Im going to be honest, nothing cures a hangover. Nothing! That being said, there are a few tricks to the trade that I've discovered throughout my years of drinking that come in handy. Pop some pain killers, take a hot shower, pound back some Pedialyte, and then go grab a back massage. In that order!
Okay, so now that I've told you about why I came here, let me tell you about this place. Mall spas are literally the most underrated places on this planet. Who the heck says, "hmm, lets go to the mall and get a back rub.."? Well, I DO!!! This place was amazing. Greeted immediately by the hand wizard himself. He helped me select the package that suited me best. I opted for a 30 min chair massage. Dude, let me tell you, you don't need anything more than this. The chair is built in the most ergonomic design ever. It's what I imagine heaven is like if heaven was a front facing chair doodad. The hand wizard put in 30 minutes of glorious work on my entire body. Literally, entire body! How did he do it while on a chair you ask? He just did man, it was pure bliss! Did I mention it was only 28 bucks? No more no less, no tax included, just one flat rate. I'm a guy that loves back massages, sue me, but this is the cheapest chair massage I've gotten. And the quality was top notch.
Moral of the story here is to never write off the mall spas. If you're in the Sunland park mall and decide your spouse is maybe just bugging you a little more than normal and you need to unwind, give this place a shot. They offer all sorts of massages and price ranges to suit your needs. Tell them I sent ya! (Won't do you any good but it seemed like the right thing to say) read more
