so many things wrong with this restaurant. we ordered a grilled cheese, mac and cheese, and loaded fries. the grilled cheese came with lobster bisque and a side of mac and cheese as well as a pickle.
the pickle had to have been house made, it was like a cucumber that walked by vinegar once but got scared. couldn't take more than a bite.
the lobster bisque... i didn't even know it was lobster. it was red, oily, warm milk? not even a hint of taste and was honestly just so weird. didn't get past a spoonful.
the grilled cheese came out looking good, but it was made with deli sliced cheese which is fine but it wasn't fully melted. it also had zero seasoning and was so bland i felt like i had negative taste buds from eating it.
the mac and cheese is literally what they serve to you in the school cafeteria, and i'll put money on that. i tried salt, but there was no saving that. the noodles were so overcooked and the cheese was so solidified that it was a big hunk of mush, not mac and cheese.
the loaded fries were actually pretty good, but i think it's hard to mess up? well you would think a grilled cheese is hard to mess up too and look where we're at.
the second part of this review is on the extremely weird and uncomfortable environment. right as i close the stall door, i am met with a dinosaur reading a book (ai generated, as you can tell from the photo) which is just oddly placed and not on theme.. but whatever. then, on the wall where the toilet is, there's pictures of shirtless men? i can sort of see how this is "vintage" but just an odd choice, but ok. benefit of the doubt. i sit down to use the restroom and notice the gap in the stall door... photo attached. the blue in the gap is the door to the restroom, so when that door swings open, anyone around can look into the gap in the stall and see in. no privacy, and the gap is exactly lined up with where your thighs are when you sit to use the restroom, seems purposefully designed. finally, another ai generated picture is of the two men in the bathtub... i want to know who's arm stub that is in the middle? and why are they in the bathtub together? what does this have to do with the prohibition/1920s era? and why is all of it ai generated and weird!!!
no wonder this place was empty. not coming back read more