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    Where the Monkey Sleeps

    4.3 (13 reviews)
    InexpensiveCafes, Sandwiches
    Closed 7:00 am - 3:00 pm

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    Outdoor seating
    Good for groups

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    Art on sale.
    Rebecca D.

    I only wish this place was open longer and later. I must have walked by it when it was closed a hundred times before finally finding an excuse to head for it at peak lunchtime hours. I'm glad that I did. My partner and I took a seat by the window in a plush chesterfield and started examining the menu. Choosing food was a challenge in itself because everything (and I do mean everything) sounded delicious. At least to me. For my fussy partner much of the menu was a bit too complicated. However, the WTMS staff were very happy to oblige and made him a cheddar and bacon pannini without blinking an eye at the off-menu request. I opted for the Full Caesar - a Caesar salad with chicken, bacon and a poached egg. Anyone hoping for a low fat, low calorie, healthy salad should probably not order the Full Caesar. I say that fully intending to go an have another at the first opportunity. It is absolutely loaded with parmesan, Caesar dressing, crunchy croutons and all those delicious things that you're secretly hoping for when you go for the "healthy option." No anchovies, but it seems like everyone leaves anchovies out of their Caesar salads these days and to be fair, there was plenty of saltiness from the bacon, so I didn't miss them. It's a cool and comfortable space. Definitely a bit hipster but I'm not sure that's a problem. We enjoyed admiring the art work for sale along the wall while we waited for our food and there's nothing quite like sinking into a big comfy sofa. If you're in the right part of town and in need of breakfast or lunch you could do a lot worse. If only they also did dinner I could practically live there.

    Cool, deconstructed decor!
    Diana L.

    I managed to catch this place 5 minutes before the kitchen shut, and lucky me, because if I hadn't I would have been able to sample the delicious things they have to offer at this new branch. I have not had the privilege of trying out the original but the new one is assuredly vibrant and and welcoming, perfect for the office crowd of Argyle Street wanting a quick but wholesome bite to eat. I opted for the Stoofa Max panini, a tasty concoction of chicken, bacon, red onion, leaves and pastrami. It may sound like a bit too much happening all at once but the flavours meld together into this rich but not cloying experience, served between crispy ciabatta. A little scoop of the house potato salad with grapes cut through the richness of the pastrami and chicken, and paired with a tasty coffee, I hope to become a regular at this new branch. :)

    Louise C.

    This is quickly becoming one of my main haunts for meetings! It's location is great as it's only a 2 minute walk from Central Station & I'm sure the place is a welcome addition for the office workers around about - especially given how great the prices are. I've only ever been in mid morning for a cuppa a few times but the industrial feel of the building makes for a really laid back atmosphere and the massive windows make it a great place to watch the world go by. There's a range of books for people to pick up and read while having a bite to eat or a drink & artwork for sale to browse. I'm going to try and schedule my next meeting near lunchtime so I can sample some of the treats they have on their menu! Drooling already...

    Karen T.

    Delicious breakfast food and coffee drinks. Funky atmosphere with indoor and outdoor seating. Good value.

    Mark A.

    Great spot within walking distance to Glasgow central station. Breakfast sandwiches were very well done and good coffee too. Manfosh and Ladykiller in pictures.

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    4 years ago

    Both locations are closed as of at least September 2022. I hope this helps anyone before they walk all the way to either location

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    7 years ago

    Probably one of the best bacon egg and cheese sandwiches I have ever had in my life. Great coffee too.

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    8 years ago

    Another excellent WtMS, if you know the drill at the other one you'll avoid surprise here.

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    Review Highlights - Where the Monkey Sleeps

    It's super close to Central Station, a couple of blocks along Argyle Street from Central Bridge.

