OK, first off, this place is hilarious. In an oh my god, I-can't-believe-we-didn't-get-murdered-here kind of way. Dingy dive bars are one of my favorite things ever, but even for me this place was a little *too dingy* and off so far off the grid that you may never find your way back.
Upon entering there is a huge white plastered sign on the door that says "NO SMOKING ALLOWED. IF SMOKING OCCURS CALL THIS NUMBER XXX" We walk in, and with no surprise what so ever to us, there is a cloud of smoke surrounding the bar. SO, apparently they have gotten dinged before for the smoking thing, but continue to do it anyway. Literally every single patron at bar was smoking at the same time and the bartender did not say a word.
That's fine, smoking aside. This place is dirty. And not like... a little dirty, like hasn't been TOUCHED since the 80's. There are raunchy lady posters on the ceilings collecting dust centimeters thick. Old trophies line the walls, and a cat lives here. Oh, yeah, a cat. He sleeps on the cigarette machine because "it's warm." They also sell T-shirts for $15 (that includes one free drink) and are biker friendly. The parking lot is pretty sketch. AND my favorite part, the regulars told us to be careful when leaving because cops sit right outside this place and basically pull anyone over that is leaving because it is a DUI hotspot. They also informed us that in this area almost every other bar has been shut down due to drugs and illegal activities.
Things you need to know if you do come? It's cash only. You can order a domestic or a shot of liquor. It's locals only, but the service does come with a smile and thus, pretty much the only reason for the two stars. read more