Easiest 1/5 in my life. Very sympathetic to minimum wage workers, the card machine stopped working 40 minutes before closing time, so they started kicking people out. Okay, understandable, it's hard running a business and with the tab running out it's understandable kicking everyone out. But the bouncer just started punching people in the face as they were leaving voluntarily with no complaint and shoving the women who were leaving with no complaint down the stairs (40 minutes before closing time no less, which wouldn't be review worthy not for the abhorrent treatment of people actively leaving without compliant, or with it mind you). I don't want to damn the whole bar because it was just a bouncer and people can have good on paper qualities that make for horrible mistakes in hiring but punching random people (not even me to be clear) who are actively leaving the bar without compliant when you shut down the bar 40 minutes earlier than normal and shoving women down the stairs is simply horrible behavior. If the bar owners actually care and respond to the inevitable complaints from that night then I will rescind this review of awful behavior from one bouncer but until then it stays up. 1/5 bouncers punching people in the face who were actively leaving (40 minutes early because the bar screwed up no less) without complaint and shoving women down the stairs deserve 0 stars and to be fired with no compensation. If this sounds cartoonishly one sided, I would agree with you if not for unambiguously not experiencing this behavior myself with no complexity otherwise. Sometimes horrifically scummy people exist and are hired. Fire that violent assaulting bouncer and this review goes away, hiring mistakes happen but until that bouncer is fired, this bar deserves a terrible review for innocent people being assaulted due to negligent hiring until it corrects said mistake. read more

DO NOT PLAY GAMING MACHINES!! I CASHED OUT 200 AND THEY REFUSED TO PAY ME AFTER TAKING MY SLIP. Not to say the place is a pig pen walked in there around 1pm and they had empty bottles on the ground and broken wood laying around (I assume from the previous night). read more

Super sweet owners. Very helpful towards the staff and community. A little messy but other than that it's a fine place.

Somers House is the A-typical college bar, expect this in deciding to stop here. Some of the reviews are bashing the House, but honestly, this place must be taken as-is. If you come here expecting a high-class atmosphere or anything other than a college party (one that you pay for your beers instead taking trips to the keg), then you'll be disappointed. However, if you don't mind a bunch of bros, college kids, and townies, then stop on in. There are plenty of decent drink deals and summer leagues to join. If you're familiar with Kenosha, then understand a bar like this is essential for the area. UW-Parkside and Carthage are within five miles, and Kenosha lacks places for everyone to go to. Sure, the service can be better. Sure, the ratio of dudes to chicks is 5:1. When kids are losing their minds at midterm, a place like this is the perfect escape to let loose. read more

Dump! Even the lowest of college kids don't go here. Dirty, cruddy, disheveled, outdated.

Are you 18-21? Are you in college? Do you consider Smirnoff to be top shelf? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this is the bar for you! read more

This was my bar in college. It was not out of the ordinary to be there every night of the week. Daily specials (bacon on mondays, long islands on wednesdays to name a few) and familiar bartenders are enough to keep people coming in time and time again. Be warned- its college kids and townies. Which might be your scene. I still enjoy going back and reliving my glory days. Nothing makes me giggle more than the girls who get all tramped up to hang out at this sports bar. Big TVs sports memorabilia cover the walls, sometimes they have a DJ and tables get cleared away for a makeshift dancefloor. Nothing says shake your groove thing like sharing your dance partner with the 50 yr old lady in a belly shirt who's had a few too many cans of beer. The deck is what makes this place for me. Once the weather warms up its the place to be. Big yard out back for bags and beer olympics. Only thing I have to hate on- the bathrooms. On a good night the toilets in the ladies will stay unclogged til about 1130. Yes, both of them will back up. I usually just stick to the mens room- I'm classy like that. I hear they serve food here- I haven't braved it yet. Keep posted. read more

Great bar, great food and best yard/ deck in town. They have everything from bags to volleyball to mini golf Course. read more

Massive Long Islands. College. Awesome. I miss you. Stop in any night of the week. More enjoyable in the summer with the patio open. Then again, what place with a patio isn't? read more

