I probably shouldn't have wondered into a place called Puff Puff Palace in the first place, but I did because I saw a blinky sign out of the corner of my eye that said "HOOKAH!" and here's what I thought.
First, you go up about 6 flights of evil stairs of death. I mean, one wrong move and you're losing your ankle and going to probably roll to your death. They are old, uneven and narrow.
Once you are out of breath and have successfully reached the top, you enter a, what's supposed to be, a hookah lounge/bar. Mind you, this was NOT my first trip into a hookah bar, I've been to plenty in my time, yet this was by far the worst attempt at a hookah anything. But yes, they do have hookahs....
The decor is strobe lights, black lights and disco balls. The black lights are great for illuminating the questionable stains on the many shitty couches that are haphazardly placed around.
The music isn't Turkish, Egyptian, or anything else that you would think should be playing in a hookah bar. What we heard was shitty top 40 R&B singles that was turned up WAY too loud.
Since we had survived the Death Stairs, and we were already inside and it wasn't crowded (yet) we ordered a hookah. The girl recommended a specialty flavor called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Um, WTF? Do I look like that's what I want to smoke? A Teenage Ninja Turtle? Alright, eff it, I'll try it. It was a mix of Grape and Mint flavors. :/
About 15 min into puff puffing on this TMNT hookah groups of people started coming in. These people looked about 12, to me, but hell I might be so old now I can no longer tell how old people actually are. I'm going to guess they were at least 18. Everyone also started smoking cigarettes. GROSS. Many years ago I was a smoker, so I get it, but since I haven't touched a cigarette in about 2 years, I defiantly don't want to go home reaking of ashtray.
So, my friend and I left...and as soon as we got up to pay for our TMNT hookah experience and brave the walk down the 6 flights of Evilness, some thug looking tween took our hookah. Whatever...
My take on this place is shady ass teeny bopper hang out where they illegally smoke Newports. No thanks. read more