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    Red Light Secrets

    3.8 (44 reviews)
    Closed 12:00 pm - 10:30 PM

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    Scott L.

    Worth half the €17.00 fee to have a recording of a gravelly Russian accented "Irena the Guide Prostitute," explain in uncomfortable detail what her job was as you wander through a small, tight maze of rooms filled with whore memorabilia. Interesting; most of the museum patrons are women. My guess is they, like me, were curious enough about the Red Light District to visit the museum in daylight, with absolutely no intention of ever returning at night. Yuck!

    Step-by-step guide!
    Louisa M.

    It was my first time in Amsterdam and, after arriving around 8 pm, I had to head straight to the Red Light District to see what all the fuss was about. It quickly became clear that I needed to learn more -- a lot more -- about the city's long legacy of legal prostitution. As I wandered down the narrow streets with women posing in the red-lit windows, my thirst for knowledge reached an all-time high. That's when I crossed paths with the Red Light Secrets and their Museum of Prostitution. It was open (at 11:00 pm!) and I insisted that my hubby take me inside. I remember physically grabbing his hand and insisting we go no matter the cost, which rarely happens because I'm a bit of a cheapskate. We got the audio guide too, which is also something I never do at museums but I highly recommend it here. It's informative but also super entertaining and narrated by a former prostitute with a wicked sense of humor. Apparently there are discount coupons to be found around town but we didn't use one. It was still a deal at 12 euros per person, but you can knock off a couple of bucks with the coupon. The property is in a small canal house and can get very crowded. I'd go after dark for the full effect, as the museum is open very late. The museum is absolutely fascinating and it answered every single one of my questions (and thoroughly at that). I was soaking up info like a sponge. There's a lively history of the world's oldest profession, a mock-up of what a typical lady's room looks like inside, there's a step-by-step guide on "How to Be a Successful Prostitute," and you can even pose with props in a red light window with videos of virtual customers ogling just to see how it feels. I don't want to spoil the best parts of the exhibit but my favorites included a display of real items that real customers have left behind over the years (a set of false teeth, wallets, and more keys than you can count), and a really amazing Wall of Confessions from real visitors where you can write an anonymous card with a sexy secret from your past or present. I highly recommend this museum to all open-minded visitors to Amsterdam.

    Sittin' in the window!
    Erika G.

    Incredibly well done! Being fascinated with the lives and livelihoods of prostitutes, as I am, this museum was a MUST SEE for me. I was struck by how the subject matter of this museum was treated with honesty, respect, reality and humanity. Well designed exhibits contained a lot of information and interesting facts. I especially liked two areas. The first was a bench to sit on, with a video screen, where you could see men walk by as if you were the special on offer. Their leers, jeers and sneaky glances put you right in the shoes of a working girl. And honestly, got a bit unsettling after awhile. The other was a window with a red light, where you could sit and pretend that you were actually working. People congregated on the street below gave you a good idea of what it might be like to sit in one of those windows, waiting. All in all, a sympathetic portrait of the world's oldest profession. Highly recommended.

    Tina H.

    I love this museum! I came out of this museum with so much more respect for sex workers! I even at one point thought "I should be a sex worker!" "They have so much confidence!" Each room shows gives a glimpse of the sex workers work environment! This museum also shows the struggles and horrors that sex workers have to endure! Check this place out then check out the red light district! Also buy the tickets online it's cheaper! :)

    Sam C.

    The Red Light Secrets Museum of Prostitution is on the center of the Red Light district in Amsterdam. I think it is cool tour and worth visiting. The museum is bigger then i expected.

    A peeskamer; what's behind the red curtain.
    Debbie B.

