After seeing this on the news a few years ago and figuring it should be done by now, I decided to try the new bridge to get from the city to North Adelaide. It looked pretty enough in the photos, although you could tell it was a computer rendering, since the Torrens was blue.
When I arrived I discovered it wasn't finished yet, which wasn't really a surprise, given it was a State Government project.
Complicating matters, I was returning from the Central Markets with a fox, a chicken and a bag of grain. Still needing to cross the river I quickly fashioned a raft out of some spare construction materials, but the raft was only big enough for myself and one other thing. This was a problem, if left alone, the fox would eat the chicken, and the chicken would eat the grain.
I started by loading the chicken onto the raft and making the crossing. I dropped the chicken off and returned to the south bank. After this I made the crossing with the grain, leaving the fox alone. I then returned to the south bank with the chicken, leaving the grain on the north bank. I then dropped the chicken off and moved the fox to the north bank. After this, all I had to do was go back and collect the chicken and continue on my way.
There are five other pedestrian accessible bridges within a mile, none of which require walking through the desolate Festival Centre Plaza. Once complete this one will provide a slightly shorter way to the Casino, but thanks to that nice Mr Waterhouse, I can gamble from my phone whilst at the Adelaide Oval anyway.
So for now, this will remain a bit of a (almost) bridge to nowhere, oddly curved despite people's general desire to walk along the shortest route between two points. read more