1. Food was excessively SALTY. There was way too much salt on our cheese sticks and my carne asada. It was almost inedible because salt was the instant and overwhelming "flavor" of these items. 2. Waitstaff or kitchen staff were chatting with each other VERY loudly behind our booth. Just because you're behind a half-wall doesn't mean that your noise is being blocked from customers less than 5 - 7 feet away. 3. Drinks were pretty weak. Both of my drinks tasted alcohol-free. 4. All of the entrees, drinks and appetizers were served promptly and at the PERFECT temperatures. My carne asada was cooked to perfection - except for the excessive salt! 5. Waitstaff and serving staff were extremely courteous, fast and helpful. Kudos to the young male waiter who smiled ALL the time and was eager to help us. 6. The prices were higher than expected. Out-the-door for 2 people with drinks and tip was over $120. 7. The bench seats are due to be replaced. Bottom line, management is at fault for the above issues. Management isn't catching obvious issues that can be resolved very quickly. Staff chatting between themselves loudly near the customers - that's an easy fix. Food being served too salty - that's also a very easy fix. Weak drinks? At the prices we paid I would have expected stronger drinks. read more

I see they cleaned up the entrance which had weeds and debris, broken tiles from their building strewn all over the entry making it so unwelcoming. You have a beautiful restaurant but it got ugly. Today I had lunch and it was ok. But I asked for shredded chicken and got beef, the taco shell was wet and inedible, the waiter dropped our drinks and food and never returned. So I could not bring this to their attention. Trying to pay the server disappeared. read more

Kinda pricey place, food and drinks are ok, nothing really pops about it, service is great tho! Had the ceviche and the meat ratio portion was on the low side. I'm also used to shrimp cooked with lime before served, not Served raw shrimp than lime read more

The most disappointing meal I have had in a very long time. Came hungry from hiking Rainier, and there was not a single enjoyable ingredient in my dish, nor my family's dishes. Meat and rice was bland. To make things worse, the prices were exorbitant! I mean come on, $25 burritos? Charging 50 cents for mints at the register, and charging for more tortilla chips. I get times are tough, but at least provide the people a reason to come back. I wish I saw the japanese restaurant down the street, or even the McDonald's on my drive back. The only reasonable thing at this restaurant was the fast and attentive service. read more

Tasteless carne asada. Beef was tough and tasteless. No seasoning used. NOT AUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD. Salsa served with chips was tasteless as well. If you don't like spices go to this place! read more

Not what it used to be. They lost an excellent chef a couple years back. He was spot on with tastes and textures. Always left full and happy. The new chef (cook) is about a 6/7 out of 10. Not sure about what exactly has changed, but there is something different about the place. The wait staff are wonderful. I suppose the chef has an off day occasionally? I still order out . read more

Ambiance is nice, came on a Friday at 6 PM. I ordered tamales and was disappointed. Very small thin layer of meat. A large portion of it was just masa. If there was more meat in it this review would be 5 stars. Beans were average and the Spanish rice was very fresh. Service is extremely fast and friendly. Will more than likely be back. read more

Wonderful meal! My husband and I shared the tres compadres! What a great deal. The horchata was delicious. Catherine, our server was so kind. They have a great menu selection. We will be back for the weekly taco bar deal read more

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Husband and I just moved to the area so thought we would try this place out. We were seated very quicklY (it was mid-week). There was a good amount of people in the restaurant, but it wasn't packed. Our waitress was very nice. We just came in for a quick snack so my husband ordered a beer and then we got the queso dip. We also go the chips and salsa that came before our meal. Our dip came out fairly quickly. The queso dip was okay and it came in a tostada bowl and was served with tortilla roll-ups, which I have never seen served with queso before. They might be great for kids, but I think preferred dipping my chips in the queso. We spoke to one of the managers and she was very personable and nice. She said this Puerto Vallarta has had the same owner for years, so it hasn't changed hands which keeps things consistent. We found out that the 1st Friday of the month is karaoke night in the bar. Its up to you if you want to hear the local talent :) ! Looks like they also have happy hour tacos during the lunch hour. I would like to check back when we try their actual dinner. It's hard to rate a restaurant when you only try one appetizer. read more

