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    Wiseguy Pizza

    4.1 (338 reviews)
    InexpensivePizza, Italian
    Closed 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
    Updated 3 months ago

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    Moderate noise
    Casual
    Good for kids

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    Mira B.

    Wiseguy Pizza hands-down has been my favorite pizza place in DMV (to date). I am have a soft spot for pizza by the slice (Affordable, good for 1), and immensely enjoyed my Margherita Slice. The garlic knots are just magical! Garlicy, herby, soft! MUST TRY. Easy 10/10 I got 3 and they are just majestic beauties.

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    Umar M.

    Wiseguy's has been a MUST stop for me and my friends since we all moved to the DMV. Every night out in DC always ended on Wiseguy's and for that reason alone there is some level of sentimental value. We have laughed at wiseguy, we have had a drunk binge eating moments at wiseguy and we have NOT cried at wiseguy because rEaL mEn dO nOt CrY. My favorite slices are Korean Chicken, Nashville Hot Chicken, Paneer Tikka, Chicken Paneer and some of the plain cheese ones. This is your spot to grab a good quality slice with flavors that are outside of the norms. 4.2/5

    Maria-Elena T.

    We had an office pizza party and ordered many boxes (7?) of various pizzas. I started with my usual slice of cheese. It was really good! This ex-Jersey girl was not ready to like it so much that I went in for another slice- this time pepperoni. Also delicious! The warm chocolate chip cookie was also good. I didn't try the bread. Hope the office uses this place again!!!

    Supreme Slice, Margherita Slice, Garlic Knot
    Maria Gracias H.

    I used to go to their Chinatown location all the time back in my college days, so when I passed this Wiseguy Pizza in Rosslyn I just had to stop. I ordered my all-time favorite, the Margherita pizza, and got lucky because it came out fresh from the oven. The crust was perfectly crispy, the mozzarella was generous, and it tasted so good. Definitely brought back some great memories.

    Mushroom Truffle Slice

    Amazing and delicious! Super fast service even on the weekend. The shop was clean too I recommend the mushroom truffle pizza and chocolate chip cookies!

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    Angela Z.

    My favorite pizza in the dmv. If you like saucy, thin crust with lots of toppings, this is the place. I love that you can try so many different options since you buy by the slice. There's tons of different options, including vegan too. Great for a quick eat, not too much seating, but it works in a pinch.

    Pick your slide and they heat it up!
    HF B.

    Great place to grab a slice and go somewhere else. Ambiance was typical New York, limited seating inside (4 seats) and a couple of tables outside. Service as helpful and with smiles. Pizza was very good. Tremendous variety in pies! Wonderful meal deals as well.

    Pizza by the slice-- $4.50. The portion is ridiculous!
    Tessa A.

    Major disappointment! I ordered pizza by the slice and at $4.50 per slice, I assumed it would be a generous, jumbo-sized portion. Unfortunately, my assumptions were incorrect. The slice was no larger than one you would get from a standard whole pie. On top of that, the pizza was very watery and the cheese tasted rubbery. The crust was hard and not edible. Safe to say, I won't be returning!

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    Mai S.

    Ive visited a few times and the experience has been amazing. The staff are welcoming and friendly. I also love that you can select a slice of pizza vs a whole pie. Ive tried the Chicken Paneer, Buffalo, and Korean Chicken. The best way to sum it up is FLAVORFUL. All the pizzas Ive tried are flavorful. I feel like it's a meal on pizza. The protein is flavorful the sauces are flavorful. I feel Im overusing that word, but it's the best way to describe them. The paneer pizza is my go to it has a sauce that takes the pizza over the top. Also I wasn't sure about cabbage on pizza, but it works on the Korean Chicken pizza. That extra crunch creates great unexpected texture. Also the garlic knots are soft, chewy and full of garlic. Highly recommend. I also like that you can try a small portion of items. 1 garlic knot or 1 pizza roll. It is more of a carryout location because there is limited seating out front.

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    Vincent N.

    Walked in randomly on a trip to DC and saw this NY style pizza place, I was pleasantly surprised! $5 slices, thin, crispy, and flavorful! The chicken paneer masala with that green sauce was so dang good! The only reason I took off a star is a tried their square slice, and it was okay for me, very doughy, sauce and pepperoni didn't have too much flavor. Go straight for the classic NY style slices!

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    Sean R.

    An easy to miss spot in the middle of Rosslyn, Wiseguy Pizza really surprised me with its excellent service and delicious food. Specifically the Chicken Paneer Slice, which packed a bit more heat than I was expecting. The heat was a fantastic addition to the textured and flavors I also didn't expect, but was so happy to find. The buffalo chicken Stromboli was good, but it didn't hold a candle to the slice of perfectly cooked za that came before it. Get yourself a slice or two, and enjoy some fantastic flavor in the heart of a bustling Rosslyn, right off the metro. It's a cute little location, so keep your eyes peeled!

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    Best pizza I've had in the DMV! The paneer tikka pizza is very flavorful and the grandma square cut was great!