    Titled the Secrets of Prostitution, and located in the heart of the Red Light District, this array of displays and short films tells the story of a day in the life of a Red Light sex worker. You're given a glimpse of what it's like to sit on display in the window, walk through a replica peeskamer, then on to the high end brothel mock up, which is so gaudy and kitsch I wanted to take it home with me. There's a few other bits to the museum, including a short film by Duval Guillaume, in conjunction with Stop The Traffik, stories from some of the workers themselves, and an array of lost and never found items, left by clients. It's quite a short exhibit, but at €7.50 entry I would encourage anyone visiting Amsterdam, in particular the Red Light District to pop in. It's a glimpse in to the reality of lives of the body perfect girls, who look to be happy displaying their wares in the peeskamer, but whom in truth probably arrived in The Dam with higher expectations of a new life.

    Working girls window
    Tamara T.

    I'm for NYC and this was an amazing experience for me. We have all heard of the red light district prostitution but at the end of the day I didn't know anything about it. This museum answered so many questions for me. I chose not to get the audio tour because it's such a quick tour and I can read the signs and explore by myself. This location use to be operational but after an incident occurred there they closed shop and made it a museum. It's great to go through what the girl would do on a regular. Seeing their intimate corners and being able to sit at the window to experience how they felt and worked was an experience on its own. Great spot to go to very educational and opens your eyes up a little more.

    Lindsay A.

    Red Light Secrets is a small museum focused on the history of prostitution in Amsterdam and the Netherlands. The museum sheds light on both the good and bad of prostitution in the area. It doesn't take long to go through the exhibits, but they are very informational. One interesting part towards the beginning of the museum is the window walk through, which gives you an idea of what is feels like being a prostitute looking down on pedestrians passing by the windows. The museum does not just put a positive or fun spin on prostitution, but also focused on the seedy and negative side to the industry as well. The end of the museum is actually the most fascinating to me because it shows the dark side of prostitution. There was a dedicated memorial inside to the girls who have been murdered in Amsterdam since 1956 while working as prostitutes. Additionally, there was information about the sex trafficking aspects to the industry in Amsterdam. I really enjoyed the museum and would highly recommend stopping by to gain some knowledge about the Red Light District.

    Paul P.

    Interesting place in the heart of the red light district. This is a "museum" of sorts, attempting to illustrate the business of prostitution in Amsterdam. The entry fee is reasonable, so we gave it a try. We also sprung for the self guided audio tour. The audio portion was OK, but I found myself not using it most of the time for a variety of reasons. The place is set up logically, there is a movie to watch and then you make your way through a variety of rooms that contain various exhibits. The most interesting aspect was on the second floor where you find yourself standing in a room directly above the street, and realize you are in what would be where a prostitute would be working, red light, and real people staring up at you. There are a lot of not so pleasant statistics and exhibits that illustrate the pitfalls of prostitution, and we left feeling sad for the workers in the industry. If you find yourself in the red light district, this place is a worthwhile stop.

    Entrance
    Kanchan B.

    So I got dragged in here by the travelers I was with (really!) but once in, enjoyed myself (ha, get it?) I mean enjoyed learning about the working life of the working girls. We got 50cents off entry price thanks to a guidebook we had picked up and so cost us €7 to wander through the rooms. It's quite small, but info is well presented and there are cool interactive maps plus a quiz about the stats. There are also displays of two types of rooms - one for the girl working in the red light room, and the other for girls (women?) who work for a fixed wage. My top three experiences at this museum were (in no particular order): - the window you walk through and see the pedestrians outside looking up at you - a bit unnerving - the 7 minute video into the banality of these women's life (a neighboring kid comes to pet the prostitute's dog); and - the secret sex confessions at the end - I read with amusement, disgust, shock and horror some of the things people discussed they had done sexually. Also while meant to be anonymous, some people actually put in their full names (maybe? Or maybe the name of people they hate??) So it took us like 45 mins and def worth the time to have a look-see.

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    It really is a museum. It was somewhat educational or at least more informative than entertaining.

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    Not what we initially expected, but really a great place to check out if you want the truth about things here. Glad I went.

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    Great place interactive museum but come with an open mind the topic might be hard for some. Overall it's awesome!

