Tourist trap. I fell into it. Then again, the whole town is a tourist trap.
We ate a hole in the wall and spoke with the first friendly person in Italy, the hostess/waitress/cook (she does it all!). This is because we came on Christmas. This woman was the only one person (wo)manning this four-table restaurant. It was very small and charming, further from the square, right by a canal.
We told the woman, who was fairly fluent in English, that we needed to leave by 2 p.m., which left her 30 minutes to get us fed. I wasn't sure how well this would fly, with the whole supposed chillaxin' culture of Italians. I must be generalizing because she nodded and told us it was not a problem. *fist pump*
She stood expectantly for our beverage order after we ordered entrees. There is no tap water served in Italy, so we both ordered water for €3.50. Yarghhh. I should've had coffee or tea, which was the same price.
The squid ink pasta was a bit salty but good; a squeeze of the provided lemon cut into the saltiness. The risotto scampi was just ok. The shrimp had been cut along the back but not deveined. I had to devein it. De-pooped it is more accurate because that is not a vein. What poo has been seen cannot be unseen. Out you go!
Some guy dashed in and asked, angrily in accented English (can't place it), "Call the police! How do I call the police??"
The woman was taken aback and suggested where he could find the police. He told her that he needed the police to help him; his tone added "NOW". She looked helpless and told him she was only one woman, what could she do? I empathized with her because she was manning this place on her own. The guy told her, he wasn't asking her to do anything, just how to call the police. He was sort of argumentative. My impression was that he was pissed more than worried over an emergency.
This turned out to be the case when he gave up, went back outside and argued with a gondolier. He probably got ripped off by hopping onto a gondola from the independent gondoliers offering rides from the canals. The official gondolas depart from a large dock at the pier and later steer into the canals, whereas the shady gondoliers lingered around canals for suckers. Like this guy.
We finished our quick lunch and got the check ("il conto, per favore" -- thank you Italian phrase book app). Apparently there is a cover charge (€2.50 per person). I did notice some places advertising no cover charge so I wasn't entirely shocked by the concept. There was also a 15% service charge built-in. You don't want to dwell on these things on vacation, so just beware.
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