Oh, almost forgot about this place. The Erotic Museum, so it's a small three or four story building located in Amsterdam's Red Light District...
Hey take it easy, did you forget I could read your mind? "Ohhhhh, the Red Light District. Hmmm, I wonder what Lex was doing in the Red Light District? I bet Lex. was having Sex. in the Red Light District. Lex is a Bad. Bad. Man..."
So listen, you can literally stumble into the Red Light District; not that I did. My peoples out there gave me the full tour of the city. and the section looks exactly like the rest of the city. Only exception is instead of shops, the storefronts have windows bordered with neon lights and shady looking scantily clad women behind glass tryna exchange something strange for a lil' change. An look, I only looked... wait a second here. Wait one freaking second, am I wasting a whole paragraph explainin' myself to the bougie uptight conservative Yelpers...that I did. Shrug, I may wana be president one day and this Yelp review is bound to come up during the first CNN debate... it's whateva.
So listen man, it's a small three or four story building; I think you pay like 5 Euros to go in. I'd classify the place as more of a sex novelty walk, rather than an "Erotic Museum". You're not gona find any Triple X Rembrandt's or Picasso's hanging on the wall; more like sexin' statues, phallic figurines, Pussy Galore paintings and porn your great granddaddy used to touch himself too. You're allowed to snap as many pics as you want, which is plus. I'm not postin' any cuz you'd see everything and skip patronizing the place. The gift shop is pretty cool too, but nothing that you couldn't get from a NYC sex shop in The Village.
It wont hurt to check it out, you'll spend a half an hour in there the most and you'll see some cheeky sex stuff that might make ya giggle or go "Hmmm, interesting"
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