So, I got the tanning itch...
The pale wasn't doing it for me nor this adorable white get-up I purchased for a fun night out, so I high-tailed it to the nearest tanning salon. Seriously, the nearest, it's a minute (less than really) walk from my apartment and on the way to/from work.
They offer zillions of packages with different times and beds, but the last time I went tanning was 8 years ago, so I figured I'd start out with the 3 tans for $5 (to be used within a week of purchase) and see where a little bronzing got me...
Tan #1:
-basic clamshell bed- decent, though for those who are claustrophobic, I'd think twice
-8 min- already tan? start here or higher. parts of your pasty body haven't seen the light of day since 2004? try this or even lower. Don't be ashamed. Shame is for burnt b*tches like moi.
Tan #2:
-2 steps up from the basic-less clamshelly, though still burrito-esque...
-8 min- she was trying to get me to go for 12 min (maximize my money's worth, appreciated) but I burn like a disco inferno.
Tan #3:
-650 bed-highest level they got and, oh lord, am I in love. This bed is what I feel a tanning bed should be: flat and huge, almost bed size, with fans in the bed pointing at my face and increasing in intensity as I spend more time baking.
-10 min-even though, it was only two minutes more than the others, it was plenty. Did I mention I burn?
Bottom line: thinking about tanning? Try the Sun Room. Good beds, incredibly friendly and helpful staff, especially for a semi-first time gal.
Tip: if you get ants in your pants when you have to sit still, bring an pod and earbuds to make the time go by faster read more