Gave Ol' Rockin Ronnie a ring back in December. Agreed on a price, and he was over the following Monday.
Before he arrived he called and asked "Red or Black?"
So I says to him"Ronnie! What in the Hell are you on about!?"
Apparently he wanted to know if he should go with his Red chaps, or the black ones...
I said, "Rondo my man...Please do not wear chaps.."
So he gets there, not in chaps, and he starts lugging the old water heater up the stairs. I try to help him, and he just grunts, and starts going on about Vietnam and how the 60's had the best music....
He gets to the top of the stairwell, just sweating like a wildebeest. He fiddles with his cell phone for a bit, then starts blaring Twisted Sister. He violently rips off his mustard stained tshirt, then starts pulling the water heater out the door. I swear it was in slow motion...
At that point I left the house and took a 3 hour drive just to get out the there. He was gone by the time I left. I think he stole my cat. read more