Waited 2 hours for food. Never came, and we had to leave for our game without anything. Understaffed, the outdoor environment smelled like a Guinea pig crate. If there was a way to give this 0 stars, I would. read more

"The House" is definitely your stereotypical college bar. It's never going to exceed a "mediocre" rating for multiple reasons. I walked inside the place, and the floors are all torn up, the tables were dirty, and it completely lacked direction for a customer. I wasn't greeted by a waitress, she just informed me that "all domestic pitchers tonight are $1". At the time, I was under 21, and so were my friends. We originally went there because they litter my college campus with their advertisements in the residence halls and in the parking lots-not overly appreciated by me. But, my friends and I wanted to try some of their menu items, so we paid "the House" a visit. I replied to the waitress "we're not 21", so she asked why we came to a bar to start out with, and that was not appreciate by us. I have a problem with underage drinking, I immediately didn't comfortable that this place could serve minors alcohol. Clearly, the waitress didn't know that her bar posts ads all the time on my college campus, and didn't respect the fact that my friends and I were under 21, but still wanted to try their food. So we sit down, and my friends were uncomfortable with the dirty, scratched tables, and just the general atmosphere-it in fact, was the stereotypical "college bar", we didn't enjoy it. After a few minutes of absorbing the place, we got curious where and when we going to get service. I thought maybe the waitress would come back and take our food orders, but that wasn't the case. All in all, we were there about 15 minutes, and then we agreed to just leave. Culver's won my business that day. If you want a cheap beer or simple cocktail, go ahead and go to the Somers House. Like I said, it's a typical college bar with both Carthage College and UW-Parkside in the near vicinities. But to an average customer, it's not the place I'd go to again. I can't view the establishment as a respectable one, they really don't value the customer. If you want a simple place to get drunk for the night, they've got the room, beer pong tables, and space out back on their patio for that. But if you want a classier, more respectable, cleaner place, Buffalo Wild Wings is by I-94 exit 344. read more

Sommer's house is a great place to hang with friends. The downside it that it is super packed with college student. Not that that is a bad thing, but if your looking for a relaxing night this is not the place. read more

College bar aside, I .ike to review bars and this place with its old house setting and outdoor patio looks much cooler than many bars in the twin cities of coastal Southern Wisconsin. They have a midget wrestling event in late Auguast and this bar is great if you are part of the local college social scene. It also happens to be a cool looking bar making me wish I was 21 again. Good dri is and service and the college kids were respectful compared to some bars of idiots my age or older. read more

So I came here after seeing a concert in Chicago, and I totally regret it. When I came to the bar it was completely saturated with some form of liquid substance. I actually took a rag and wiped it down myself. I had to ask the "bartender" 3 times for my preferred drink (whiskey neat) before she understood what I was talking about. The second drink I ordered had a fruit fly in it, and I was told I was going to get a refund but didn't. And she proceeded to argue with me about having a bug in my beverage. read more

I go there for the Sunday football. No college crowds on that day and the food is pretty good. Summer with the deck is great, and they have good specials. Not pricy like Buffalo Wild Wings. You do need to go to the bar to place your order though. May not be the latest and greatest or trendy, but every time I've been there, I've had no problems. read more

This is the best place to go for karaoke in this area. I also got free bacon occasionally

Went here a handful of times in college for birthday parties. Other than that it's a disgusting bar with overpriced drinks, unless there a special in which case you won't be able to get in anyways or be served because all the 21- and younger will be there with their fake ID's. It's disgusting, if you go, good luck not catching an STD. read more

Really should have a minus star. Dan P is correct in his review. Unlike Dan I am much older. My wife and I tried to get service on two different attempts. The bar staff are more interested if you are a college student. There are far better establishment in the Kenosha area with great food and better service. read more

I can't even believe I'm giving this place a 1 star. Horrible. Service was terrible. My chicken was nearly raw. Save yourself the time of going to this hell hole. Not worth it one bit. read more

Fun, friendly,casual bar for all ages....the deck is awesome...the owners aim to please...easy place to have fun.....dancing, great food and drinks.... read more