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    Rijksmuseum - Hendrick Avercamp "Winter Landscape with Ice Skaters"

    Rijksmuseum

    4.5(490 reviews)
    1.8 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    First of all, if you appreciate museums at all, this is a must-see place in Amsterdam!!…read more Yesterday morning we lined up at about 8:50 before museum opening at 9. We had purchased tickets online ahead of time and figured the earlier the better. We spent 3.5 hours here and made sure to see every aspect, spending more or less time in exhibits depending on our interest. The gift shop is extensive and worth a look around as well. There's a restaurant and cafe as well which look great. Getting a map as you enter is helpful. The museum is subdivided by floor (0 through 3), and time period, with 1900-2000 on the top floor. There's a coat check if you wish on the 0 floor, alongside the bathrooms. May I mention that I love that most public bathrooms here are stalls with floor-to-ceiling doors?! The privacy is much nicer, and the doorknob indicates vacant/occupied so you don't have people looking at your feet to decide if it's empty. lol. We experienced the galleries basically in chronological order. The special collections are cool in that they are historical artifacts, lovingly preserved, such as old swords/guns, locks/keys, tea services, clothing and glassware, to name a few. My favorite artifact was a chessboard which had animal images subtly etched into the metal of each space. (See photo). We spent a good chunk of time in the 1300s galleries, where the sculptures, paintings, and artwork often depicted scenes from Jesus' life, Biblical stories, or morality themes. One sculpture was of the two thieves on Jesus' either side during the crucifixion, showing one of them with an angel above his shoulders because he was headed to heaven. The Great Hall in between the main wings of the museum is a gorgeous expansive space with high vaulted ceilings, and floor to ceiling stained glass windows along one wall, paying tribute to the great painters, philosophers, architects, and musicians of Europe. There's an entire room full of elaborate 5- foot tall dollhouses that women of high class households (in the 1650s) would spend time curating, collecting, and creating , as a pastime and perhaps to save their husbands' the expense of renovating their actual homes. They had area rugs, wallpaper, the works! The Rijksmuseum opened in 1885, and is a historical monument worthy of patronage. Highly recommend!!!

    I'm lucky enough to live right by the Rijksmuseum, so I see it every day, and let me tell you--it…read morenever loses its magic. Whether you're here for the Dutch Masters or just the stunning architecture, it's a world-class experience. The Museumkaart is a must: If you're planning on visiting more than 3-4 museums in the NL, get the Museum Card. The cost savings are huge. Even with the card, you have to reserve your time slot online in advance. Don't show up hoping to wing it; the popular slots vanish fast. When you're exiting or walking through the tunnel that goes under the building, watch out for the bike path! It's a major, high-speed commuter route for locals. It's easy to get distracted by the beautiful arches, but those cyclists don't play. Look both ways before you step out! It's the crown jewel of the Museumplein for a reason. Don't miss it.

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    Rijksmuseum - Paintings and furniture from the mid-1700s

    Paintings and furniture from the mid-1700s

    Rijksmuseum - Rembrandt van Rijn "Jeremiah lamenting the Destruction of Jerusalem"

    Rembrandt van Rijn "Jeremiah lamenting the Destruction of Jerusalem"

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    Van Gogh Museum - From top floor of exhibit looking down

    Van Gogh Museum

    4.4(762 reviews)
    2.1 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    This museum contains a carefully curated chronicle of Vincent van Gogh's journey as a person and as…read morean artist. I echo other reviewers who recommend buying your tickets well in advance. The audio tour is well worth the money and enriches your museum experience. The entrances for the special exhibition and the permanent exhibition are separate. I chose to walk through the special exhibition first and then view the permanent collection. The special exhibition the day of my visit is on the color yellow. I visited the site in Arles, France, that inspired Van Gogh's "The Yellow House." It was a beautiful thing to see the painting after visiting the place where Van Gogh painted it. I was moved by Van Gogh's desire to connect with the "common folk" of his period. One may know his painting, "The Potato Eaters." It stands in a collection of other paintings depicting rural life in Van Gogh's day. I grew up immersed in agriculture and wisdom from farmers. They say you won't truly appreciate the food on your table until you meet those who work the soil to grow your food. It was a deeply moving experience. If you're a fan of Van Gogh, this museum is worth a visit. Also consider visiting Arles if your travels take you to the Rhone region of France.

