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5.0 (5 reviews)
Closed • 8:00 am - 12:00 pm
Updated 3 weeks ago

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3 days ago

Spenga is reopening in Centerville!! We are so looking forward to the 20 ride 20 weights 20 yoga. Then you have a hour workout!

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Planet Fitness

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One of thee best places to work out comfortably,...ideal machines,...and a very helpful staffread more

As a former Green Beret, we are taught to suppress our feelings before we allow them to take over…read more I have used every ounce of strength in my body to not write this review but what I experienced at the Centerville Planet Fitness was so horrific, my intuitions took over and this is the result. To anyone I affect negatively through this review, I apologize in advance, for I am beyond all self control in my current state. With that said, business owners should be shaken down to their core upon the sight of a notification saying "Walter R. left a review on Yelp. I typically work out at the Sugar Creek location due its proximity to my residence. Due to a commitment in the area, I was left no choice but to work out at the Centerville location. I've heard word about the poor quality but I chose to ignore those anecdotes. "How bad could it be?" I thought as I pulled into the parking lot. How naive I was. I firmly believe God stays in heaven because he is ashamed of what his people have created. Number one on that list is the Halo TV series but cemented firmly at number 2 is the Centerville Planet Fitness. Fighting on the front lines of Afghanistan couldn't have prepared me for how traumatic my experience at this gym would proceed to be. My first warning should've been a vacant front desk. I decided to excuse it because kids these days don't want to work. I proceeded to look around the room and it seemed to be empty for no good reason. They could've opened a whole new gym with the amount of vacant square feet in this establishment. Confused but still on a time crunch, I was focused on getting my workout done. I entered the stretching area and looked for a mat and upon entering I thought I entered the daycare. Turns out they don't even have a daycare area. I found one mat in the entire room and it was fully under the glute extension machine. With every ounce of strength left in my battle-scarred body, I heroically lifted the machine with my bare hands. Upon pulling the mat out from under the machine, I noticed a shit stain so cemented on the mat, you couldn't pressure wash it off. I've been through worse so I pushed through. After my stretching I went over to the free weights to do my bicep curls. I noticed the dumbbells only go up to 60 which is pathetic. With genetics as superior as my own, my first born son weighed 60 pounds fresh out the womb. Not only is there a lack of serious weight, you'd have a better chance of finding the one piece than you are to find a pair of dumbbells the same weight. As I grabbed one 45 in my left hand and a 22.5 in my right, I went to sit on a bench. As I sat down, the bench combusted on the spot and pieces flew everywhere. Due to my superior genetics, I was left unscathed, but that couldn't be said for the innocent people around me. It looked like a UFC locker room after a pay per view with all the injuries that occurred in that single moment. I think the adjuster handle flew and hit a pregnant woman in the stomach at Mach 10 and likely killed the baby. Part of me felt responsible for I should've read the reviews of this establishment. At this point I decided to leave. As I was walking out, I was pleasantly surprised to see an employee at the desk but what they said to me as I was leaving was the furthest thing from pleasant. He dangled a tootsie roll in front of my face and said "want some candy fatass?" They say God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. In that instance, I must've been tougher than Chuck Norris, for it was surely a battle within my self to not hurt this individual. That lost soul was lucky I read Atomic Habits by James Clear or else I would've left him so mangled that the authorities wouldn't be able to identify the body, as I am capable of doing with one hand tied behind my back. I went to confession later in the day, for my thoughts alone could've been a mortal sin. If I was a part of Project Hail Mary and the only way to obtain astrophage was to travel to the Centerville Planet Fitness, the world would perish. The aforementioned commitment I had was my fellow Green Berets funeral, for he took his own life after going to the Lebanon Pike Taco Bell. If I was left with the choice of going to Centerville Planet Fitness and making it on time, or going to the Sugar Creek one and missing it entirely due to the distance, he would be in my thoughts and prayers, but I would be absolutely late 100 out of 100 times. God, if you're real and if you happen to read Yelp reviews, undo any creation that could've lead to any decisions that lead to the founding of this establishment. If this establishment was never built, there would be no war in Iran, the Epstein list would be released in full, and the Halo television series would never have been released.

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