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    Andy’s Pizza - Ballston

    Andy’s Pizza - Ballston

    4.2
    (113 reviews)
    2.1 mi

    My girlfriend lives literal steps away from this location, and I couldn't be more jealous! We…read moreusually already have food plans, but if I just want to snack when I'm visiting, this is usually a stop for me. The slices and variety are as good as ever, and I appreciate how Andy's Pizza still promotes the two slice and drink combos. There are several tables for dining in, but I appreciate how you can easily grab some spice or pepper packets if you are ordering to go. It's only been a handful of times, but every time the staff have been efficient and professional. They are usually playing music and showing sports too, and those have contributed to an overall positive experience. Andy's Pizza has been around for a long time, and if you have not had them yet, and you like New York style pizza, do yourself a favor and give them a try.

    Pizza served up cold and slow…read more A sometimes-good walk-up shop with NY-style pre-made slices and some beer in cans available. You order at the counter or online and pick-up. Open late. When I had ordered previously, I always found that my pie was not ready and I had to wait. Each time, I waited a bit longer, and each time, still not ready. So, this time, ordered my pizza before 9:00 PM and did not depart immediately -- but instead waited a full 20 minutes before even walking there slow. When I arrived, the pizza was..... still not ready. It occurs to me that this shop is situated in a time zone that is somehow TEN MINUTES BEHIND the time your order is due. The guy says "five minutes." In any case, I stand, I wait.... and I.... wait some more. It wasn't five minutes. Lots of workers standing. Nearing the 9:30 mark, someone finally says "have you been helped?" And whadda ya know? Found out the reason I was still waiting - BECAUSE MY PIE WAS SITTING THERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME! Getting cold. She says "we're just getting that cut up." But they weren't - it was already cut. They took one of their old pies off the rack and slid it right into a box. It wasn't in the oven. I could feel it was cold, but yes, I took it and went home. I can't say you couldn't eat it but.... it wasn't good. We did eat some of it, but only after baking it in my own oven. Good thing I ordered in advance, eh? If you are going to do a take out here, my advice would be to skip ordering altogether, and just go there and get the slices yourself. They won't be too fresh, but at least it will be fast. Better yet, go across the street to Quincy Hall, (or over to Wise Guys) where they will bake the pizza to order and have it hot and ready when you arrive. Keep in mind here they charge $32 for a pizza, full price only. NOT worth it, won't be back, do not recommend.

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    We, The Pizza - Ballston

    We, The Pizza - Ballston

    4.2
    (191 reviews)
    2.4 mi
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    I ordered a mushroom and eggplant make-your-own pizza from We, The Pizza tonight. I have never…read moreeaten here before but always heard raves from folks so I thought I'd give it a go. Doordash did a speedy job of delivering the pizza, so no quarrel with them. I grew up in NJ so I have eaten probably more pizza than the average person. I know what I like. I don't hold any pizza up to those standards because it just isn't fair to. Still, I enjoy Non-NY Metro pizza enough, which is usually what one finds down here. All that being said: This pizza is WAAAAY too salty! Almost inedible. IDK why this is. But both the sauce and the veggies are oversalted. I hope my blood pressure doesn't jump. I'm not looking for health food, people. But I also know flavor shouldn't be overpowered by NaCl. And now, I have a headache after eating a slice. G r e a t. Maybe this is an anomaly, but for a first timer, I don't know that I'd order from here again. Disappointing, and for what I paid for the pie (a medium which was over $30) I am not thinking I will try this again. Of course, if you dig lots of salt, this may be your jam. I like flavors beyond salt.

    We, The Pizza has some great by the slice options! They have plenty of choices and they heat the…read morepizza up for you so it stays warm and crispy! It was a little too greasy for me and a bit on the expensive side compared to some others by the slice places. However, the slices are large, so you get your moneys worth. I'd recommend for a quick slice or a full pie!

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    Vegan Sicilian pizza
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    Timber Pizza

    3.9
    (95 reviews)
    2.4 mi
    $$

    Representing 2023, T is for Timber Pizza. Sometime in the late 2010's, Ballston Mall was remodeled…read moreto Ballston Quarter, which is a cool food hall. I ate in the food hall a couple of times including trying Timber Pizza in August 2023. A friend was in town and staying with another friend of ours, who lives in Ballston, Arlington. I got a mushroom pizza, one of their creations, and it was great. Staff was nice, and it was worth the wait and not a total rip-off. Thinking about, it's my favorite pizza I've had in Arlington except for perhaps Wiseguy's Pizza, which is pizza by the slice, but definitely best of whole pizza.

    First off, Timber Pizza Co is situated in the center of Ballston Quarter's mall court, a very…read moredifferent vibe from its Petworth cousin. I ordered a Margherita pizza for $13 and was not disappointed. It is a personal size pizza with 6 slices. To be clear, the pizza is high quality with fluffy dough and flavorful tomato sauce. The basil leaves were generous. The only reason for 4 stars was that there was so little mozzarella on this guy! For the pricepoint, you'd hope for a bit more. The mozzarella also is self contained so when it's gone, you feel like you are eating a marinara pizza... which isn't fun. So if you are a cheese lover, would pass.

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Tomato sauce, provolone and mozzarella blend, cured chorizo, soppressata, Peruvian sweet peppers, spicy honey
    THE BENTLEY! Tomato sauce, provolone and mozzarella blend, cured chorizo, soppressata, Peruvian sweet peppers, spicy honey
    Cheese Please with no tomato sauce and added spinach
    Cheese Please with no tomato sauce and added spinach
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