Forget Pacinos and Robert De NIROS
Forget Greyhounds and trains and AEROS
Forget all those stupid Perras and PERROS
Forget giving blood, kidneys, bone MARROWS
Forget Enrique (he can't be your HEROES)
Forget Panhandlers (they just want DINEROS)
Forget Cereals (especially CHEERIOS)
Forget Robin Hood (it's just about ARROWS)
Forget gardening (it's just WHEELBARROWS)
Forget Wrestling (except Eddie GUERREROS)
Forget Steroids (unless you're Ric FLAIR, HOS)
Forget DJs (except maybe ALESSO)
Forget Egypt (it's just a few PHAROAHS)
Forget Chinatown (it's just some TAROS)
Forget Jay Z (and all of his AFFAIR HOS)
Forget religion (just a bunch of PRAYER HOS)
Forget Buddhism (it's just some SELF-AWARE HOS)
Forget Customs (we've nothing to DECLARE HOS)
Forget Strip Clubs (it's just a bunch of BARE HOS)
Forget Harems (there's never any SPARE HOS)
Forget Pearland (it's just a bunch of PEAR HOS)
Forget Hot Or Not (it's just to COMPARE HOS)
Forget groupies (they want the drummer, SNARE HOS)
Forget lingerie (they all seem to WEAR HOSE)
Forget stockings (I always seem to TEAR HOSE)
Forget Straight Edge (they're just a bunch of SQUARE HOS)
Forget Stairmaster (they're just a bunch of STAIR HOS)
Forget Therapy (it's just some DESPAIR HOS)
Forget St. Tropez (it's just some MILLIONAIRE HOS)
Forget Yelp Talk (it's just some FOURSQUARE HOS)
Forget college parties (it's just some TRUTH OR DARE HOS)
Forget your BFF (he'll never let you SHARE HOS)
I'm like Johnny Cash (I've been everyWHERE HOS)
So I can tell you know (listen cause the FOX KNOWS)
For all you hungry girls, and all you starving ASS BROS
For hands down Ohio's BEST GYROS
The clue's in the name, can you reads, BROS?
Other Gyro Shops don't COMPARE, HOS
Truly perfect Gyros are RARE, HOS
You'll find them here, Cleveland's best GYROS!
(Then come over to my place, cuz I wanna SHARE O'S)
Best gyro was very good as usual and I enjoyed every bite and Sammi loves the Gyros as well!
The freshest ingredients, the yummiest fluffiest freshest pita, and the juiciest, most perfectly seasoned Chicago-style Gyro meat. This is the #1 in the state - by a distance. And it's a state that loves its Gyros, so that's a big condiment. I mean complement. I MEAN COMPLIMENT. But Condiments can Complement your Gyro.
I'm a pretty good judge of Gyro because I've had some of the best ones in the country here and there and I have to say that this is one of the very best you will find anywhere. My favourite in the Cleveland area which is an area that has a lot of good ones - and comparable to some of the best ones in places like Chicago and Detroit and Pittsburgh.
And if David and Posh were serving these up, firstly they'd be less thin, but also, it'd be renamed "Becks Gyros." But they're not, so it won't.
And if your pant button busts because you ate too much here, then you need a "Belts Gyros."
And if you wanna wager on a horse race during your meal, go to "Bets Gyros."
And if you drive a Mercedes here, go to "Benz Gyros."
And if you're drunk when you come here, well then you're eating "Buzzed Gyros." Sounds about right. read more