I wish I could just post a video or voice note of explaining how odd and poor our experience here was. There were 4 adults and 1 child. Our server, Hannah, was sweet, but she didn't know anything. She said to me twice, "I have no idea" when I asked about them having lemons and hot sauce. Oddly enough, they had limes for the Landshark beers we ordered. We sat outside to enjoy the view, every surface was covered in cobwebs and flies, which they should have wiped down. We had to open our own umbrella (nothing huge but typically already open or done for the customers). We ordered a kids water, three regular waters, and a sweet tea. We then ordered 2 Landshark beers, 2 Goose Island IPAs, 3 Michelob Ultra Golds, and 1 Bud Light. (We did order a Michelob Ultra, but were brought gold because that's all they had. We weren't told this before we were given the beer.) Then we ordered the river chips, which were fine. For entrees, we ordered a kids hot dog, which as listed on the menu is supposed to come with fries and a cheese stick (it didn't) so we had to ask for those and we ended up only getting fries. We ordered a pulled pork sandwich, which on the online menu is listed as almost a dollar less than what was printed on the receipt. We ordered the loaded fries as well, and they didn't have green onions as the menu said. (they also weren't very good, and I asked for ranch when I ordered them, but it didn't come with it so I had to ask separately.) We ordered a club sandwich, and received a ham sandwich, we sent it back and got kind of a club sandwich. Fun thing about that club sandwich, it included a hair. At this point, we just didn't even bring it up because everything was so confusing and taking forever. We also ordered pineapple garlic wings, they were good! Lastly, I ordered the jumbo fried chicken wrap and added bacon. I received a grilled chicken quesadilla with bacon. I sent it back, and our server, Hannah, could not find the chicken wrap button on the iPad, but clearly they could make some variation of a wrap because they had tortillas, chicken, bacon, lettuce, cheese, and ranch. I instead ordered the cod platter, and it took so long, everybody had finished their food and drinks, we just decided to get our check without getting my cod platter. I left without having a full meal, this is quite upsetting to me because food is my line of work, as I am a chef. Plus, I have served and bartended before. I ended up clearing the trash off of our table to an empty table (which was never picked up during our time there). We had to go inside to ask for our check. When we got our check, it was not at all what we ordered, but almost half the price of what we were supposed to pay. We were not gonna argue with the price, as we had one of the most confusing experiences I have ever had when dining out. Probably the worst dining experience EVER. It seems like she gave us somebody else's receipt, but, when she was reading off our receipt, it was what we had ordered, except, the price according to the menu, was not correct at all. We paid $40 including tip, and our total that I calculated was above $60. The food wasn't anything spectacular, but I didn't expect much to begin with by the state of the establishment. Overall, it was bad. Will never go back. Definitely a WTF Twilight Zone moment. I almost feel bad for our server and just in general for anyone affiliated. I have absolutely no idea what kind of experience the 5 star reviews had, because it had to be a different place. There's no way I would ever rate them with anything other than 0.5 stars. I really am not trying to be malicious in my review, I'm just trying to relay our experience and let everybody know what went wrong. I would include pictures, but it will not allow me. read more