Gentle Readers, you shall be relieved to know this will be short and sweet: Alberto's Appliances is simply the BEST in Texas. The END.
For those of you who are enjoying insomnia with nothing better to do on a Monday morning than "surf" the web: You may purchase from Alberto's Appliances with ABSOLUTE ASSURANCE YOU WILL receive a quality "moooocheeeen." I purchased a clothe washer from Alberto's Appliances some seven weeks ago. The experience was nothing short of "excelente."
First, I looked up "used clothe washer" in Google Chrome (today's functional equivalent of yesteryear's YellowPages. Thankfully, Alberto's Appliances came up among the top offerings. The name "Alberto's Appliance RESONATED with me; it wasn't some BS name like "AAAAAA Auger," making a pathetic attempt to achieve "top billing" through the a silly "alphabetic trick." I called; someone with a VERY pleasant female voice answered and matter-of-factly answered all my questions and gave me general instruction on how to get to "Alberto's Appliances. My GPS did the rest.
Soon my assistant and I were off to the races,using the GPS on my Android "device." Although she was on the phone when we arrived, the person at the desk motioned she'd attend to us just as soon as she wrapped up her phone conversation. Before long a handsome, middle-aged Hispanic male came out of the ware-room to "greet" us; he escorted us through Alberto's Appliance "showroom." From the outside, the warehouse appeared just a bit shabby; but, THE MERCHANDISE in than small, long, narrow and enclosed ware-room was ANYTHING but.
For all you "tree-huggers" out there, you'll be consoled in knowing Alberto's Appliance is doing more than its fair share along the lines of "SAVING THE PLANET." Alberto's Appliance, to my knowledge, sells used and "refurbished" clothe washers and dryers (which would otherwise end up in a landfill, or on your neighbor's "Billy Bob's" front yard/porch, etc., etc.).
The afore-mentioned gentlemen with Alberto's Appliance escorted us through Alberto's Appliances "show-room floor," matter-of-factly explaining the pro's and con's of "dis" and "dat" MOOOCHEEEEENE. I made my selection; and, asked to speak with the "owner." The hispanic gentleman politely answered, "I'm Albert."
It was at this time I made my usual trite/thread-worn pitch: "Hello. I'[m so and so with so and so tax service, have you filed your tax returns for 2022, yet?" (As some of you know, I am the BEST LAWYER IN TEXAS, bar none (currently of some BS Administrative Suspention). I do tax/bankruptcy litigation, and a little immigration law. also. I'm a ONE-MAN/ONE-WOMAN show. My wife's my secretary and my office consists of one half of our living room. My wife, MDLADO and I are strong adherents to the ABC "principle." Always Be Selling (this is how I "snare" 80% of my clients.).
Back to Alberto's Appliance. The clothe washer I purchased from Alberto's Appliances purrs like a kitten sleeping in a soft and warm wicker basket, cushion-lined pet bed from Pets-R-Us; but, attacks dirt, grease and grime on clothe like a Puma who's hungry for some "Jack rabbit slim.
Do yourself a favor when in the market for a GENTLY USED CLOTHE WASHER/DRYER, check out Alberto's Appliances FIRST; tell him "El Martillo" sent you.
Over and out. Godbless and GodSpeed. co
P.S. If you have anything "negative" to write about Alberto's Appliance, you "jest" might be a "Karen." read more