    We were super lucky to be able to buy two tickets for the Van Gogh Museum through Trip…read moreAdvisor/Viator. The only ones available were inclusive of the audio tour. We had waited to purchase the week before. Recommend buying tickets at least 6 weeks in advance if you want to be able to have your choice of tickets. Anyway, the line is quick to get in and then to go pick up your audio sets for your language of choice. They are basically phone-sized touchscreens and have different recorded narratives for certain rooms of the gallery as well as certain works of art. You can chose the 45-minute, 60-minute, or extended tour. There was also a temporary exhibit called Yellow about the way yellow is used in the world of art, including Van Gogh's Sunflowers. The Van Gogh Museum was founded by his nephew Vincent, son of his beloved brother Theo and his wife Jo. Throughout Vincent Van Gogh's adult life as he evolved as an artist, he kept in close communication with Theo via letters. The audio tour has 3 letters read aloud to you if you choose to listen, from Vincent to Theo, from Theo to Vincent, and from Jo to Vincent. It's touching to hear them because it shows that he was much loved. I enjoyed learning about Van Gogh's journey as a painter, his exploration of color and light, his use of painting to express emotion, his desire to empathize with the farmers and rural workers in his world. The museum does a lovely job of interspersing paintings and sculptures by other artists who either influenced or was influenced by Vincent. A painting I learned about for the first time was called Almond Blossom (1890) when Vincent heard the news he had a nephew, also named Vincent. It's beautiful and full of hope. Though I have had the honor of seeing some of Van Gogh's famous works at other museums all over, I felt especially happy to see them all together here yesterday, with a narrative that filled out the bigger story.

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    Van Gogh Museum - Some of van Gogh's influences

    Some of van Gogh's influences

    Van Gogh Museum - Lobby

    Lobby

    Van Gogh Museum - Cafe on ground level under the stairs and escalators

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    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam - Bar you can hang out in after the tour

    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam

    4.4(102 reviews)
    2.0 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid
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    Fun history of Bols and the distilling of different flavors of alcoholic liqueurs…read more Self-guided tour with audio. After you pay for your ticket at the front desk, you put your jackets and loose items in a locker (free) and pickup an audio tour device and program it for your preferred language (easy). You get a yummy cocktail to savor at the end! And there's a fun gift shop to peruse, where we bought tulip glasses for the purpose of drinking Genever . We enjoyed the Espresso martini and Red Light Negroni at the bar at the end. Both were made skillfully and tasted delicious! The highlight of the experience, honestly, was meeting Lars (aka "Larson") and Julia at the front desk. They were hilarious with each other and delightful with us. They helped us package the 6 tulip glasses in paper within styrofoam boxes for sturdy protection during travel. They are the true stars of this operation.

    I enjoy distillery tours when I travel. I browsed the list of attractions that accept the I…read moreAmsterdam card and came across Bols Amsterdam. It's located near Museumplein by all of the major museums which was so convenient. I was interested in doing a cocktail class with the tour, but wasn't sure if I could book the class with the I Amsterdam card. I sent an email through the website and a DM on Instagram and no one responded, which was disappointing. When I arrived, I inquired about it. They offered to let me upgrade my ticket, but I declined. Once I got checked in, I received a vial of a mystery flavored genever to taste at the end of the tour. The tour is self guided and it is truly a sensory experience. The tour starts with the history of Bols, then goes into the process of making genever. There are interactive elements throughout. It was really cool to see Lucas Bols' original recipe book from 1820. Towards the end of the tour, I tried the mystery genever in the sensory booth. I don't remember the flavor, but it was red and it was sweet. The sensory booth contains a camera that records your reaction as you're tasting it. At the end of the tour, guests are able to enjoy a complimentary cocktail. The bar area was really cool. They have a flair booth where you can learn how to spin and throw cocktail bottles. They also had house music playing which created a fun vibe. The bartender that made my drink was Serchan (pronounced "Sar-John"). He was so nice and let me sample a couple of genevers. I ordered the First Aid cocktail. It was citrus forward and refreshing! He also printed out a receipt with the cocktail recipe. I threw some cash in the tip jar and learned that they accept cash in any currency! This was a fun experience! Any activity where I can have a delicious cocktail and learn something new is right up my alley.