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    The Wild Olive Tree

    The Wild Olive Tree

    4.8(12 reviews)
    0.4 miCity Centre, Buchanan Street
    £

    I love this place so much that I have to stop in the middle of my vacation just to write this…read morereview! Love their food but what I love even more, is how they help to feed the homeless and/or those in need. Whether you're a paying customer or someone in need, EVERYONE EATS THE SAME SOUP! Bravo!!! The Wild Olive Tree is located on Nelson Mandela's Place, inside the St. George's Tron Church of Scotland. The lovely cafe is on the main level. You walk in and get seated for table service; or you can order takeout. This is not a Soup Kitchen per se, but if you're a person of need, you can enter via a side door for free soup and hot beverages to go. They have been in operation since 2015, and in their first three years of operation, have given away 12,000 meals and 13,500 hot beverages! Again, BRAVO!!! All profits and donations from the Cafe go to their two charity partners: Glasgow City Mission and Bethany Christian Trust, to support their ongoing work with some of the city's most vulnerable people. The charities also help with work placement and employability training. How awesome is that?!?! The team at The Wild Olive Tree consists of paid staff, volunteers and work placements. This team of people are awesome! The food is homemade and delicious, customer service is so friendly, and they're so thankful for your visit. If I lived in Glasgow, I'd be a regular customer for sure! If you're ever in Glasgow (down the block from George Square), please stop by for a gigantic bowl of delicious homemade soup and scones...you'll be so glad you did!

    Quick meal of soups, scones and pastries mainly. Coffee I had was really good for a cafe…read more(non-specialty). Flavors change daily. Service was quick and pleasant. Nice mission and staff.

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    The Wild Olive Tree - Dining area. Has table service.

    Dining area. Has table service.

    The Wild Olive Tree - Cauliflower, Cheddar & Sage Soup w.Walnut & Caramelized Onion Scone on the side. £6.65

    Cauliflower, Cheddar & Sage Soup w.Walnut & Caramelized Onion Scone on the side. £6.65

    The Wild Olive Tree - Everyone is Welcome. The cafe is inside but they feed the homeless or anyone in need via a side door. Soup for everyone!

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    Everyone is Welcome. The cafe is inside but they feed the homeless or anyone in need via a side door. Soup for everyone!

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    4.6(9 reviews)
    0.5 miCity Centre, Merchant City
    £

    Right on noon. Was walking past the shop and saw a queue out the door, decided to pass it up, came…read moreback after the queue quieted down to discover just why the queue was so long. Seriously one of the most memorable sandwiches I've ever eaten, lovely happy faces to greet you and so many creative sandwich options! Send your friends.

    This being my first time at this location I wasn't sure if it was going to be like the one in…read moreFinneston. They're about the same size and always packed, and huzzah, their sandwiches are delicious at both locations. I had walked by a few times the day I finally popped in for a late lunch, as they were swamped the whole lunch rush. I managed to squeeze in to the queue around 2pm and I could tell they had just been through the ringer with the lunch crowd. The guy ahead of me wanted a chicken tikka sandwich but they were out of a couple of the ingredients, so he ordered something else. When it was my turn to order, the guy jokingly said 'let's see if I'm able to make your sandwich!" I ordered the Chiken Ole which was chicken meat, manchego cheese, chorizo, salsa and a spicy mayo on ciabatta. The only one thing they didn't have was the salsa, which in exchange they offered me a bit of salad with some sweet chili sauce. I decided against the sauce and took the salad! What a delightful sandwich this was. My stomach is growling just thinking about it! The bread was freshly baked and so delicious, even at 2pm. The ingredients were all fresh and piled high in to the bread. I also grabbed a bag of crisps and a lemon mint san pellagrino. The greatest lunch on the go I've had in a long while. The guys in here were cool as anything and the music was great. The queues might be long but the sandwiches are worth it. They also serve soups, coffee and baked goods if you're looking for something sweet. I will be back for sure!

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    Chicken Ole on ciabatta

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    Busy guys!

    Caffe Nero - My favorite little coffee spot in Scotland

    Caffe Nero

    3.9(15 reviews)
    0.3 miCity Centre
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    This place is a gem in this city!! I really love Glasgow with the people and places and history,…read more Really lacking the pretentious feel of other places. It's diverse from the people, cultures, food but still uniquely Scot!! The people are fantastic and this little coffee shop, though a Nero chain, stands alone but with all the other unique shops and attitudes. The service here is great. Every one of the 10 times I've stopped by during my visit the servers have been lovely and upbeat and efficient. I've travelled all over and really enjoy supporting local; even more I enjoy the uniqueness of places. This coffee spot was a highlight. Thanks Scotland, Glasgow, and this little Nero among so many other memories. It was an amazing visit! This was the right location this time. Left same review for another location.

