It's truly rare for me to feel so strongly about a restaurant, but this place is ridiculous.
We tried to go to this place for dinner maybe a month or so ago. First, of course, the parking lot is ridiculous. It is very tiny, very tight and cramped, with only one lane to it from the road. It's behind the restaurant, so you can't see if there is parking. But first, to get to the back parking lot, you have to avoid hitting drunk pedestrians from the Sandbar On The Beach that choose the laneway to the parking lot to hold their cell phone conversation. Then, you carefully maneuver to the back lot. You find 0 spaces, which means to have to make a ~50 point turn to avoid hitting parked cars, to come back out. Except, in the meantime, 5 more cars have tried to get in, and are in the laneway so you can't even leave. And it happens to be at the end of the road, and so you have to drive into a community in order to be able to turn around because the road in front of the restaurant is packed with other cars waiting to try their parking-lot-luck. Once you do get a spot, and walk into the restaurant, they will tell you that it will be a minimum of an hour wait, and oh, come back later because there's nowhere to seat you, nowhere to wait, and they really just couldn't care less. But of course, if you actually leave, then you have to try your parking lot luck again. And then once you get in, you have to hope like hell they decide that this time, you're actually worth having as a customer.
On our second attempt, lo and behold, the parking lot was almost empty!! So, it seems, 4:30pm is the time to go for 'dinner'. We again had to dodge the drunk guys on their cell phone, who turned to yell at our car when we honked to ask him to move. THEN, when we get into the restaurant, the waitress says 'pick any table'! We do, she gets menus, and brought over the booster seats. We sit and start to look at the menu. Then another waitress comes up to say we can't sit there, at some unspecified point in the evening someone else will want to sit there, and she's promised it to "them". In the meantime, of course, any other available table has filled. So, we're kicked out of the restaurant, with a now-screaming 3 year old, now-crying 4 year old (incredibly polite kids who don't understand why the waitress has decided they're not good enough to serve), to get back into the car, to try to make it out of the insanely designed parking lot, to try to find a different restaurant for dinner. We even talked to the manager, who basically said, "Suck it." This was 4:30pm on a Sunday, for crying out loud. Not exactly a 'dinner rush' situation.
Why you spend an hour trying to park in their lot only to have them kick you out, I don't know. I wish they would at the very least put a traffic cone in the driveway to warn you not to even try to park because 1. the lot is full, and 2., they don't want your business.
I highly recommend staying away from this end of Turkey Point. This was our second try and we were treated like less than dirt both times. read more