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    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam - Sign at beginning of tour

    Sign at beginning of tour

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    Anne Frank Huis - The room where the introduction is given.

    Anne Frank Huis

    4.6(755 reviews)
    1.0 kmCentrum

    Absolutely a must-see experience in Amsterdam if you get the chance…read more It was very meaningful and enlightening in terms of filling out the whole narrative of what the Frank family's experience was like. Going through Otto Frank's offices and then into the secret annex helped me visualize and empathize in a way that wasn't possible before. They had interviews with Otto Frank after his wife and daughters had been killed and they are heartbreaking. Also fearing more about the Dutch friends who helped the Franks from the outside was deeply moving. The audio tour is well put together and perfectly paced, you go through the whole thing in about an hour. The biggest challenge is purchasing tickets. They are released by the Anne Frank House website on every Tuesday at 10 a.m. Amsterdam time online for the NEXT SIX WEEKS. Due to popularity you have to select a date and time to enter and arrive within 15 minutes of the time. NO WALK-ins. Always sold out. They also will have you check in your bag if it's larger than a certain size. NO PHOTOGRSPHY ALLOWED INSIDE. I'm super grateful to have been able to experience this, and hope for many others to do the same. Highly recommend!

    I went into the Anne Frank House expecting something deeply moving, and while the history behind it…read moreis undeniably powerful, the experience itself felt more lackluster than I anticipated. The biggest issue for me was how crowded it was. The space is very small, which makes sense given the history, but paired with the constant flow of people, it created a "cattle line" feel that really took away from the experience. You're shuffled through room to room without much time to pause, reflect, or fully take in where you are. It felt more rushed than reverent. The museum itself is very minimal, which I understand is intentional, but combined with the crowding, it made it harder to connect emotionally. I was hoping for something more immersive or at least a bit more space to absorb the significance of it all. That said, the historical importance is undeniable. Standing in the actual place where Anne Frank and her family hid still carries weight, and the final section with excerpts from her diary was the most impactful part. Overall, I'm glad I went because of its significance, but the overcrowding and rushed flow made it difficult to fully appreciate the experience. I'd still recommend visiting, just be prepared for a tight, busy environment and manage expectations going in. Also pre-book in advance (far in advance)

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    Anne Frank Huis - Cafe

    Cafe

    Anne Frank Huis - The steeple of Westerkerk by Anne Frank's house from which she Gould hear the daily bell tolls

    The steeple of Westerkerk by Anne Frank's house from which she Gould hear the daily bell tolls

    Anne Frank Huis - Anne Frank.

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    Anne Frank.

    Heineken Experience - Milling the grain

    Heineken Experience

    4.1(590 reviews)
    1.8 kmDe Pijp, Zuid
    €€

    Touring the original Heineken brewery and learning how their beer is made was a delight. There is a…read moresmall walk-through history exhibit in the old grain silo area that describes Heineken's origins and how the business grew. I appreciated the honest look at the company's humble beginnings. Every great business venture has to start somewhere. The most critical lesson: success is rarely an overnight feat. It takes years of dedication, effort, and learning. Learning not just from your mistakes, but from other people who've gone before you. My experience featured a "Brew You" immersive attraction that puts you in the brew chamber and production line. The bottling line is (not really) transformed into a roller coaster, ending in a taste of the Heineken signature beer. There's a brewery-style bar where you can hang out and enjoy your beer. I opted to go up to the rooftop. You get a few more options for your drink and you get to enjoy views of the Amsterdam skyline. I liked their rooftop and will happily go up there again. I can see it from my hotel.

