Boba tea than f***ing TAIWAN
Only thing that comes before "mi" is BANH
I been having sex while you been having NONE
You wanna Josh Duggar wit yo sister and yo MOM
I be friends with Cheadle, you don't know DON
I f***ed lots of Latin girls, you ain't f***ed JUAN
If you did, you'd have a premature ejaculaTION
Like Nic Cage, in 60 seconds you'd be GONE
I had hundreds of lovers, you just had ONE
The biopic about me was screened at CANNES
Every girl I meet wants to have my SPAWN
You eat sugary Makhani, I eat Bundoo KHAN
Tastes better than the girl I just went down ON
And her sister, 2 brothers, Uncle and her MOM
And my Mum's Arab lover named HASSAN
Bundoo Khan is a Chicago phenomeNON
Michelle Pfeiffer comes here for Dangerous LIAISONS
Owner so rich he got 69 MAISONS
I won't eat your muffin if it's got nuts and RAISINS
And I don't understand how this rhymes with Bundoo KHAN
I get excited watching you dance to ReggaeTON
You need to cool down, girl, drink this EVIAN
Skip the Indian Buffet, try Bundoo KHAN
Damn girl, where's all my Chicken Tikka GONE
You'll wanna make babies and feed this to your SPAWN
You'll wanna marry Bowie like IMAN
You'll make Argentina cry like EVA PERON
You'll come back to Bundoo just because you KHAN
I just f***ed 3 girls, you had NONE
My Dad's from IRAN (but my real Dad's from KRYPTON)
He spilled Bundoo KHAN, on his KORAN
But Allah forgave him cuz ALLAH LOVES BUNDOO KHAN
If I was Edward this would be my Bella SWAN
If I went Overboard I'd be Goldie HAWN
If I crashed weddings I'd be Vince VAUGHN
If I was Borat I'd be from KAZAKHSTAN
If food is the Mafia, Bundoo KHAN is the DON
Forget Neo Anderson, Bundoo KHAN is the ONE
If you eat one Indian in Illinois eat Bundoo KHAN
Oh sh*t, split ends, need to go to a SALON read more