Puerto Vallarta - Quest Dip with Tortilla Roll-Ups - Mexican Near Me - Yelm, Washington

Ordered out for pick up. Was there at the time they said. Food was cold!!!!! The my super Burito was suppose to be chicken however I kept asking where's the chicken. It was 90 percent rice so if you like rice, go for it!!!! Never go there again!!!!! read more

This used to be a restaurant with great food, but recently have reduced the quality and increased prices, so now it's officially a rip off! Ordered a Fajita Burrito which was mostly onions and rice and maybe six slivers of meat which was over $16 (nothing else on the plate except a dollop of guacamole and sour cream)! read more

I ordered carne asada, and it took around 20 minutes to be ready. The steak wasn't bad, but the food arrived cold, and the guacamole was already brown and the salad mushy. read more

This is generic Mexican food at its finest. Food was bland, no seasoning, rice had no flavor, beans tasted like they had been burning in a pot for 18 hours. I'm not usually this guy either, but our waitress seemed like she hated her job. There was a super weird vibe in the place too. Ya know in movies when like a robbery is going down and then someone walks in and the robbers are all like play it cool and we won't hurt anybody, so everybody just pretends to so their job and the oblivious person walks out non- the-wiser. That's the vibe that was going on here. It really felt like everyone was just play acting. I know how weird that sounds, but imagine how weird it felt for us! Over all I would say go to any other place besides this if you want good Mexican food. Won't be back... Oh and they charge for refills of chips and salsa.. gross read more

Sadly this is the worst Puerto Vallarta we've ever been too. The queso was just a 1/4" of grease on the top, almost inedible. The beef taquitos were trash, in fact they were identical to the frozen section ones at the grocery store except they were burnt... this is not a reflection of the server by any means. I can't believe they actually served us. read more

Puerto Vallarta - Something is offf here.. - Mexican Near Me - Yelm, Washington

I know its hard to find good Mexican food in Washington. But it was even worse in YELM. I grew up Puerto Vallarta restaurants so i thought. Lets give it a shot. Should have started easy. Yet went with a standard Arroz con pollo. This was the most bland, basic ever. Taste and looked they emptied a can of Campbell's chunky chicken soup over some white rice, then added some pace salsa. Arroz con pollo should be large pieces of chicken, with a gravy or thick sauce and rice and mushrooms with cheese. This was no sauce. You can see in the pictures. Wife meal was so bland she had to add salsa and flavoring and only ate half. $60 meal. SO DISAPPOINTED! read more

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The food is amazing and a generous serving and cooked well and seasoned to perfection, our server Tavis was on point I was impressed with his skills the atmosphere is pleasant relaxing welcoming this was my first visit and Im very happy with the overall experience at Puerto Vallarta Yelm read more

Puerto Vallarta - Now that's a margarita! And believe me it's amazing! - Mexican Near Me - Yelm, Washington

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The prices are OUTRAGEOUS for the small portions and underwhelming food. Ordered a burrito combo and they only put meat in the burrito, nothing more. The burrito is topped with enchilada sauce (unsure why) and the beans were watery while the rice tasted like a heated pack of Bens instant rice... The beef burrito was overflowing with grease! The meal costed about $22... Lastly, the chips and salsa came "free" with 50 cent refills but they give you a salsa bowl size worth of chips. The best thing I ate here was the salsa. The queso dip was oily on top then dried up in a matter of 2 minutes, and they hardly give you any for the $12 extra it costs... it feels like you pay that much because they include steamed rolled up and cut up tortilla on the side, but I honestly could have gone without it. They need to lower prices or improve the quality, and for heaven's sake they need to give more queso for $12 or lower the price and stop serving it with those damp tortillas! The service was okay at best, the lady serving only came by twice and decided to do silverware behind our table despite the restaurant being nearly empty which felt invasive and nosy. GO ELSEWHERE! read more

it's so sad. The food has gone downhill and they raised their prices. What used to be one of my favorites is no longer. I went their for lunch a couple of weeks ago and wondered why there were no cars in the parking lot. Lunch is at least $15 dollars now. read more

