Amazing place to hang out. Chill relax, good food good service clean very friendly.!!

Was recently back and how I've missed this place, I took my girlfriend and Nicole was our bartender and she was awesome... I smoked a Liga 9 from their humidor and it was perfect $19 my girlfriend had 2 Cosmos and I had 2 Stella's and a Woodford neat... We snacked on cheese fries and chicken fingers and all in all it was a pleasant night out. The bill came to $120 with tip and my girlfriend loved the place... I like the fact that the dancers do come upstairs on breaks and just chill having their cigarettes... The one thing I'd like if better ventilation it would help tremendously all in all great place to enjoy a cigar. read more

NOT upscale and classy! Who are you kidding?? It deserves 2.5 but I'm being nice. Decent dancers, some are down right lazy, but I love the idea of several on the stage than just one or two. The WORST part is how many times the dancers, (especially the older ugly ones), go around in circles asking for tips, and they didn't even dance on stage. Very unprofessional. Very annoying. Also 1 am is too early. I could just go to Lace. The GOOD.. cheap drinks and no entrance fee Dance rooms are small and anyone who decides to dine can see through the curtains. Hell, I was across the bar and I can SEE them getting a dance. So, I was NOT comfortable with my dance knowing there were some peeping Toms. Parking is kind of far. read more

Beautiful women and bartenders!! Too bad none really used the poles. Or approached me/wanted my dollas :/ Actually drove an hour to get here so it was a bit disappointing Upstairs was pretty cool. Drinks, hookah, cigars, cigarettes. Great concept!! Wish more beautiful women would sit with us upstairs, but maybe it's too selfish to want more. Veronica was such a sweetheart!! read more

Titillations - Double Apple hookah - Adult Entertainment Near Me - Bloomfield, New Jersey

SIMPLY THE BEST BAR IN TOWN!!!!.. I have been to most quite of few of the bars/ go go spots in town and Titillations has them beat. 7 years I've been coming here. Fantastic staff, great djs and kitchen staff... as well as a well rounded variety of girls( although I wouldn't mind 1 or 2 ' thick ones'...;)..). Food menu is tasty and well varied too. THE BEST DRINK SPECIALS IN TOWN!!!!!! ANY NIGHT......During the week Theresa is there to give great massages, make sure you try one..... Always a town police officer outside keeps troublemakers away and provides safe and secure parking.. a fact that I appreciate. If your in town and want a fun safe night on the town, and don't mind pretty ladies dancing on stage then this is your place to go. SHAWN S. read more

rating 5 stars to balance out all the negatives. In reality this place deserves maybe a 4.2 out of 5. Gotta say I have absolutely no idea why everyone is complaining about this place it's pretty f*****g good. Unlike most clubs that are located in seedy neighborhoods or straight up industrial areas this one is located in a quiet part of Bloomfield. The exterior is a little too nice which concerned me because I thought it was just a 'tourist trap' type of place. The food is cheap, the beer is cheap, and the women are beautiful (check out the new girl who looks straight out of fight club, you know the one). There's a pool table next to the stage (which has a little swing on it), and lap dance rooms with just enough privacy to feel relaxed. My absolute favorite part about this place however are the little Easter eggs placed around the area- it put a little smile on my face y'know. The upstairs looks like a solid spot to have a little get together. I cant speak on the quality of cigars because, to be honest, I didnt get one as I was running short on time. However I do look forward to my next visit which will probably just be for the upstairs lounge. Solid atmosphere gotta say. Unlike most strip clubs where I leave discontent I left this place feeling oddly refreshed and sober. Thanks for showing me a good time :-) oh btw if youre upstairs remember to look up and admire the ceiling. They obviously put some TLC into this place. read more

Hi Jack, I did not mean to offend you, but its just that I recently visited Bloomfield and found Titillation on Yelp. I honestly feel that most of the reviews (All good with 5 stars) I read about this place were quite misleading and I should leave my opinion here to make readers aware about what not to expect. I just feel that this one review out so many good reviews should not effect your reputation much. I hope you understand the true purpose of this forum and take this as an opportunity to improve. Thanks read more

