My ABSOLUTELY FAVORITE pizza buffet!
Everything is so clean and freshly made to order! The pizza buffet is $11.99, and it includes a variety of specialty pizzas, breadsticks, garlic bread, stromboli, salad bar, drinks, and two types of desserts that never disappoint!
The service is outstanding--Epin knows me by name, and I know him by his. Every time I come in, he asks how I'm doing, tells me he's glad to see me, and even asks what I'd love to see on the buffet.
Epin is top-notch! He's not the owner, just an employee who goes above and beyond to make your experience unforgettable.
I've even eaten here five days straight--yes, the food is that good! Mouthwatering from the first bite to the last. It's made-to-order, tasty, perfectly heated, and the service is second to none.
I told my friend about this pizza buffet--she drove all the way up from down South just to try it. After one plate, she was in love. Now, she's already planning her next visit.
The owner, on the other hand; is polite and all smiles, though you will rarely see him arise from the kitchen and come out, speak, and clean the tables. It's mostly Epin doing so!
This place surprised me in the best way--it's where I discovered my absolute favorite pizza: the Buffalo chicken. Just the right kick, cheese and that tangy Buffalo sauce that hits perfectly.
And don't even get me started on dessert... that apple cinnamon pizza? Pure magic. Warm, sweet, and downright memorable. If you know, you know. Wink wink.
I also brought my parents here--Simple Simon offers discounts for seniors, first responders, and teachers!
I wish they had a punch card or some loyalty discount for frequent customers... Ahh one day, I hope!
The buffet is available Sunday through Friday from 11 AM to 2 PM, and Tuesday nights from 5 PM to 8 PM. Unfortunately, there's no buffet on Saturdays.
I love coming by after work to chow down on the buffet. If it's not on the buffet and you want it, Epin will let you know it'll only take 8 minutes to prepare!
They also have a regular menu with small, medium, large, and beast pizzas. The beast is absolutely massive--perfect for parties! They also offer keto options, wings, sandwiches, calzones, stuffed crust, and more.
Even though there's a Refreshesca place nearby, I think Simple Simon would totally benefit from adding an ice cream machine near the drinks (I hope, it's in the works)!
The atmosphere is so welcoming, friendly, laid-back, and inviting--you can't go wrong at Simple Simon Riverstone Ranch! It's tucked in the corner of Chevron next to a beauty salon.
Oh, and like no other, they have a drive-thru window for those times when you want to grab your order without going inside!
It's definitely my go-to for both dine-in and takeout.
Come hungry, leave full and happy. Grab a plate--your next meal's waiting right here. Smells good, tastes even better. Cravings end here at Simple Simon's! read more