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    Amsterdam Sexmuseum

    3.6 (70 reviews)
    Closed 9:30 am - 11:30 pm

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    Rachelle R.

    This museum was fun and interactive with fake peep shows and a fake red lights district. I think the art and paintings were very interesting to look at. There were a ton of old time dirty photos which were also interesting to see. My main problem was how crowded this place is. I wish they had specific time slots for tickets and limited the amount of traffic inside. After about 15 minutes it became very over whelming with the amount of crowds. It was hard to see many of the pieces of art due to this reason.

    Jordyn S.

    Such a fun experience for our first time in Amsterdam! Definitely a must visit as a tourist!

    Rhonda W.

    Warning .. beyond rated R!!! Hope this doesn't offend anyone ... but Amsterdam puts Vegas to shame in having it all. Prostitutes and pot .. both legal here. not hard to find. Both aren't my thing and not into porn but hearing there was a sex museum we thought we'd play along and go check it out. My husband had a good point .. . that might have been shocking before the internet but now you can google up any sort of kinky stuff if you aren't worried about computer virus. We just did a quick walk through .. it wasn't our cup of tea .. but something to do once. its what you would expect .. lots of sex stuff ... toys, the sex parts .. sculpture, art, photos videos all sex themed. might not be for grandma and grandpa .. or maybe it is. .. guess it depend on how kinky they are :) ohhh if you do go .. go to the bathroom .. trust me. oh and theres some chair that gooses you .

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    Glen N.

    It's not the Louvre-- it's the Make Louvre. Kitschy, naughty, interesting, worth a look. Kinda weird judging the explicit photographs in a museum setting, like a purveyor of fine arts. "Ah, I like the asymmtery caused by the diagonal line of spleenk across the whore's face." "Yes, and the vibrant colors of the girls lips contrast against the horse's penis" and so on. Open late, you'll have a ball. Or two.

    Danielle G.

    I must admit, I am not a sex museum expert, however, this sex museum seems to allow the patron to fully experience visually and tactically the history of sex. There are a plethora or sex toys and pictures of genitalia, mannequins in risqué positions, garter belts and knee high stockings, and it being Amsterdam, cannabis candy to help you lower your inhibitions. Definitely not a place to take the kids, and is located smack dab in the middle of the Red Light District, it's still a fun and provocative place to visit.

    The ultimate dick pic
    Yoko C.

    5 euros and all the pornography one could ever ask for. I was extremely happy to have spent those 5 euros. Loads of pictures with great information for those of us always willing to learn.

    Zombie sadomasochist wants to eat your meat!
    Debbie B.

    At €4 entry price you can't NOT visit the sex museum; a collection of pure filth from approx late 19C onwards. From 6ft high cock chairs, to replicas of Marilyn Munro in her infamous white dress, and her early nude photo shoot with Tom Kelley, and porn pics from Ye Olde Days, plus more, The Sex Museum is a great laugh to be had. Prudes need not attend.

    Charlee M.

    Only €5 and was larger than expected! A must-see for the price and how fun it was. Definitely full of shocks and laughs and not for the frigid.

    Nic Z.

    This place is a riot. Four years later, all I remember is that there was a 10ft tall penis and a ton of torture devices I wish to mop from memory. It's a funny place to pop into if it's raining or you have nothing else to do. Come armed with your 10-year-old-boy sense of humor. P.S. why did Yelp ask me if it's "Good For Dancing?!"

    *insert stiff dick joke here*

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    Very informative and entertaining. The passion and detail this place offers is top notch. You also get a good on it.

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    It was a lot of fun to see how Sex hasn't changed from the 1800's to now. Plenty of artifacts to look at

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    He displays were dated but they had a wide assortment of different topics, devices and practices.

