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Cermak Family Aquatic Center

Cermak Family Aquatic Center

3.5(39 reviews)
1.1 mi

I don't live in the suburbs, and I don't even wish I did, but every so often you discover one of…read morethese amazing places . . . The Cermak Family Aquatic Center is awesome. A holy-grail destination for summer days with kids. They have a lazy river full of innertubes, and giant 2.5 foot deep pool with a play structure and various splashing items, plus a splash pad, and a junk food concession. It is neither a real swimming pool nor a water park. Not a real swimming pool because the deepest part of the pool is 2.5 feet deep. Not a water park because there's no actual waterslide, though there is a slide ... into the water -- if you grasp the distinction I'm making. But as a consequence this means that you can feel much more comfortable giving even young kids a decent amount of freedom (obviously not too much! be safe!) and generating the kind of wet, chlorinated, hot, happy, exhausted summer day that you may have grown up with as a kid. Chicago is a big city of rich amenities, so there are not a ton of things that I say are clearly worth a 45 minute drive from my house, but this is one of them.

Located inside Forest Preserve District of Cook County; Cermak Woods. Free parking for customers…read more Wonderful recreational area to enjoy with your family and friends. This is a well designed water recreational area. It has been changed, upgraded and redesigned throughout the years, but still here providing a great relaxing service to this community and visitors. You can grab a towel at the nearby Marshalls, and sunscreen as well. Plenty of grocery stores and restaurants nearby if you would like to enjoy a picnic with your family as well. Enjoy this wonderful experience.

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Spencer's

Spencer's

3.0(7 reviews)
3.0 mi
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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest…read moreaccomplishment." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Even if he were not my own, I sincerely think that my son is one of the coolest 3 year olds that I have ever met and I totally love hanging out with him. He is much nicer and more fun to be around than a lot of people my own age. He's been teaching the hubby and I a lot of new things. It's incredible. With absolutely no prodding on our part, his all time favorite movie is Nightmare before Xmas. He absolutely adores Jack Skellington. You should hear him screaming Marilyn Manson's version of "This is Halloween". Normally, I avoid stores like Spencer's Gifts. I've been around that type of merchandise way too long. I don't think that I can accurately describe the look of pure joy that I saw in his face when we passed their window. There was Jack Skellington stuff EVERYWHERE!!! He marched into that store like a little grown up, and inspected all of the Jack merchandise and calmly approached one of the salesladies and asked, "Excuse me, may I please see that?" He is obsessed with animated talking figures. Of skulls and monsters of course. He had to have this one, there was no if, ands, or buts about it. The staff here totally rocks! They not only took care of his request, they led him to every single Jack Skellington item in the store! They totally treated him like a rock star! It killed me. They also remembered that they received a shipment of posters that they had not yet put out on the floor. BFB was able to get a talking Jack Skellington, 3 different winter hats, a scarf, chapstick and a poster for his room today. I am secretly coming back for the blanket and pillow when he is not with me for his Christmas gift from Santa. I can't help it, I love that he is an individual and doesn't give a damn about what other kids his age are into. I feel it is important to cultivate that confidence, and damn it all, I needed to buy him new winter things anyways. I am quite sure that the staff loved us back for the amount of money that we ended up spending. After we put his new poster up in his bedroom, he proudly told me that he has his very own Jack Skellington room. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would have such a great kid..

Employees that interacted with us acted like judgmental robots. Very uncomfortable experience that…read moremade me not purchase.

Xxx Perts - adult - Updated November 2026

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