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Wobbly Goblin

Wobbly Goblin

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I have drank in the Wobbly Goblin many times; it's often the place where you end up because…read moreeverywhere else is shut or not letting anyone else in! I haven't been in since last year, but the last time I was there I did have a good time, mainly from laughing at the sheer clip of some of the people who frequent the place! The venue consists of two bar areas; one which is more quiet and the other with a dancefloor. The DJ played some bizarre music the last time I was in there, including Rock Me Amadeus which the goths seemed to be enjoying for some reason! There are quite a lot of older people in the Wobbly Goblin; it is more of an older crowd and the music reflects this. I've heard there are always loads of fights in there but I've never seen one myself, although some of the people in there do look a bit menacing! However so long as you keep yourself to yourself I think it's a top laugh in there!

as u strut over to the wobbly you are greeted by squires (the sound bouncer) he shouts CAN YA GET…read moreYA ID OUT PLS he checks your ID n gives you the nod. Secondly you go to the money booth and you argue the price to the woman then you get the wobbly tattoo which doesn't come off for friggin weeks so u can get in free next week. You then run up the stairs proper buzzing ur tits off single file walk to the dance floor choose your seat to leave your stuff and tbf there is wrongens but their too pissed to rob u so its sound then u look on to the stage to see Lucy cook and crew who have sectioned it off and it's a really nice Atmosphere also if anybody starts which is usually all the time cos Stockton and Thornaby are in the same place n everyone shags eachothers lads so it's like a brawl but the cups are plastic so if you bounce one u won't get sent down. You usually see Sophie robo in the toilets braying fuck out of someone n Ricki willy who will be dancing like a pure freak and Tia who is in scraps with 40+ men an ami n Jess who are too mortal doing ya head in dancing to dj Boonie like c9 dancers and of course Lucy n Tottie who will be getting chewed by some peasant so one of Thornaby lads just bang them out for u but it's a sound place to go honestly cos then ginos pizza shop is always open and he always greets you with "hello darling" in his fake as fuck selling page Italian accent xx

Wynyard Hall - venues - Updated May 2026

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