I was lucky enough to have Remi come and cater an event for us, and WOW, what an experience! As soon as I took the first bite, my eyes rolled back in my head, and I instantly slipped back in time 4000 years. I found myself sprawled across King Tuts golden throne, surrounded by the kingdoms finest harlots. My mouth watered, as they each took turns, slowly placing only the most delectable bits into my mouth. As I ate my fill, the finest harlot began whispering my name, Jeremy, Jeremy, JEREMY!!!!! Suddenly my eyes shot open, the fine harlot was Remi, asking me to move along, so the other guests could get some food. I then realized, I was in fact not King Tut, and that I had been hovering over his Egyptian sausages, drooling like a wild Jackal. I have no regrets.... read more