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    The Swan West Malling

    4.0 (6 reviews)
    Closed 11:00 am - 10:30 pm

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    Very dear only for the wealthy.

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    Kits Coty Brasserie

    3.5(2 reviews)
    4.5 mi
    ££££

    A welcome return visit to this lovely place for a family dinner, a lovely evening, with the…read moreexception of the food, which was below average at best. I had the crispy duck rolls which were dry and bland, not sure where the 'crispy' came into it, followed by a sirloin steak that was tougher than a pair of my old boots and then a panacotta which was like a forlorn blob of tasteless paste begging to be put out of its misery. The servers are very pleasing to the eye and seem to be handpicked by someone who knows talent when they see it, but prefer to ignore it and choose young girls who try their best but offer service that is random to say the least. Needless to say, 3 courses plus a reasonable bottle of plonk work out at about 50 quid a head with a service charge (well, they did take photos for me and as I alluded to before, they were not a little pleasing on the eye). The ambience is still very pleasant but I just got the feeling that they were all just going through the motions and taking advantage of the fact that there is a shortage of such eating places in the area now. Such a shame, I Guess I'll go back, but it won't be for the food.

    Really lovely atmosphere, amazing food, quality service…read more Very highly recommended. Janine Maidstone

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    Kits Coty Brasserie - The Kits Coty Brasserie chefs during a busy service. www,kitscoty.co.uk

    The Kits Coty Brasserie chefs during a busy service. www,kitscoty.co.uk

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    Kits Coty Brasserie - The terrace at Kits Coty Brasserie, why not enjoy an al fresco meal, or relax with a glass of wine. www.kitscoty.co.uk

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    The terrace at Kits Coty Brasserie, why not enjoy an al fresco meal, or relax with a glass of wine. www.kitscoty.co.uk

    Riverside Brasserie - Gourmet Burger

    Riverside Brasserie

    3.8(4 reviews)
    33.7 mi
    £

    This is a gem of a place right next to the river. Try and imagine the prices you'd pay in London or…read moreKingston in similar proximity to the Thames and then look at the menu here - its so reasonable. The staff are really friendly and down to earth and the surroundings are fantastic, especially when the weathers good. There's loads on the menu from jacket spuds to breaded plaice so if your in a hurry or want a nice long lunch, both are catered for. They do a fantastic full English here too or if your feeling adventurous, I'd recommend the Loch Fyne Kippers. Its fully licensed here and they do serve a really nice South African Merlot for around £12 or of course you can just stick to the Harveys as it hasn't had more than 20 yards to travel!

    I think Brasserie is a slightly ambitious term for this place, Cafe would be a far more apt…read moredescription. Brasserie conjures pictures of a cool young couple enjoying a light lunch and a glass of wine, where as in reality you are far more likely to encounter old age pensioners nursing a cup of tea and a sarnie here! Not that there is anything wrong with this, I came here myself the other day and nursed a cup of tea and a slice of carrot cake! The tea was tea and the cake was pretty tasty although the frosting was overly sweetened. Other foods include sandwiches, bagettes, fish and chips, pie and chips etc etc. The food is apparently all homemade and looked reasonably tasty. Situated in a small shopping hall with a food hall, craft shops and gift retailers, there are also said to be good views over the river but we weren't able to see them from where we were sitting. They advertise free wifi but it wasn't working on our visit. Service was a little slow and a little surly. Overall, it's fine for a cake and a cuppa, but there are better options in Lewes if you require something a little more substantial.

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    Riverside Brasserie - The main seating area

    The main seating area

    Riverside Brasserie - From website

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    Riverside Brasserie

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    The Swan West Malling - brasseries - Updated May 2026

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