Here for a business presentation. Restaraunt was not busy at all, and we were in a RESERVED area. Many distractions during the presentation, so took longer than necessary. My meal was ordered but not delivered. Needed to reorder and not delivered until the end of the presentation. Service was mediocre, food was very sub par. Iced Tea was soured. Made 3 requests for fresh tea. AVIOD unless you are desperate for bad mexican food and service. read more

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My family and I have been trying to go out and try different places to eat around Yelm at least once a week, and so far this may have been one of my least favorite. Upon entering around 6:15 PM during the week we were surprised to stand at the front waiting to be welcomed or seated for close to 15 minutes, even though we were passed by multiple employees. When we were finally seated it took about another 10 minutes for our server to come over and get our drink order. While he was there we ordered the queso dip as an appetizer. It took about another 10 minutes for him to come back with our drinks for our food order. What's interesting is even though it took so long to order everything after our appetizer, everything ended up coming out together. The best part of my meal was the queso dip. I had the shrimp tacos which were lacking in shrimp and flavor, and my rice definitely sat under a heat lap for most of the day. It was the hardest rice I've ever tried to eat. My wife did like her carne asada with double beans, and my daughter said the cheese roll up wasn't bad. I was pretty disappointed in this place for the lack of quality in food and service. read more

Puerto Vallarta - Rather dry rice. - Mexican Near Me - Yelm, Washington

I don't know how there are ANY bad reviews on this place. My husband and I moved to Yelm from Texas and thought no way we'd find good Mexican food up North. After our first visit at Puerto Vallarta however, this became one of my favorite ones I've ever been to!!! Their salsa, Queso, enchiladas, tacos, EVERYTHING is so so good and the people that work there are the sweetest!!! 10/10 recommend! read more

HUGE portions and friendly service! The food was delicious and pretty authentic . Highly recommend! read more

Puerto Vallarta - Chili Colorado - Mexican Near Me - Yelm, Washington

The food was fine. My issue is with what ever lady is up front. My husband called in a to go order and he specified what the order was. I go to pick up and it was not the way it was meant to be. I go back and bring it up that the order was messed up and the woman had the worst attitude ever. That my husband didn't say anything like what im telling her. She then proceeded to say she wasn't going to go tell the kitchen that the order was wrong. I'm talking huffing and puffing rolling eyes etc. absolutely horrendous lady. She also had a huge issue with my husband ordering and paying on the phone and gave him shit attitude as well. Truly have no clue why places hire miserable people. On this one interaction alone we won't be back. read more

Totally love this place. Great food , good variety, bar, eat out or in.. and a little play area for the kids so we can eat in peace. They place is big... I would take the area in back with the door that goes to the play area and put a TV in there with a cartoon or a kids video. More families would come just to enjoy really good food & occupy the kiddos so they'll actually eat before heading outside. read more

This place used to be my fav :( it makes me sad because it's completely gone downhill over the last 10 years. It used to have the best Mexican food in town, be the best restaurant in town period. The last couple of times I've come here have all been disappointing. The food is no longer amazing just okay. Service is pretty terrible & it takes a long time to get drinks & your food. I wish it was still what it used to be. It even used to be a party spot in the bar back in the day. read more

I really like this place. Food is fantastic. Service is quick. The atmosphere is as you would expect.

Dirty and greasy table. Outside is nasty too.. they don't clean the bathroom!! I can't imagine how they cook my food. Food is too much but the taste it not good T all. read more

I love the giant burrito serving size. Overall it's a pretty average Mexican restaurant. The food is good, service is quick and friendly. I would give the restaurant 5 stars but nothing really jumped out at me. Just a good Mexican restaurant. Nothing above and beyond. read more

This place has gone down hill over the last ten years. And I have dined here several times, since I live in the area. Like tonight, getting served takes a long time. Not helpful, not all that friendly. We split fajitas. No sizzle. Little meat. No flavor. Cold tortillas. The modelo on tap was cold however. The bar is dirty. The carpet is gross and they have a long mattress for a seat that is stained. I hope they can make some improvements. And get back to what they once had. read more