Not bad. These females be normal. And 1 or 2 can be actually looked at in the face (who looks at their faces?). Finally, a place in Essex County for dudes to spend their cabbage on the 1st and 15th of the month. I don't do cigars, but if you are bawss hog, do it. I loves me some titty-lations. read more

I was last at this club more than 10 years ago. It was a bit seedier then. It's a real pro operation now. Everybody is friendly and the dancers are knockouts. Private dances are $20 and the little cubes don't offer much privacy, but the girls really grind you with their world class asses. Anyone that doesn't get a raging erection after a dance is gay. Nothing wrong with that, but then a gay man wouldn't go to this club. Good drinks and were cheap today, maybe some kind of promotion, I was charged $4.00 for a shot of Jack with a Coke back. Amazing! An Asian Dancer named Anna completely captivated me. World class beauty, perfect petit body. Very nice, very firm, and professional about the rules of conduct. No problems here because when she started to grind I was BLOWN AWAY. I had 4 consecutive private dances with her tipped her another 10 . If I go back I'll definitely be looking for her. I had private dances with 4 other dancers, nice, beautiful women but no match for Anna. This is a first rate operation. Inviting atmosphere, friendly barmaids and managers. An ATM is on the premises; $6 surcharge to use machine. You will run out of cash quickly if you get a lot of dances. The dancers on stage circulate the bar and do a mini visit with each customer, so have a lot of $1 bill or if you want more attention get a bunch of $5's, If you indicate any interest they will come over rub your shoulders sit with you sometimes for a drink and ask you if you'd like a private dance. It's really, really, hard to say no, so I didn't, and spend about $200 today. Home Depot is the excuse to get out of the house and this club is right next to it. Plenty of parking, great bar maids. I looked around and spotted some security. Guys that looked like they could bench 300 lbs. I don't think this is the sort of place that tolerates misbehavior. During your next Home Depot trip hit up Titillations,. Look/ask for Anna and have some well deserved fun! read more

They have fake Cubans. Don't buy them. They have fake labels and they are not real. The drinks are good and the cigars are bad. read more

Let's lay down the facts here: 1. More money hungry than other places with this stupid membership program. 2. Drug usage amongst most women working here is already expected. 3. About 95% of the women here are white, blond, and Russian; all of which is fine except for the fact that the name is "Titillations," and they are all flat chested and have no ass. 4. There is a funny breed of people that serve as the regular fan base. Most are a bit socially awkward and dress as pedafile. They also have an age range of about 24-62 and are obviously men. 5. VIP room is a rip off and yes many dancers will hook up and provide some level of sexual service. 6. The women work here to get their name out and meet the clients after hours for their main source of income i.e. prostitutes (it's fine if they just admit to it)! Cops sit on the property outside to so called make sure nothing unfolds (meaning fights), but turn a blind eye to prositution ordeal as a "Don't ask don't tell" ordeal. Also, their average charge for extracurricular services is approx. $200, but can obviously vary. read more

The drinks are 100% watered down...We told the bartender and she couldn't stop smiling...She tried to prove the drinks weren't watered down by showing us 2 bottles of liquor that were closed but of course it wasn't anything that we were ordering. When we asked her to get a bottle of what we were drinking she refused and said I dont have to prove anything to you. She then tried to prove it by giving me a shot of jack and it went down like some iced tea. She put plenty of "jack" in my Jack and coke and it tasted like she put half a shot in it. She then told us we can leave and of course we left shortly after why would we keep paying for a product to just receive a 50% version of it. This has never happened to me bt definitely happened here, everyone in my group confirmed it. read more

The atmosphere here is always charged with excitement and music. The bartenders are friendly and efficient. The dancers are beautiful and talented as well as polite, friendly and hospitable. This is one of my favorite spots of relaxation and unplugging. I love the decor of the upstairs, leather black couches and fine cigars. It's a King's Palace. read more

