Kung Fu TEA
It's great for ME…read moreI stop by here for a drink or THREE
Keep coming BACK
For Lemon BLACK
Feel so addicted maybe they use CRACK
I'm not SURE
But it tastes so PURE
Bobaddiction is my sickness and there is no CURE
So I'll get the BOBA
And then I'll go OVER
To Barbie's hotel room so I can DISROBE HER
Anyway, enough about the perfect Barbie
You better get your ass to K - F - T
WHAT.
So this is a lovely and brand new Kung Fu Tea location that I'm sure we will visit many more times in the future. It's a couple of miles off the highway in a leafy little part of town, close to the University - right where it should be.
So of course they have it all - nice decor, good people, and good products.
If I were to deduct a star, the main sticking point is the Lemon Black Tea - in that they have a big lit up board advertising "Lemon Series drinks" and then wouldn't make us any of them, "no longer on the menu", "might get in trouble", and it's like... it's what we drove hours to come here for, so come on now!
However, they were willing to switch some of the drinks from green tea to black tea, which was super nice of them, and I won't punish them for the lemoncluelessness despite the obvious mix up with the sign even advertising the drink LOL.
Anyway hopefully next time we come to Laugh-a-minute, we will be able to get their version of our beloved Lemon Black Tea.
What to get: Lemon Black Tea With Tapioca!
Or: All the fruit teas are pretty good, especially if you go off menu and get black tea!
Or: Go crazy and order your fruit teas with the very strong Oolong!
Or in winter: Any of the hot milk teas!
Which milk teas are best: Honey Oolong! Oolong! Maybe Taro or Almond! I also love the regular milk tea with Oreo!
Generally speaking, Kung Fu Tea scores 5, which is a huge compliment, considering that it's a massive international corporate chain, whose milk teas don't match up to the best chains: Sharetea, Gong Cha, Tea Top, and Coco. However, they're still really good, and the fruit teas here are among the best. Especially the lemon black tea which absolutely rocks my world. If it's not on the menu, demand it! Other fruit teas (Orange, Grapefruit, Pineapple) must also be ordered off-menu as Black Tea instead of the meh Green. Also the Lemon Black tastes good as a Lemon Oolong, but everyone else hates it because they have bad taste. The one annoying thing about the chain is the corporate office (they're sketchy) and their rule that no drink can have its tea altered.
Anyway let's get some food to go with our Bubble Teas. I'm feeling kung-ry.
If you're hungry grab an Old Tyme Grocery Po Boy before or after you come here. Mm-mmm.
For Boba you will never forget
That'll make you rock hard/dripping wet
Get a Lemon Black Tea
For a $5 fee
From the new KFT Lafayette!