Nostalgia alert: Places in rearview mirror may be worse than they appear.
TK Burgers drops burgers like they're hot, because they usually are. You've been here, and if you haven't, that's sad for you because I spent a handful of '80s Balboa Peninsula days here and even more (or fewer, depending on what's true) general beach days here in the '90s. My cousin's cousin either used to own it or wanted to own it. My cousin's cousin's son (which would also make him my cousin's cousin) worked here in the '80s before his family moved to Hawai'i. I always thought that guy was going to join the Marines, and I believe he did. But before all that, he was dropping burgers like they were hot (because they usually were) at TK Burgers.
I knew I needed to review this place, but I wanted to give my readers a more updated, less John S.-past-obsessed review, so I braved we'll-take-no-COVID-precautions Orange County sometime in late 2020 to grab a veggie burger to go from here. The interior of this place was terrifying during COVID. It's tiny and crammed and jumbled together, and the walls curve inwards at their approach to the ceiling, and everything just makes you claustrophobic even if you're not claustrophobic because you're convinced that every third person in Orange County has COVID, and you've spent so long avoiding it and wouldn't finally get it until December 2022. All of this, and I LOVE the interior of this place. It feels like it hasn't changed since the '80s, or the early '90s at the latest. It's perfect for normal times, but bad for pandemic times.
None of that COVID talk affects my rating. The veggie burger I had was better than I was expecting, but the fries? What happened to the fries? They used to be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good. And then I looked at the menu online later to see whether they had onion rings. They do--and they have tater tots as well--and that's when I saw that my veggie burger cost more than a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a turkey burger, and a chicken-breast sandwich! And I didn't even have an Impossible burger, which is even more expensive. How can the ingredients of the OG veggie burger cost more than ground beef, turkey, or chicken breast? They can't, which is why I'm so annoyed and why the rating isn't a fond-childhood-memories-kissed five stars.
The person who took my order was nice. I think he could tell I was nervous to be inside and told me that he'd be sure to find me outside if I didn't come when called. The food didn't take too long, I was enjoyed the veggie burger as I fended off seagulls on the Newport Pier. I almost wanted to give them (the seagulls) the fries, but then I know better than to feed seagulls; they've stolen quite enough food from me on the beach over the years that we're nowhere near even (i.e., they owe me).
This should be three stars, but then I think of all those fun, hopeful memories and the would-be Marine moving to Hawai'i--which seemed so sad at the time, for some reason--and four stars it is. I'm such a softy. u read more