Nice place to go for breakfast or simply to chill out and get some coffee. The food is good: basic…read morebreakfast essentials (although no pancakes).

Lovely service and a great menu of you are feeling hungry. They have wonderfully decorated the…read moreinterior of the cafe with quirky art making it feel very homely and comfortable. You can be sure that you will enjoy your stop over here when exploring the Hague

Love little café with Danish specialties, including cardamom and cinnamon buns. Delicious coffee…read moretoo. There's a nice outdoor area on the street and cosy seating indoors. They do get very busy around lunch/a bit before, so be prepared to wait for a seat. Very nice staff working there. I'll be back!

We took the train from Amsterdam to Den Haag on a cold and slightly rainy day. We needed a…read morebreakfast/lunch place to fuel up and get warm. Bartine was just the right place. It's cozy inside, all tables are taken so we sat at the bar by the window, which turned out great for people watching. We ordered the french toast, ruben sandwich, and cinnamon bun, plus coffee drinks and fresh juice. Everything was delicious. The cinnamon bun as a bit hard, maybe that's normal (compared to soft and doughy in the states), i liked that it wasn't too sweet. Service was fast and friendly.

I don't really understand the good reviews I read before arriving here…read more Decoration and atmosphere are just basics and not nice at all. No specific interests in the products : just basics. I ordered pancakes : At 4,50€ each, i expected them to be thick and US like, and I just had a super thin French crepe. 4,50€ ? Come on !! I don't recommend this place.

totally messed up my order. i ordered 2 scrambled eggs and a side of sausage. i got the british…read morebreakfast, so a whole lot of extra. scrambled eggs were completely gross and all you could taste was butter butter butter and butter. sausages were mushy. how does this place have such high ratings?! on top of it all, i had to listen to musicians flap their lips outside as they pretended to be deep. the highlight of my time at this place was almost getting shit on by pigeons on the roof. steer clear.

Very sweet people work here. Loved the relaxed atmosphere and as far as my lunch I had fish tacos…read moreand enjoyed them a lot. Simple and flavorful. The sun beds are €7,50 and the umbrella is €5

Once my friend and I found out The Hague had a beach, we walked for 45 minutes to find it, and once…read morewe found it, we were starving. We walked up to The Fat Mermaid to look over a menu and, honestly, when I saw the Fat Mermaid Breakfast, we were sold. Asked for a table right then and there. Service was a little slow, I did make a note of that. It took a while for someone to come ask for our order. We were content to lounge on the patio and we didn't have anywhere to go, so we didn't really mind, but if you're in a hurry, I'd warn you about that. The food, however, was definitely worth the wait. I started with a cup of decaf coffee and an orange juice and then got the Fat Mermaid Breakfast (which, as you can see from the photo, is a veritable breakfast feast) and my friend got the Fat Frenchie (French toast). I was super pleased with my meal. The eggs were fluffy, the smoked salmon (possibly my favorite food in the world) was homesmoked and great, and I liked the assortment of breads. It's also worth noting that this is an excellent location. Right up on the beach so you can watch the waves roll in and the restaurant is well-furnished with many places to sit both inside and out. I would definitely recommend The Fat Mermaid if you have the time, it's a charming little place with great food!

Such a cute little place in Den Haag. The mermaid theme is throughout the store and in all the…read morefood. Everything is super colorful - sea blue, Mermaid latte, Red velvet pancakes, purple potato soup and Hot chocolate with blue whipped cream. All of it was delicious and a ton of fun to look at. They have indoor and outdoor seating for when the weather is nice. The kitchen is tiny though and seems they make everything fresh when ordered so be prepared to enjoy your fellow diners company while waiting. What's the rush when relaxing in the sea right!

I love the theme of the cafe and it is very well thought out. Pancakes taste amazing and are…read moredefinitely one of the best ones in the Hague. However, I think to justify the 9,5€ price, they would need a topping or two more. My favourite drink from them is the beetroot latte! Service is always really good although extremely slow. Thus, I will not give the full 5 stars.

This was an awesome experience: very good service, you just know everything is made with love…read more We've had the fish and chips which was freshly made and very good, and eggs with vegetables - you can chose between scrambled, sunny side up, omelette and various vegetables, bacon, cheese etc. It was plenty (and for a very reasonable price), otherwise I'd have tried the freshly baked scones, hopefully next time!

Really nice British style breakfast with reasonable prices. Their scones are delicious and the…read moreportions are well-sized. Make reservations in advance for the weekend.

Staff never give less than 100% amazing customer service and food is absolutely fantastic and…read moredelicious!!

Nice, cosy place with friendly staff and good food. The menu includes different sandwiches,…read moretoastis, omelettes and salads. English breakfast and assortment of pastries is available. Good for couples, not big groups, 'cause the place itself is quite small

Great location right by the museum a cosy but very open location! It gives welcome and come chat…read moreand have some food with us. Waitstaff though was crowded was very attentive and friendly. Menu has English for those who don't read/speak Dutch! I enjoyed the food alot not a heavy greezy pizza but a colorful delight and full but no tired feeling after. The fresh juice and drinks they provide I highly recommend.

Not a single piece of Gember [Ginger in Dutch] found on the mostly organic menu but perfect to…read morecombine art and food (The restaurant is situated in the GEM|photomuseum and next to the gemeentemuseum). Or just stick to the food; the housemade fries and the 'thick tosti's' are a must-eat! Great terrace too, when the sun is out. Great for business meetings or just a glass of wine and tapas. Don't be afraid of a 'minimalistic' approach. The portions are huge and sometimes even intimidating (check out my clubsandwich). Overall; thumbs up!