I had the misfortune of enduring an evening at Sariyer Balik recently when I was invited to a friend's birthday gathering being held there. For this event, my friend had visited the restaurant and made arrangements for a fixed price Meze meal for our group, and was assured that plentiful amounts of traditional Turkish starters followed by the restaurant's speciality of fish and seafood would be served. Sadly, Sariyer Balik failed to live up to any expectation of quality or value, serving us the cheapest food they could muster and overpriced mediocre to appalling wines.
The starters were acceptable; a standard mix of humus, aubergine and tomato combinations and yoghurt-based dishes served with bread. Although bland and generally tasteless, these offering were in no way offensive, though I was surprised at the absence of taramasalata in a restaurant that claims to specialise exclusively in fish (there is no meat at all on the menu).
Sadly, this specialism was a hideous gastronomic embarrassment. Deep fried calamari were joined by King Prawns wrapped in filo pastry; both these resembled those available in a certain well-known frozen food supermarket at around £2 a box. It was clear that no effort had gone into these, and there was certainly no indication of freshness or culinary ability. Perhaps the most upsetting of the seafood dishes were the deep fried mussels; a truly insulting offering both to the diner and to the ingredient. They were chewy and devoid of flavour, save that of the obviously well-used oil employed in their over saturation.
After an extremely lengthy delay, were then brought the 'fresh fish' offering once the restaurant had been reminded that it had been offered. Admittedly, the fish had been cooked on a grill, but was rubbery of texture, smelly in an almost comical way and again, it was clear that this was very old and tired stock that was simply being disposed of. For the price per head, leaving the restaurant with an easy total of £400 just for the food (we paid for drinks separately), I felt extremely cheated and that the restaurant had taken advantage of the situation and my friend's kind and trusting nature.
The wine served began acceptably. Whilst overpriced at £14 a bottle, the initial white wines were of good quality, including Cankaya which is at the top of the Turkish white wine market. However, as beer was being offered at £3.50 for half a pint, the entire group soon turned to wine instead, and the restaurant very quickly ran out of the good stock. They then continued to find wines that went from poor to eventually totally undrinkable, but were in no way prepared to reflect the plummet in quality in the price with all bottles still charged at £14.
Furthermore, the service was uninviting and there were several issues with change returning short when drinks were paid for. As the restaurant insisted on simply taking immediate payment as soon as any drink was ordered, this meant that everyone felt uncomfortable as they knew that they had to be constantly vigilant with regards the little tricks being played at this unscrupulous establishment.
In short I cannot emphasise strongly enough the need to avoid the ghastly Sariyer Balik, where the policies of management are almost as foul-smelling as the food. read more