I ordered the Beef Chow Mein and a spring roll over the phone for pick up, after a short time trying to clarify what I meant by "for pick up" I was able to place my order. I was told it would take 15 minutes, which at the time made me happy due to being quite hungry, but also cautious. Why would it take such a short time? I went to pick up my food to see absolutely nobody in the restaurant, no customers and no staff. It felt quite awkward and I kind of just walked about for a bit wondering what a guy was to do in this situation. Eventually an employee walked out and placed something in the buffet section, glanced at me and then walked away. This made it feel even more awkward but luckily a nice lady came out to hand me my food shortly after. She apologized for the mix up on the phone and was pleasant. The food smelled good and I made my way home eager to taste the contents of my order.
I opened it up and took a bite of the spring roll, not bad. I then opened the Chow Mein to see an absolute mess of food in front of me. The bed of noodles was hanging out of the container and the beef had an ominous grey tinge to it. I shrugged and took a bite of the beef which, surprisingly, was actually quite tasty. I attribute this to the sauce mostly. The noodles themselves tasted absolutely horrible. The celery tasted like it had been left in a hot press overnight and had an odd soapy taste to it. The noodles seemed to be more beansprouts and some unidentified greens. I would hazard a guess at it being Bok Choi, but it certainly didn't taste like it was. Maybe some sort of bitter cabbage? It was extremely unappetizing whatever it was. I ate maybe 3 more bites to sate my hunger then put it down, ashamed of what I had just done to my body.
Overall the meal was disappointing to the point of disgust. The nice lady's words echo in my head to this point "I'll know what you mean for next time". Ha, that next time will never come! read more