Reviewing the restaurant only here...
At a glance: Bad but expensive food, poor service and an uncomfortable atmosphere.
We went to the St Clair Inn for my mom's birthday dinner. She had apparently had a nice lunch here last winter and my dad lived around here when he was a kid (over 50 years ago), so it had some nostalgic value. As far as we could tell, this is the type of place that has been open forever and seems to have a group of old-money patrons who have probably been coming here forever and will continue to do so, so why should the establishment change anything or try and improve their service or food?
Oh, wait, they just added an Indian food menu (?). But first things first.
We arrived and told the hostess that we were here for our reservation. Six people. The hostess caught a waitress at that moment and explained that she had a group of 8 coming but had a six-top in the waitress' section. "Yeah, I'll take 'em," said the waitress. Wonderful.
We were seated in the dining room overlooking the river with a view of Canada and some huge smoke stacks down the river. Hey, not much they can do about that. We had to pull our tables away from the next table so that we could actually pull out all the seats.
We ordered drinks. My dad's club soda and lime had been made with tonic water. Gotta love that quinine taste! We ordered the onion petal appetizer. Deep-fried onions with a dipping sauce. Okay.
There were some groups and couples around us who seemed pretty well-to-do and wanted you to know it. Loud conversations about how the liberals are pulling Ayn Rand from schools and ruining our children's education. Conversations about how men can't show affection toward anything. Conversations about how when men drink they just want to fight everyone. We were really trying not to listen. Okay?
We ordered dinner. The waitress didn't know anything about the Indian food menu. But hey, it's a brand new menu, so you should cut her some slack, right? Oh wait, she also didn't know what the soup of the day was or specifics about some of the main menu items. Hmm...
We finished up our salads and soups (which were nothing special) and then waited quite a while for our dinners. Everything that came out was sub-par or below. Crinkle-cut, straight-from-the-frozen-bag-vegetables ("vegetable of the day") adorned our plates of strangely-flavored or otherwise bland meats and tough baked potatoes. When the chef did try and use spices, he seemed to really go for one spice and take it all the way. Indian food was all about cinnamon. The three nut chicken had an almost tasteless -- except for the heavy nutmeg -- creamy sauce on top. A steak that had been ordered medium-well came out nearly bloody, sitting atop a bed of some really sad and tired-looking sauteed vegetables. A shrimp pasta dish was slathered in another tasteless white sauce. Eh...
Coffee was ordered. But really, it just turned out to be brown water. Coffee was refilled. The waitress plopped the bottom of the coffee pot right on top of those tired-looking sauteed vegetables while she poured. Hey, it's okay, we probably weren't going to eat them anyway. Hair was found in a small cup of sour cream. The waitress didn't seem to notice (or care?) that some of the food on the table was hardly being touched. She didn't make any attempt to be personable. She did notice when we were done and that she could bring out the check. She didn't ask about additional coffees or dessert (not that we wanted to stick around any longer).
Overall just a huge let-down and an uncomfortable dinner where we were trying to figure out something good about it, and there really wasn't anything. Why do people go here? I guess we won't ever figure that out, since we sure aren't going back. read more