If you ever feel down in the dumps about yourself or about your life, this is THE place to check out.
Upon entering and getting a nice whiff of the aroma of stale beer and cat urine, you should only have to wait about 15 minutes for a drink on a slow night. But those 15 minutes will be filled with the glory that is Isanti, MN. There are about 12 teeth for every four people, probably due to the local meth smoking on the patio.
Once you get out to the patio though, you NEED to check out this stellar bean bag tournament area. It's in the woods and you can't actually see it at night, due to there not being a single light within 100 yards of it and it's pitch black. I know electricity is expensive so I can't blame them.
This area is actually where most of the crime in Isanti goes down, due to being undetectable.
You might not want to go out near the alley though, as there is a family pack of 17 baby kittens with rabies that are patrolling the dumpster for food. Just a classy sight.
Also, make sure to bring cash as the ATM hasn't worked since it was installed in 1982. Plus, if you use your card, it will be swiped and charged a minimum of four times, due to incompetency.
Just a killer get-away and a night out on the town. Just a gem. read more