The 3-hour Wamoos Bus Tour of Madrid is one of the worst I've ever endured, and I travel a lot and do a lot of these tours. You may as well toss your 24Euro in the trash rather than endure this nightmare.
It started a half-hour later with pickup at our hotel. We took another half-hour driving around town picking up other travelers, not all of whom were on this tour. We were then taken to a central underground bus depot, where we actually bought our tickets and were shown which bus to board.
Although advertised as "English", it was actually bi-lingual and the "guide" spoke more in Spanish than in English, taking time that he could have spent explaining things in more detail.
The "guide" had all the charm of an un-tipped waiter and the tone of a tape recording. He didn't even introduce himself to the group or make any opening remarks. We just suddenly found ourselves on the road, listening to a voice that may have been the bus driver's for all we knew . The "guide" spoke so fast we had trouble following him, even though he repeated himself several times. The photo stops he made were useless. One was at a vacant lot that overlooked a statue of Columbus on a busy street; another was at a bull ring, which i found nauseating, even though the place was closed. Although the "guide" told us it is possible to go in and view the arena, this was not true. What you could do was by a 12 Euro ticket for tour of the bull ring, which was not possible in the 15 minutes he gave us for this stop.
The "guide" could not even answer a simple question about Madrid history when I approached him and he was more interested it taking his cigarette breaks than relating to the tours.
We got a brief glimpse of a few historic buildings and perfunctory comments about them and Madrid's history - practically useless - and no real photo opportunities. Several people left the tour after the first hour and we did the same when it stopped near our hotel, thus avoiding a very long walk or cab ride from the point where the tour would have ended.
Much of the time was spent stuck in traffic on the city's busiest streets, while other tour buses made their way through the back streets and stopped a places like Plaza Mayor and the nearby market, rather than whizzing by them with barely a mention.
The driver was not very good and drove in such a herky-jerky stop & go manner that many of us were nauseous by time we escaped this ordeal.
We paid for a short, cheap tour and that's pretty much what we got. Avoid at all cost! read more