Go Chicks Ahoy!!! (That's right, three explanation points. I'm nothing if not grammatically offensive. Bite it, Strunk Jr.)
So, the championship bout was last week: Gore Gore Girls vs. Chicks Ahoy! in a battle most thought the Gore Gores would easily win...Hell, I had kind of got used to their dominance, and those blow-out scores (as noted in my review). I was hoping for a fun game. What'd I get? Sheer domination by the Chicks Ahoy! WOO!
The game started with relative equality, but then the Gore Gore's "Bambi" took to the track for her first jam. Bambi is one of the league's best offensive players, lanky and awkward but fast and agile. Did she rack up a 20 point jam for a big early lead? No. Not even close. She got *brutalized*. I mean rocked, and the Chicks sent a defining early message: the Gore Gores were gonna get hurt at every turn, and every point was gonna come with a price. And it just got worse from there as the Chicks built up a sizeable lead while mercilessly punishing the Gore Gores.
By game's end, the Gore Gores were down (I think) three players, and stars Bambi and Dust Bunny had taken turns as blockers due to the injury depleted lineup. The score differential was insurmountable, and the Gore Gores were simply playing for pride. Bambi suffered badly in this game, beaten up every time she took to the track, and to see her come out and serve as a blocker late in the game with the score out of reach... damn. That's guts, man, determination and heart all the way.
My hat's off to the Chicks -- especially Mega Bouche, Nasher the Smasher, and Marmighty, the gals who really set the tone for the game and punished the defending champions en-route to becoming the ToRD 2011 Champs!
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