Wat Florida Dhammaram - Thai Food, Buddhist Monks, and the Ultimate Test of Inner Peace!
If you've ever wanted to visit Thailand without spending 20 hours on an airplane, Wat Florida Dhammaram offers a pretty convincing alternative. You get close to authentic Thai food, a beautiful Buddhist temple, actual monks, and enough people standing in line to make Disney World look like a private country club.
I attended the Taste of Thai Food Festival on October 18, and I can confidently say this place is suffering from a serious case of its own success. Apparently, somebody told the entire state of Florida that you could eat authentic Thai food for $20, and everybody decided to show up at the same time.
Let's start with the good news: THE PRICE!
Admission was just $20 per adult and $10 for children under 12. CASH ONLY! Food samples from the various stations were included in the price. That's right, $20 to sample a variety of Thai dishes without being financially assaulted every time you pick up another plate.
In today's economy, where a hamburger, fries, and a soft drink can practically require financing, this is an outstanding deal.
THE FOOD? VERY GOOD!
Authentic Thai dishes, plenty of variety, and an opportunity to experience flavors that go well beyond your neighborhood takeout menu. The temple itself is beautiful, with traditional Thai architecture, Buddhist monks, and surroundings that genuinely transport you to Thailand.
For a moment, you almost forget you're in Central Florida.
Then you look at the lines.
AND NOW, THE NOT-SO-ENLIGHTENING PART.
Holy Buddha, the crowds!
I've seen shorter lines at airport security during Thanksgiving. Parking was practically a competitive sport. You circle the lot, spot an opening, accelerate toward it, and discover that three other drivers have apparently been praying for the exact same parking space.
By the time you finally park, you've already completed the first stage of your spiritual journey: suffering.
Then comes the second stage: the food lines.
Some of those lines were so long I began wondering whether the people at the front were ordering food or applying for Thai citizenship.
And remember, this is a Buddhist temple, a place dedicated to peace, patience, and enlightenment. Which is fortunate, because you're going to need all three!
A FEW SURVIVAL TIPS FROM SOMEONE WHO LIVED TO TELL THE STORY:
1. ARRIVE EARLY. Not Florida early, where you leave the house whenever you feel like it. I mean genuinely early, preferably before the other 10,000 people have the same brilliant idea.
2. BRING CASH. Twenty dollars for adults, ten for children under 12. No cash? Congratulations, you've just driven all that way to admire the architecture.
3. BRING A CARDBOARD BOX OR LARGE TRAY. I'm serious. This is probably the most important advice I can offer. With multiple food stations and all those delicious samples, you'll need something to carry your containers. Otherwise, you'll be balancing noodles, curry, rice, and desserts like a circus performer, all while trying not to spill lunch on the person who's been standing in line for 45 minutes.
4. WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES. Forget your step-counting goals. You'll accomplish them here before your second serving.
5. BRING PATIENCE. LOTS OF IT. If you're the type who gets irritated waiting three minutes for a microwave, this event may not be your spiritual calling.
I'm told these food festivals are held monthly, and judging by the attendance, they're not exactly struggling to attract customers. Quite the opposite. The organizers have created something genuinely special, but the parking situation and crowd management could use some serious attention.
Perhaps a better system for managing food lines, more organized parking, and improved traffic flow would help. Because while Buddhism teaches us that desire leads to suffering, I'm fairly certain the Buddha wasn't referring to standing in line for Pad Thai.
SO, WAS IT WORTH IT?
Absolutely!
For $20, you're getting close to authentic Thai food, a wonderful cultural experience, beautiful temple grounds, and a chance to appreciate Thai traditions without purchasing an international airline ticket.
The food was very good, the atmosphere was authentic, and the value was excellent.
The only real drawback is that apparently everyone else knows it.
WOULD I GO BACK?
Without hesitation. But next time I'm arriving early, bringing cash, comfortable shoes, a cardboard box, and possibly hiring someone from Disney who specializes in crowd control.
FIVE STARS for the food, the culture, the temple, and the incredible value.
As for the parking and the lines? Let's just say that by the time you finally reach the food, you may have achieved a level of patience that takes Buddhist monks years of meditation to master.
Khob Knun Ka/Khrap... Now please pass the Pad Thai before I reach my next reincarnation. read more