Terrible, awful massage. I have a few hundred in my life from all point on the globe. This was, by and far the worst. Walk-ins we're welcome, so I walked in--to a dark desolate waiting room. Wasn't even sure I was going into the right place since there isn't any signage out front or on the door. After a minute of waiting, a woman appears, seemed surprised I walked in and asked what I wanted. I replied, a massage. To which she seemed even more surprised but took me to a room in the back and ask "1 hour", I said 90 minutes. To which she said, "$100". I said ok. She replied, $100. Pay now. I've never had to prepay for a massage. Now I know why, because if it was after, I would not have paid. It was awful. I didn't get a massage, I got an oil rubbing. Would have been great if I was heading to the beach but I wasn't. I spent 65 of the 70 minutes face down. The only time she applied any pressure was to mush my gold necklace into my neck, repeatedly. At the start, she insisted I remove my underwear, which I refused several times. The sign even says to leave underwear on.
After the 70 minute rubbing (not 90 which I paid for) the girl left so I could dress. Only to return and ask if I'd like a water. I said yes, she seemed out out but then, the first time ever, I was asked for a tip. I wasn't carrying cash and was going to put a tip on my credit card on the way out. Another first, she wanted more that what I was offering for such a terrible massage.
I was willing to overlook the bad massage table. Was willing to overlook the urine smell. Was willing to overlook the hot room. Was even willing to overlook the lack of music.
Just avoid the sham at all costs. It's pathetic. read more