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    De Wallen - Red Light District

    De Wallen - Red Light District

    4.0(147 reviews)
    0.2 kmDe Wallen, Centrum
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    The Red Light District is absolutely an area worth seeing in Amsterdam. The level of care and…read morerespect that is provided for sex workers is eye-opening and wonderful. We strolled through the streets and watched as all genders took to their windows for the evening under the glow of the red light. We passed many related shops and businesses. Though it is widely acceptable and for the most part extremely safe, when we were there a campaign was going on to have the district removed from the city centre. Fortunately as I write this, it still remind intact. It's a major tourist attraction and it just seems silly to remove it for that reason alone. It was a liberating experience to be able to take it all in.

    Of course, while visiting Amsterdam for the 1st time (10/04/2023-10/07/2023) a visit to the Red…read moreLight District (RLD) was on our itinerary as a must-do/see. For those who don't know, both prostitution and marijuana are legal in Amsterdam and the Red Light District is most known for being the area that the sex workers are at BUT surprisingly the RLD had so much more to see than the ladies in each of their windows. Since I'm such a kind human ;), here are a few helpful tidbits about the Red Light District - -- Great location to visit during the day and at night time. During the day there are a few erotic shops and museums (Red Light Secrets Museum) to visit in the area and great to just walk around the area, which is so beautiful w/ the canals and the architecture of all the buildings. The area is very clean (see pics included in this review) and felt very safe both during the day and at night. You will see the very beautiful ladies in their windows while walking through the RLD but please be courteous and respectful and NOT take any pics or gawk at them. At night the area lights up in red lights everywhere, giving the "red light" effect (see pic included in this review) and it is really cool to see. -- Public Restrooms : There are public restrooms (called toilets by those in Amsterdam) but most charge a fee to use them ($1-$3) and you can pay using ApplePay. There is a public toilet called the "Sexy Loo" located in RLD that was very interesting to use w/ sexy videos on the doors in the ladies toilets (see videos included in this review) & I actually didn't mind paying the $3 fee to use these toilets because they are very clean & I just loved getting to look at the "eye candy" while using the loo ;)). To sum it up, I definitely recommend a visit to the Red Light District to explore and sightsee & yes, you might see a few xxx-rated things but just remember.."what happens in Amsterdam, stays in Amsterdam"! ;) Thank you Amsterdam for showing us a dam good time! Till next time, Rebecca

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    De Wallen - Red Light District - The Red Light District lit up at night (pic taken on 10/05/2023)

    The Red Light District lit up at night (pic taken on 10/05/2023)

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    Casa Rosso

    Casa Rosso

    3.4(39 reviews)
    0.4 kmDe Wallen, Centrum
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    A review as a couple (older Wife/Husband). Maybe different if you're a single…read more 8-9 shortish "shows" from single men, single women and 3 "couple" acts engaging in full intimacy in performative acts of eroticism. THE GOOD: - An absolutely unique experience unlike any show we have seen. - Very safe feeling environment - fantastic staff friendly, helpful and no upsell BS - THE PERFORMERS were great and each one brought amazing energy doing whatever it was they were doing. THE BAD: - while clean, the theatre feels a little dated. Worthy of 4 but not 5 stars. - incredibly the show left us feeling less "sexually charged" than we expected. Had buzzing toys and erotic thoughts when we entered, but the vibe was about watching, definitely not participating. And while we've been in experience where watching others left us "hot and ready" - this is NOT that. Overall, a fantastic Amsterdam experience that we think any couple who isn't offended watching others being intimate should experience.

    This place is well known (apparently) for having constant shows. The theater is very tight. The…read moreseats are VERY small. It was very uncomfortable to enjoy a show when I felt cramped. You get one drink that comes with your purchase. I stayed for all the performers and there was only one couple that were actually intimate. All the other performances were just solo chicks or a good-looking black guy. I personally wasn't into the solo acts. The bar is upstairs, and the stairs are VERY difficult to get up and down. It wasn't my favorite place by any means.

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    Casa Rosso - 65 Euros each

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