We went to the Royal Eagle Restaurant in Harper Woods today for their Royal Tea Service. Since we have been to the Royal Eagle twice before for dinner and were very impressed, I thought this would be a perfect gift for my wife's 50th birthday. Sadly, I was wrong.
I am happy to travel and pay money for food that is worth it. However, what we were served today was not worth the trip, or the money I spent. Royal Eagle charges $57 per person for their tea service, and what we received was not worth that price point.
I cannot help but compare this tea service to the one we experienced at the Royal Park Hotel in Rochester. We've been there twice for their tea service, and it's lovely. I'll be making some comparisons throughout this review, so I apologize if it becomes distracting.
THE TEA: The waitress explained that we each get our own pot of tea, and one choice of tea. I was disappointed at this for the price we paid. We were each given a pot of hot water to steep our tea in, and nothing more. At the Royal Park, you are allowed to choose three different teas, and they continue to brew as much as you want throughout the service. For the price we paid, I feel we should have been given two rounds of tea; one for the savory course, and one for the dessert course.
Which brings me to... the courses. The Royal Tea is advertised as a "Seven Course Tea Service". I'm not sure about how the chef does math, but we only received three courses; a soup course, a finger sandwich course, and a dessert course. Am I wrong? Even if we count the tea as a course, that only brings us to four courses, not seven.
THE SOUP: The first of our three courses was a traditional Russian Borscht made with beets and cabbage. I heard the waitress say, "The soup is borscht with sour cream and fresh dill" about ten times as she was going around to all the tables. When our soup came, there was the tiniest speck of sour cream on top of it; one might even miss it it was so small. There was no fresh dill to be seen on the soup. Not sure why the chef decided to be so stingy with the sour cream and omit the dill entirely, but I said nothing about it... more on that later.
THE SANDWICHES: I was surprised to realize that most of the sandwiches were prepared with packaged white sandwich bread akin to a Brownberry or Pepperidge Farm supermarket style bread. WHAT?? The least they could have done was to use good bakery bread to prepare the sandwiches. We received 6 (two of each) varieties of finger sandwiches; radish, tomato, cucumber, chicken salad, smoked salmon, and a crostini with fresh mozzarella, tomato, and fresh herbs/flowers.
The sandwiches themselves were lackluster. The tomato sandwich tasted like it had Miracle Whip and tomatoes on it. The other sandwiches were just okay. The crostini was the best part of the sandwich course. Another comparison to the Royal Park's tea service; their savory items are served on a multi-tier platter, and there are warm out of the oven items, along with cold tea sandwiches. Everything we had at our Royal Park tea service was homemade tasting; there were no sandwiches made with packaged white bread. The sweets served at the Royal Park are also freshly prepared, and you can tell they're all baked the day of the tea service.
THE DESSERTS: This was by far the worst part of the tea service. I am a cook and baker myself, so I know what things are supposed to taste like, and what the texture of freshly baked items should be like. The desserts we received were not freshly baked. Not only were they not freshly baked, but they were DAYS OLD. There were two scones, and two of what appeared to be something like a brownie.
The scones were so dry that when I attempted to cut into mine with my fork, the piece shot off the plate, hit me in the chest, and fell to my lap. Suffice to say that it was so dry it was inedible. A freshly baked scone should be tender, somewhat dense yet not heavy, and it should come apart with the slightest pressure of a fork or knife. The scone I cut into was like a brick! The brownie was more of the same; it was cold, dry, and tasted like it had been sitting in the refrigerator for over a week. I took one bite, and decided not to waste my calories on something so awful.
How the chef could even consider serving these dry, old desserts to guests who paid over $100 for this tea service is beyond my reckoning. I was baffled by what I was being served for the price I paid, and the distance I traveled. I did not complain to the waitress, or make a big deal about any of this as it was for my wife's 50th, and she was enjoying the moment, so I let it go.
However, I cannot allow others to be taken in by the Royal Eagle as I was. The advertisement for this is misleading; it is not a seven course tea service. The food served is sub-par; it was not anywhere worth the price we paid, or the distance we traveled. read more