I have been to this place on occasion. They seem to discriminate on American women (sad) and seem to prefer Eastern European women instead because they want the work. The ladies go on stage and prance around (if you want to call that dancing) and after a few minutes they come down to the customers and expect everyone there to hand them a dollar. Even if you don't want to! I have refused to come back to this place and all places that features pole dancers. I saved myself a ton of money by doing just that. Stay away! read more

This place is great! Beautiful girls, huge bar, and a swing! Every girl was stunning, and many were very tall (5'9"). I can not get over how HOT the girls were; put one on a swing and I am delighted! Bartenders were very attentive, and attractive. The dancers were polite, engaging, and smiled the whole time. I smiled from the time I walked in till the morning after. I have a lot of this kind of experience, and this is one of the best places I have ever been. Do not look for anything extra in the grind shop- these girls are classy (if that is possible at these places). A DEFINITE! read more

Clean bar and good bartenders. Pool table. Very cute girls all eye candy they dont really dancee tho. Drinks are priced fairly and they dont hold back on the liquor as long as you tip!!!!!!!!!! Nice private booths. Good food. Upstairs cigar lounge gives off a completely different feel soooooo relaxed. You can buy cigars and hookah and they have a bar up there. Also you can smoke your own cigarettes. Really had a great time. I'll see you there next time lol read more

Great place for a bachelor party. Was there for one, Great spicy pizza, great beers on tap, beer nuts available to purchase, great tap beer, Beautiful dancing girls downstairs, upstairs cigar bar with hukkas also if you like that. I smoked a cigar. The manager Mike is a great guy to work with and the bartenders Sheryl Lynn and Nicole were very friendly. I highly recommend this place! The best gentleman's club around! read more

Watered down drinks, lacking flavors of women (not everyone is into bone thin russian girls who don't speak english except for "whats up", "lap dance" and "money"), bartender upstairs was RAD (danny i believe her name was)...dancers just walk around the stage looking unamused and tired before walking around the bar repeatedly to ask for money for their lame "dancing" .. won't be returning sorry. read more

It's was a good place. Lots of hot women but they just raised their prices to 7 dollars for a domestic beer. Totally obnoxious. You expect to pay a little more at a place like this but they've gone the extra mile. read more

Really? The reason there were 2 reviews within 4 days and both from Elizabeth was because we were there the same night hanging out with other friends. Your need to defend such an "outlandish" accusation just validates my claim. We were there for Veterans day..fact, you were giving out free drinks to veterans all night (stated by your bartender)..fact, my drink and my friends were suspiciously weak like they were sitting on ice..fact. Now you can deny all you want but something was off that night and the giving out of free drinks that night makes all too much sense. Probably every other night it's ok, but that night it was not. read more

intrigued by the name of titillations & decided to check it out. was impressed by some of the girls working in there. better looking than predicted & actually many were way better than alot of the local clubs in the area. there were at least a dozen girls on stage at once; many of them couldn't dance if their life depended on it but lots of variety regardless- russian, asian, latin, etc won't hesitate to say definitely saw a couple stunners. good strip club music, fair priced drinks, & some good looking girls. will come again if in the area. read more

Place is over rated the girls are nice to look at depending on who's there met a couple but most of the women harass you and try to get a tip just on eye contact every couple minutes like a parking meter strange they don't let u kick back enjoy a drink talk to ur buddy's and unwind they wanna bust ur pocket fast I even had African America chick try to force me to tip just for stopping by my seat at the bar like they all do and then went to the manager or whoever to kick me out meanwhile I'm paying money to drink and hang out I finally see a girl I thought was attractive and Got a lap dance was nothing special could have got that from my gf for free u ain't getting nothing bttr then that they got a nice place for them to dance but like I said they lied tally harass u every minute u give one a buck or two her comes another one strange system makes u feel uncomfortable nvr Tryed the food but doesn't look gd there was no real Secruity when I went the di was a black guy he was actually cool but the rest of the staff was annoying read more

Thin dancers Russian agencies provide. Place can be trouble. After giving card upstairs for room, was told bartender called local police, started harassing and said would tell all friends bad things! Not usually such bad experience but take care and do not give identifying info. There to take money. Good in ways bad in others, not a nightclub. read more