There are just some things a modern superhero cannot go without before fighting crime one villain at a time:
1. A Skin-tight Bodysuit
2. A Mask to conceal your identity
3. Superpowers or Super Fighting Skills
4. An awesome haircut
Ringo can give you #4, although I found that with an awesome haircut comes awesome superpowers. In this case, that would be the power of attraction.
I've been to Sally H's, Studio 303, Arrojo, you name it. I've wasted my money there to get a haircut more talented than Supercuts but about the same quality as Bumble and Bumble, and with the HEAD hairdressers too. And then came Ringo...
Even in my hectic crimefighting schedule, Ringo can fit me in any timeslot except Mondays and sometimes Sundays. I always come 10 minutes past my appointed time because I have been there at least 6 other times and he always runs 10 minutes late working on his last client. That is fine. The wait is well worth it, as he never finishes his job unless it is PERFECT for him and YOU.
Once seated, you just need to tell him what look you are going for and he will do the rest, snipping away as silently as a ninja or chirping about interesting neighborhood happenings. That is good, as a superheroine needs to know what's up. If you suggest a haircut that will not flatter you, he will be brutally honest and ask if you are on drugs. He will make sure you know how pathetic you will look if you proceed with said silly haircut suggestion. Brutally honest hairdressers are hard to come by these days, and I trust my hair to no one else but Ringo!
His method: Scissors and no blades, sometimes using the razor for shorter men's cuts. He is surgical with those scissors and a master of fine lines. He even gets on his knees as he cuts, almost like watching him play twister as he ensures every strand of hair is cut to your liking.
His portfolio- look it up, He used to keep a book out on the table but I haven't seen it lately. He is very humble about his extensive globetrotting experiences but he will tell you more if you just ask.
His Specialty: Edgy cuts, although he gave me the softest mod 60''s style cut that just looked AMAZING when I wanted a softer look. I still get compliments on it after weeks of growing it out. He works great with all hair types, especially curly hair. If you have thick as a brick hair, you have hope with Ringo. He will chop POUNDS off your mane to make you look human again like he did with me!
His price: $120 fixed, maybe cheaper for 15 min quick fixes. Cash only. There is a Superhero's Super Secret ATM just a few doors down on the corner of Ludlow if you need it. You're lucky I'm even telling you this.
The outcome: Super Duper Slick Bulletproof Hair
The people call for my help. I must answer, but for now check out Ringo's if you want the best kept secret and deal in the city for a great haircut or a new look. read more