    I have visited this Nero a couple of times. I think everyone knows what Nero is and is not, so I…read morewill skip the overview. I came in the morning both times and ordered a few different coffee drinks each time, plus some muffins. They took the orders and turned them around quickly with no fuss. I was in and out in no time. All of the drinks were made exactly as we expected. There is a Costa nearby as well, but I think Nero is a step above so I think you will not go wrong at this Nero location.

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    Caffe Nero - Up stairs

    Up stairs

    Caffe Nero - Islay, Ardbeg  whisky

    Islay, Ardbeg whisky

    Caffe Nero - Oldest subway entrance (third oldest) turned coffee shop.

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    Oldest subway entrance (third oldest) turned coffee shop.

    Tinderbox - Part of the cafe & shop

    Tinderbox

    3.7(9 reviews)
    0.5 miCity Centre, Buchanan Street
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    After wandering around Paperchase for quite a while, and I mean a while, I had completely forgot…read morethat there's more upstairs and also a Tinderbox. I've visited the other two branches and I've always enjoyed what they've had on offer. I had been a busy wee bee in town and decided a cheeky wee break was needed. It's located at the window, so you can watch the busy town goers whizz on by. I noticed that they had 'Not Coffee' options, so for me a non-coffee drinker, I wiz pure like yas. We're a rare breed so it was nice to see so many options available and not only in hot drinks but in frapps as well. A Steamer, hot flavoured milk drink, was on the menu so I ordered it in caramel. Didnae get me pure steaming but definitely heated me up. Hehe!! I also had a chocolate type croissant thang, I can't remember it's proper name but it was delicious. The staff were spot on, I got my Steamer at the end of the counter and found myself a comfy seat and enjoyed. A nice environment in town for a treat and to gives the legs a wee rest.

    Whoever had the genius idea of opening a coffee shop within a huge stationary shop (the delectable…read morePaperchase) I would like to shake you by the hand! Thank you. This Tinderbox, situated on the 1st floor of Paperchase, is now my go-to coffee shop if I am in this part of town and looking for a cafe that is cosy (and pretty cool) to sit in. Another thing I like about this particular Tinderbox is that it stays open until 7pm (8pm on a Thursday) most nights, which is really good for a coffee shop as most seem to shut much earlier. There's a reasonable amount of varied seating ~ you can choose cosy booths, high up table, wee lower table, a sofa or window tables. The window tables seem to be the most popular as they have a cracking view down onto Buchanan Street below. Also they have a good mix of small and larger tables too. The shop itself is very bright, colourful & mostly pretty jumpin' so this isn't maybe the best coffee shop to sit in with a hangover or to sit quietly with a book...although I'm sure at certain times of the day it does quieten down a wee bit. Staff are always friendly and helpful. One day after only taking 1 sip of my flat white I accidentally (clumsily) spilled it all over the table (ooft), I felt so daft & had to ask a staff member for a cloth to clean it up to which she thankfully laughed at (in a knowing, 'we've all been there' kinda way) and then swiftly came over to clean up, before I even got a chance to apologise (again) she said 'Flat white wasn't it? With soya milk? I'll get another straight over to you' Wow. That was SO nice of her. Not only did she get me another coffee (For FREE; I didn't expect them too!) but she also remembered/knew what I was drinking when it wasn't even her that had took my order! I was mightily impressed. THAT is really good customer service. The choice of coffees/drinks here is really good ~ there's something for everyone, be they a coffee drinker or not. I stick to the (soya) flat whites or cappuccino's as they're my favourites. Soya milk is also at no extra cost which I like. On a more aesthetic note I rather like their take-away cups ~ they're a corrugated cardboard of various shades (depending on which size you have) with 'Joe To Go' written on them. I like this as it reminds me of Agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks every time I read it :-) Food wise I have only ever partaken in the sweet treats here. Everything looks yummy but I can recommend the Empire Biscuits, Portuguese Custard Tarts and the cakes (cupcakes). All very tasty. Since they have introduced the bonus of a cheeky free coffee every 7 days for any Paperchase card holders I have been in here more than ever. It's a great idea and it really has made me visit here & buy more stationary than I normally would have! Haha! Clever clever people...

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    Tinderbox
    Tinderbox

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    Where the Monkey Sleeps - cafes - Updated May 2026

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