I drop kick that child in self defence Also the chef stared…read moreat my sons ass then continues to shag why son very entertaining Then a thief stole my son wanking and donkey very good restaurant

The Barrs Court Inn is a traditional pub with a relaxed and cosy atmosphere still boasting many…read moretraditional features such as oak beams, open fires and flagstone floors. You can expect a warm welcome as well as a friendly and informal service here, highly recommended for a lunch time meal. Behind the bar they have a wide selection of fine wines, spirits and real ales, with Sharps Doombar, Wells's Bombardier and Courage Best as well as your bog standard lagers for the kids. With such authentic traditional features, this place is definitely one for those on the lookout for that old-school English boozer.

Good local italian. The staff are always very friendly and the food is basic but never dissapoints…read more Good value for money.

Waitress service quite slow to come take our order, which surprised me as we were the only people…read morein the place. The menu contains all the usual things you would expect to see in an italian restaurant. My starter arrived no problems and was very tasty, however I was expecting a larger portion. There was quite a wait before the mains arrived and it was such a disappointment when they did. The portion sizes were shockingly small, especially when you consider the price. It was the smallest chicken breast I have ever seen, and I would estimate the carrot portion consisted of half a medium carrot at best. All in all I would say that the service needs to be improved, the portion sizes made bigger and the prices reviewed. You can get better italian meals elsewhere in Bristol for much lower prices.

Freakshakes in Bristol!…read more When I was told about this cafe selling Freakshakes in Bristol, I couldn't quite believe it. I thought that was just a Shoreditch deal. But no, this cafe really are selling some fine calorific freakshakes! It's a basic cafe inside, with a small fish tank (always nice to see fishies), there are even some sofas to sit on if you really want to get comfortable. I went on a Saturday lunch time, and even though there's quite a lot of seating available, the whole place was full. I had to make my order and sit outside for 10 minutes, luckily I sofa became available so I quickly nabbed my spot inside the warm cafe opposite the fish tank. We ordered 3 freakshakes, Invision Our Vanilla, Peanut Butter Passion & Raspberry Roulette, all of which were really, really good. They tasted amazing and they looked so freaky too. We did have these as a dessert and had ourselves some savoury paninis first, which were very tasty too, especially the BBQ Pulled Pork Panini. I'd totally recommend going to this place, even if it's just for a panini/sandwich and a coffee, but if you make the effort to go here you've really gotta have a freakyshake. Better yet, take someone who will be unsuspecting of this freaky creation, they will be surprised for sure. Thanks Beehive Coffee House, you made Bristol a much cooler city!

The coffee and service was excellent the lady that served us showed great pride in her job and…read morecould not do enough for us. Great place to go for coffee!

Only ever seem to come to this cafe when getting my car cleaned next door as i dont live in the…read morearea. But its definatly worth the visit without the restriction of having to wait for car. Food always looks smells lush. Only ever had snacks and coffees in here but always really fresh and yummy. Staff are really friendly and the cafe decor is really relaxing and comfortable. They also have alcahol liscence and noticed they have live music nights occasionally. Next time i would like to visit on early evening for tea as the menu looks great!

My local eatery and drinkery dishes globally inspired treats including pizza, pasta and tapas for…read morejust a few pounds. The classiest (and only) real venue on Church road, consequently I find myself waiting for a table, squeezing past seats or queuing every time I visit - not a good thing. The standard coffee shop decor has a twist (read: trying to be one of the Lounges) wooden floors and ethnic style trinkets and pictures. Attention to detail - a sprig of fresh rocket with pizza, a little extra froth on the cappuccino goes a long way, although I doubt I'd stop here if I didn't live close by. St George is off the beaten track from the city centre and rather uninspiring in terms of surroundings. Blah!

Most of the watering holes in Staple Hill are no better than average but this place is the…read moreexception to the rule. It is a superb boozer. It was always a friendly place to relax but in the last three months it's seen new owners take over who have removed the worn out tables and chairs and replaced them with modern fixtures and fitting. Staple Hill now has a bar to be proud of. It was always renowned as a good real ale pub and it appears the new owners will keep this going with the Wadworth 6X being superb. A menu has also been introduced and you can treat yourself to a selection of the mighty 'pieminister' pies with trimmings for less than £5. Bargain. They've kept the weekend music and added to it with a Sunday night chill out session to ease you back into Monday.

