The ONLY reason this is getting two stars and not one is because the haunt itself is great. The haunt is now up to $8 - also not bad. Now, in their defense, we went on opening night and things are bound to happen. Our experience last night, however, was unacceptable!
We got to St. Pascal's around 8pm and were told the wait would only be 20 minutes long. Not bad.... if only 20 minutes were true. An hour and 45 minutes later, the following happened:
- There is absolutely NO organization whatsoever. They have you line up through the hallway and there are no stanchions. A group of about 7-10 year olds tried to cut in front of a group of 4 boys in front of us. Nice try, kids. They were booted to the back of the line and I'm pretty sure one of them called me b*tch in Spanish. Did I mention they were 10?
- There was an obnoxious group of 4 girls behind us. I heard them say they were 13. Not only were they incredibly horny and evaluating every little boy that came around them, they also thought they were cool and came out with EVERY cuss word imaginable. I wish I was kidding. I'm pretty sure I didn't know the c-word existed when I was 13. Best. birth control. ever.
- Behind obnoxious horny girls was another group of boys who decided it would be fun to scream "oy, oy, oy" each time they turned the lights out in the hallway.
- The line stopped completely for about an hour - no joke. When it finally started moving again, two boys decided to be cool and cut in with the group of boys that let the girls cut in before. One of them, who I'll refer to as "hat creeper" was the most obnoxious, entitled little turd ever. At this point, my husband and I were livid and so were the two nice women in front of us. We tried to tell a security guard who didn't do anything. Apparently, there's no chain of command and no one you can complain to. It would have been better if the little creeps hadn't continued it....
- Hat creeper group got called in. Hat creeper proceeded to left his shirt and be like "what? what? take that."
- We got called in and were able to sit in the holding room with them.
- Horny girls also got called in - amazing.
- Horny girls proceeded to bring up the fact that we were trying to get creepers kicked out. Hat creeper pointed to us and I'm pretty sure I called them little sh*ts. When asked how old they were, they said 12. Best. birth control. ever.
- Teacher facilitator came out to get the group of creeper boys and since she knew them, they got called in first.
- Hat creeper proceeded to smack his butt in a "kiss it" way as he went in. By this time, I was shaking mad and the security guards did nothing... again.
- Shockingly, hat creeper and his sidekick didn't have tickets. Two nice ladies, my husband and I went off.
- Nice teacher lady told group of boys that she didn't want to hear a word out of them and held them in the room. We got to go in first. Take that 12 year old creepers!
Inside, the haunt lasts about 12 minutes and is scary. It's quite dark and the characters do a good job of guiding you after they scare the crap out of you.
Again, I know I am better than 12 and 13 year olds, but it's insane the lack of respect kids have these days. Where are their parents?! It's ridiculous. We found out that they had to shut down the haunt for an hour because someone lost their keys. That would have been nice to know while we were waiting the hour and 45 minutes.
If you can stomach the wait, lack of organization and the most disrespectful, obnoxious teeny-boppers, then it's worth it. If not, stay in and rent a scary movie... read more