Great quality ingredients that were cooked perfectly. Most often than not, chicken enchiladas are made with tiny pieces of chicken that are greasy; not here! The enchilada was filled with fresh, perfectly cooked chicken. The portion sizes were enormous. The vegetables in the fajitas were crispy and not soggy with too much oil. Easy ordering over the phone and food was ready by the time we got there. By the time we got home, our food was still piping hot. Will definitely come back. read more

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This was my first time at the restaurant The staff was super friendly and the food was great! Margaritas are on point (strawberry). It was pretty empty when we arrived around 4pm but, quickly filled within the hour for a Saturday! We enjoyed the ambiance and chips/salsa however when it came time for our check, it felt like it took forever. The staff quickly became overwhelmed and were running around quite a bit. All in all, I would go back. Food and drinks were delicious! read more

Puerto Vallarta - Strawberry margarita - Mexican Near Me - Yelm, Washington

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Honestly, we went during lunch for the taco bar and I ordered from the regular menu as well. Husband and I both agreed that the food was really bad and the margarita I ordered was equally as bad. The wait staff informed us that the bartender was new and didn't know how to make them quite yet. He offered to take it off the bill. I declined because I ordered it and materials were used. We tipped the server well because he was very nice but we will not return to this location. It honestly baffles us how it's so packed all the time in the evening. read more

We really love eating here. They have great customer service. Love their salsa! Their chips are baked to perfection. They will accommodate any request. Always a friendly vibe there read more

"The Port" is still our go-to Mexican joint - mostly because it is close by. Recently we went and I tried something different (I unusually stick to either pollo en creama or fish tacos) - but I tried the shrimp and mushroom quesadilla. Oh my! Where has this been all my life?! While I would have appreciated more shrimp, it was probably the best quesadilla on the planet (yes - I love to exaggerate a little). It was amazing! read more

I would've given 1 stars if it wasn't because the horchata and waiter was decent. The waiter was super polite and nice, but he seemed a little lost too. My husband and I ordered street tacos (carne asada and chorizo) and a tamale. The tacos had no flavor to them and the tamale we ordered pretty much came out the microwave. Everything (aside from the horchata) was mediocre. Wnot recommend this place to people who like traditional Mexican food. read more

Looks nice and all but the food isn't the best. Bar service is nice and staff is friendly for the most part.

I have seen less than stellar reviews and I have to say that was not our experience. We have been here twice and the food was very good and service very good each time. Yesterday after a hard day of Viking (the Norse West Viking Festival, second weekend of September in Cochrane Memorial Park, a lot of fun. If you've never Viked, you should), vending, and disassembling and packing our equipment and wares we stopped at Puerto Vallarta for dinner. Thank Freya we saw the back of the menu: behold the Seniors' Menu. Limited choice, but oh myyyyyy...! My wife's Taco Salad was small and very tasty; exactly what she wanted. My Senior Fajita Burrito was also today's breakfast. It literally was only slightly smaller than a trade-size paperback book. Exceptionally delicious. Shout out and extra kudos to Trinity, our indefatigueable, knowledgable, perfect server. It felt as if she has known us forever, was delighted at the reunion, and happy to help us. We got everything we asked fir, oncluding all requests for different factors in the Burrito. Our experience: four stars. read more

Delicious close to home food and the service is best in Yelm. Absolutely perfect service. We had a server named Cody today and he is the most amazing person! read more

1st red flag was a guy walking into the restaurant with his kids (none of them had masks but the kids pulled their shirts over their mouths like they knew better). Guy continues without his mask into the kitchen before returning after a few minutes to go sit in the back. I assume he was the owner/manager. They had one server for like 2-3 sections (poor guy) so this rating doesn't even include his service. The food was just not very good. Tasted like old grease. We inquired about the unmasked guy in the kitchen and they tried to waive it off/play it down. No thanks read more

Great food and the staff are fantastic. We even order it for delivery and it is always so yummy.