    This brewery tour was so much fun. It was interactive, informational, and educational…read more A really big and spacious campus. We learned all about the history of Heineken, what goes into the process to make the beer, and so much more. At the end of the tour we were treated to complimentary pours. There were fun activities as well as a gift shop. We had a blast.

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    Heineken Experience - Historic brew room

    Historic brew room

    Heineken Experience - Historic brew room

    Historic brew room

    Heineken Experience - Old brewing area.

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    Old brewing area.

    Stedelijk Museum - More 20th century art and objects, Alexander Calder mobile hanging from ceiling

    Stedelijk Museum

    4.0(90 reviews)
    2.2 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    If you're going to take in a modern art museum while in Amsterdam, Stedelijk Museum is a good…read moreoption. Admission is €22.50, but if you're 18 and under - it's free! Two hours is a good amount of time to allow to explore the museum, from my experience. Prebook your time for an optimal, smooth experience. It's actually right by the Van Gogh museum so can make for a good accompaniment to that. Weekday mornings are best to avoid crowds. Grab one of their free audio tours when you walk in to get all the details on what you're seeing while walking through!

    If you're into modern art and design, the Stedelijk is a must. The location is perfect--it's right…read moreon Museumplein, so it's close to everything and easy to work into a day of sightseeing. The museum is huge, and the collection is incredibly diverse, ranging from classic modernists like Mondrian and Picasso to wild contemporary installations. Definitely plan to spend at least 2 to 3 hours here if you want to see both the permanent collection and the rotating exhibitions without rushing. One of the highlights for me was the cafe (Fonda/Sandberg). It has a beautiful, airy design with lots of natural light, making it the perfect spot to recharge with a coffee after walking through the galleries. The "bathtub" architecture is just as cool on the inside as it is on the outside!

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    Stedelijk Museum - Lobby seating at communal tables

    Lobby seating at communal tables

    Stedelijk Museum - Lobby around closing time

    Lobby around closing time

    Stedelijk Museum - Museum library

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    Museum library

    Electric Ladyland

    Electric Ladyland

    4.1(10 reviews)
    1.3 kmJordaan, Centrum

    Not a traditional "museum" by any stretch, but with Amsterdam being the city boasting the world's…read moremost museums, I can see how the claim is made with places like this. It's a really nice spot, and the guy who runs it is extremely open and friendly with a wealth of information. He truly lives for this! If you arrive before it opens, you'll see people gathered around the door entrance, and you're there wondering what kind of place this really is. Doesn't look big from the outside at all, and looks like a shop more than a museum. Once you get inside the small space, you're greeted with black lighting above which illuminates all of the fluorescent artwork. There are paintings and sculptures with bright colors across the spectrum. Then you walk down these steps into the dark basement and see his special rock collection with the makeup of the rocks highlighted under the black lighting. Reminded me of geology class. Cool place, quick 30 minute experience.

    Fluorescence is LIFE…read more Me and my wife did this tour in March 2018. This museum opened my eyes to another world of Fluorescence. Fluorescence is pretty much a living organism. It takes energy, consumes it, produces the brightest colors you would ever see. The vibes in this place are exceptional. The location is very close to the Ann Frank Museum. Its just 5 Euros & they let you use a really trippy bathroom for free. The couple who are the owner are in their 70s but their energy and will to give back to the world, still keeps them coming back to the museum everyday. They do this without the help of a young person or receptionist to handle your reservations. Remember that before, giving a bad review and saying they cancelled your reservation. We did not have reservation but they let us in, because they could. I would advise to call them in advance, they are doing their best in their capacity to handle the online reservations. They not only let us in, but allowed us to stay for as long as we want, despite of the small space and huge crowd. Nik explained in detail, about the physics behind this & inspired me for the rest of the life to explore this amazing world. I have bought a black light even. The pigment he uses, makes his paint way more brighter than you would find anywhere else. Some of the artifacts on the first floor are for sale as well, and can spin your head around. We bought what we could. I forgot my wallet and the lady was kind enough to keep it open extra time, so i could pick it. Although the museum closes at 7 but if you are interested Nik can talk to you the whole day about it.

