HOW I LEARNED "MASTER STYLIST" IS A MARKETING LABEL
People, uhm, it took me about 3 months to cool down from the first (AND LAST) appointment I'll ever have at Unique Hair Salon.
I have been let down by DC salons before so its forced me to become great at doing my own hair so I'm not thirstily (yep, its a word today) dependent on a salon for looking good. Which is why the style I got on one faithful Saturday around 3pm did not make it to 11pm the same night.
I GLADLY TOOK IT OUT and RE-DID my OWN HAIR.
I believe you readers out there are on this site because you're trying to make good judgement calls. Right?
You've probably been given a tip or a Google search or Instagram link suggesting a great Master stylist is at this salon.
You'll go on Facebook, then look here also and make a "math" judgement call that because there are higher ratings on Facebook for a "Master/Senior Stylist" that these reviews are probably just an unlucky few.
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE, with a Southern Honey Butter Biscuit on top DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID. These reviews right 'HEYERR' matter.
You wanna know how many clues I got that "Master Stylist" is just a Marketing label? Hm? Mkay I'd about 6... and a BONUS YE-uP!
SIX! Here they are in order signs that you are NOT DEALING WITH A MASTER STYLIST.
1. BEWARE OF THE VOICE WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE.
This person is NOT YOUR STYLIST but this person might let you think she is OR that they are telling your stylist everything you discuss or plan. UHH PEOPLE, This does not happen.
I did EVERYTHING in my power to be communicative about what kind of materials to buy or that I'd arrive early (8am!) with hair pre-washed and dried because I had an event to attend at 1pm. Master stylist claimed she was never told.
2. YOU ARRIVE AT 8; The Master Stylist ARRIVES at 10AM!
Leaving the Braider bored and trying to provide cover for why the "Master Stylist" is "on her way".
3. BLAMING THE SALON MANAGER /VOICE who answers the phone FOR EVERYTHING GETTING MESSED UP.
My only question was, so .... do we also blame the manager for the 2.5 inch canyons between some doubled up rows!!?? When I brought 3 bags of 14 inch hair for a bob!? A BOB, son!!!
4. AFTER YOUR HAIR IS BRAIDED by her instructions, She Announces that your 'leave-out' is TOO MUCH AND TOO LONG for A BOB.
REALLY!!??? oH THATS RIGHT I GUESS THERE WAS NO WAY TO CHECK THAT DURING THE FIRST 3 HOURS I WAS SITTING THERE or before my hair was braided when it was in a BLOWN OUT STATE! Hm, I thought Master stylists were good at I dunno, MEASURING BASIC HAIR LENGTH.
5. KNOWING YOUR BRAIDER IS ALLOWED TO USE MINERAL OIL BASED JAM to braid but then you blame $70 A BAG HAIR FOR being OILY AND FLAT STRAIGHT FROM THE BAG.
....cuz that makes sense for a "Master Stylist" to say..... since yknow OIL JUST TRANSFERS TO HAIR inside a bag FROM I dunno THE AIR AND SKY! Master stylists don't usually show you they think you're stupid enough to believe anything. Finally met one.
6. Master Stylist says STORE BOUGHT HAIR DOESNT CURL.
Oh that makes sensse... and it has nothing to do with the 8 tablespoons of mineraloil fromsome purple jam in a jar that got transferred to the hair from the BRAIDS. no relation WHATSOEVER.
BONUS arguably most supreme sign you're not dealing with an "actual Master Stylist" ...
THERE ARE NO OTHER CLIENTS WAITING after YOU.
There's no other appointments.... or No other clients waiting to get in that person chair. and AS SOON as she gets your money and you walk to the bathroom to check out all your hair - you come back to make a comment only to find SHE HAS PACKED UP AND IS GONE FOR THE DAY!
MASTER STYLIST Game- was no where in sight. AND I DIDNT LEAVE UNTIL 4PM MISSING MY EVENT TOTALLY.
Save yourself the trouble people. Please know, a real Master Stylist does none of the above things and quite often uses that "bumper sticker" as really just a work title suggesting time served, I mean uhm, years at just that salon - NOT EXPERTISE OR PROFESSIONAL LEVEL. read more