Mentor Better Business Bureau Customer Service Committee
Survey Results
The staff at this store are very excellent and helpful- unfortunately except for one to beware of: Ms. Eva.
According to community survey results:
If you or your family accidentally visit this phone service branch please beware of receiving hateful glares and the most incredibly rude customer service from an entity known only as, The Eva.
Survey results describe this hideous customer service creature Eva as possessing long and tangled hair, ill-fittingly tight and unwashed jeans, as well as a daily pungent odor combined with cold stares that have caused many unsuspecting customers to flee the store in shock whilst covering their eyes and noses in revulsion.
In brief, survey sightings of the Eva creature report the meanest, rudest, most self-centered, arrogant and uneducated customer service staff ever witnessed in the Mentor community. Evidently, the Eva creature only responds to customer requests for help with purchases once it has finished at the mirror admiring itself with twisted smiles and applying copious amounts of cosmetics to cover up reality. Then, as if this appalling scene wasn't enough to spoil any customer's lunch for the day, specific survey data indicates that Eva's arrogant behavior has nearly bankrupted this phone service branch. It may never be truly known exactly how something as repugnant, nasty and snide as the Eva creature was ever recruited to interact in-person with actual customers, but if there is any mercy left in the Mentor community, perhaps one day the customers of this phone service branch may be spared any further interactions with the dreaded Eva scowls.
Our condolences to any innocent customers who may have inadvertently selected this store to visit on the days when the Eva monstrosity is busy polluting the otherwise friendly atmosphere at this branch with her smug grins, sneering glares, heinous appearance and rude behavior towards those customers- whose patronage in fact pays her salary. Please seek professional psychological care if you or anyone you know has been a victim of the Eva creatre this branch.
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