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    Erotic Museum Amsterdam - Abends beleuchtet.

    Erotic Museum Amsterdam

    2.8(10 reviews)
    0.0 kmDe Wallen, Centrum

    I've been chomping at the bit to write a review on this puppy. You know the saying "When in…read moreRome...", well, this stop falls into the category of "When in Amsterdam..." I don't typically find myself at sex museums, but this time, I figured what the hell. Located in the Red Light District, this charmer of a museum aims to strike visitors from the get go with a Dutch female mannequin perched upon a bicycle with a dildo pumping in out and out as she merrily pedals along. Oh what? You don't regularly see Dutch gals on bikes getting it as they roll along? I have to say it was a sour start to the visit. I had hoped the museum would take a moderate stance that didn't objectify women throughout every inch of the four-story building. However, my friend and I entered with an open mind (he seemed to be especially excited) and curious approach. The museum is organized into four small rooms that continue to wind upward floor after floor. One would expect even an Erotic Museum to have nameplates to describe the clay sculptures of Chinese women double-teaming a man sporting a golden, leg-like rod and papyrus covered with naked fairies you find yourself gazing upon. Unfortunately, their were no such nameplates - rather, they were described with simple plates like "China 1945" or "Madonna 1989". In addition to a lack of nameplates, there seems to be no particular organization or pattern from room to room (other than the dedicated S+M floor complete with a mannequin draped upon a chained chair perfect for perverted picture opps). I prefer my sex museums orderly and with rhythm. Maybe I'm a snobby museum-goer, but I'm not going to deny that I like to know what the hell I'm looking at and a building full of sex-related nicknacks isn't going to cut it. One last note, be sure to peek your head in the cartoony side room complete with ceramic mushrooms to sit upon and the.weirdest.fucking.film. you've ever seen. I believe this cartoon porn was created in America based on the English dialect. Imagine (yes, I said imagine - so play along): a cartoon female with only her breasts exposed and cats and other talking animals "putting it to her" or battling raging boners. Weird. Really weird. Like kinda sorta made my skin crawl watching it. But, I'm going to tell you to check it out, but only because it was THAT weird and I want to hear what you think of it.

    This place is not particularly 'Erotic', and would not per se fall in the traditional category of…read more'Museum'. It is however exactly what you would imagine that dirty old man from across the streets basement looks like. The collection of artifacts and..things.. is eclectic, outrageous and humorous. Do not come here if you are of the conservative kind, expecting to see G rated paintings and statues. It's pretty much dicks and dildos galore, and most of the depicted scenes are pretty demented. The room full of black and white antiquated porn is interesting, but not nearly as great as the room filled with mushrooms. Take a seat on one of these huge mushrooms, maybe pop a magic one you bought earlier in the day and enjoy the most fucked up movie you will ever watch. It's a cartoon involving beastiality with cutesie characters if that says enough. I came here as a total joke and to kill some time one day, and actually had a pretty alright time here, considering. If you are visiting Amsterdam for say, three days, this is not the place you'd want to waste your time. However, if you are done 'windowshopping' around the neighborhood, or end up needing shelter for one of the Netherlands' famous downpours - go ahead and push your boundaries for a few minutes. Please try not to fall down the steps tho, with your touristy feet that aren't used to STEEP stairs. I don't know how Dutchies are the tallest folk on Earth and can stand the tiny-ness of everything in their country. Good thing I am fun-sized. Anyways, like I said; this place is not for the faint of heart - but if you have a cooky sense of humor you will be sure to share a few laughs with your buds. PS. Going here you might finally understand why us Dutchies are so keen on biking everywhere. I'm totally kidding of course.. Maybe.

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    Erotic Museum Amsterdam - Frau Antje

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