This is a distinctly average Spanish restaurant, serving distinctly average food, in a less than…read moredistinctly average setting. With a floor to ceiling glass front, Bar Celona tries it's hardest to create a mediterranean feel by bringing the outside in, but to be honest, the effective is a little lost when the outside is Kingswood. The interior is quite pleasant however and has a nice atmosphere, but the food for me isn't quite as good as you would expect. It certainly doesn't taste the freshest and I suspect the microwave gets a little more use than it should do. They do pretty decent coffee though and the staff are very friendly so it's definitely worth popping in for a drink, if not for lunch or dinner.

Ordered on Uber. One hour later gave up then they cancelled. Can't leave less than one…read moreunfortunately

I've eaten from here several times, the portions are huge, very well priced and delicious! Without…read morea doubt the best Chinese takeaway in Bristol. The staff are polite, friendly and helpful, the delivery time is generally very quick even during busy times. Cannot recommend enough.

I am so glad to see this shop get such great reviews! They really deserve it and offer such a…read moredelicious range of sausages; like some sort of sausage pick and mix. They are also one of the cheapest meal options in St Nicks Market at around £2.80 for an amazing sausage baguette with leeks, onions, mustard and red (eugh) or brown (yay!) sauce. You can also mix and match your sausages, so if like me you can't choose between the lamb or pork (with cider and mustard) you can just get both. I think the pork wins it, but only by a nose (or a snout, weyhey, I thank you!). The man who owns the sausage shop is so lovely and welcoming. I have eaten a lot of his sausages (...er) and this has never changed; he's never had an off day being a nice guy. The sausage sandwiches/baguettes are quite hard to manoeuvre into your mouth, because the sausages are so big and juicy, so there is the option to have sausage and mash. This is a great option for lunch as it's so filling you are sorted until tea time.

If you like your sausage full of meat (fnarr fnarr) then this is the stall for you. Locally sourced…read morepork, beef and venison sausages with a range of herbs and spices. Ones to try:: Lucifer - whooo mamma hot and spicy but very tasty St Nicks 1743 - their own secret blend is actually my favourite - quite traditional pork and herbs but full of flavour Gloucestershire Old Spot - from the spottiest of pigs and a nice basic sausage if you don't like anything too fancy Works out pretty cheap considering the size and density of the sausage too. If you want to get stuffed by sausages (OK I'll stop now), then they also have an on-site bbq for a sausage and mash for lunch - for big appetites only!

for a takeaway pizza place the customer service is very good and they are very generous with the…read moretoppings compared to other stores which is just what we want! best dominos i have been to in bristol and it all looks nice and clean. Pizza always ready within 10 minutes aswell.

I was super excited to check out this place for a spot of lunch, as it's a place I've heard many…read moregood things. I was there during the week on lunchtime with friends, it's got this really lovely laid back cosy style, and was super friendly. I like the fact they have a massive blackboard wall, with lots of menu choices, from tapas to light bites, and have specials too. We headed to the back of the building which almost feels conservatory like. The whole menu looked mouthwatering, I opted for the Home Smoked Trout with cream cheese, scrambled egg and radish salad. All of the flavours really complemented each other, and the scrammed egg was the lightest and fluffiest I've ever tasted. It was an ample portion, and really set me up for the rest of the day. The other thing I should mention is price, you get high quality for a great price. My brunch was priced at £6.90. The perfect price for a lunch deal in my opinion. I shall most certainly be back, and would highly recommend this place.

Poco is the best Tapas Bar around! Excellent food with the best atmosphere created by the staff,…read morethe music, the layout and the people who end up eating there. I think most of their meat is supplied from Pipers Farm, where the animals are treated incredibly well, they are mostly grass-fed and the meat tastes incredible. As someone who doesn't buy a lot of meat anymore, and I hardly eat meat when I eat out because I can't be sure of where the meat has come from, this is a massive plus! Thank you to all the staff for creating a unique experience!