Literally the some of the best pizza in the Central Valley. Owner is really nice and the establishment is charming.

the food is so good its a must try!! the cheese is perfectly cooked! and the pizza is good! 5 stars read more

Pizza Pirate - Mini pepperoni pizza - Pizza Near Me - Parlier, California

Love pizza pirate, been coming here since I was a kid in the early 90s. Still the same great pie. read more

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The food is not worth the price they make you pay and if you do pay for a pizza you have to get fries. Which they add in to justify the prices they try to get you to pay. They never have deals and refuse to tell you cheaper alternatives. the service is horrible and the staff extremely rude as well. The ambiance inside seems welcoming but its not read more

I've Been going to this Pizza Shop for over 8 years, my family and I have never had a bad experience with staff nor has our food ever been bad. This place is a hidden gem in a town full of great restaurants. We personally love Pizza Pirate. The restaurant ambiance is very nice and friendly. Whenever we are in the mood for pizza we go to Pizza Pirate, they also have great salads, subs, fries (Pizza Fries), and wings. read more

Pizza was delicious! Crust was amazingly crispy yet delicate and soft. The fries here were golden brown, hot and crispy. I give this a 11/10. Would come here again! read more

Really good pizza for those who need a quick bite. Everyone was kind and worked fast. The place was simple and family friendly.

Service is not so good. I smiled I said thanks I cracked a stupid joke. No laugh no thank you back nothing. Pizza and fries were very very good. But what keeps me going back is the people. I'm stuck here for 9 months while my appts are here so I'll try other places instead! There was a man stocking the quarter machines, he was super kind! read more

It's not what it use to be. Customer service is horrible. You pay for extra cheese, it's like paying for no cheese. Hours state they close at 10:00pm. You call at 9:00 pm nobody ever answers. Definitely don't recommend. Waste of money. read more

Its good when you dine in and eat it fresh but its always a hit and miss, you have to get the fries too

Pizza is delicious, I was greeted by very polite workers and my food was done quickly. I will definitely be back

Way back when I was a kid I had the luxury of having a Pizza Pirate in my hometown. Back then it was Pizza Pirate and TGIF complete with Full House, Family Matters, Step by Step, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch. This pizza gives me such fond memories of my childhood and is way delicious too! Now I have to drive a city over (10 mins) to get that same great pizza and fries. It's worth the drive. By the time I get there it's already done or I have to wait a few minutes, but that's okay because they almost always have something cool on TV to watch. The pizza itself is made with honest to goodness toppings and cheesy perfection. I have yet to have a bad pizza from here and I probably will not either. It's locally owned and operated and it's very inexpensive too. I love it and so do my kiddos! read more

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I mistakenly decided to give pizza pirate a try on Halloween. Needless to say the picture speaks for itself. I mean did someone step on it? Did something fall on it? Idk but this place is a mess. Pic included. read more

Pizza Pirate - Looks like someone stepped on it or something fell on it. - Pizza Near Me - Parlier, California

I love that this place is local and the pizza isn't the worse either. Price is reasonable and I love to support small businesses. Can't wait for everything to be back up and running so I can bring my kids in to eat here and so they can play the few games inside. read more

Great staff, wonderful service, food is always great. And little to no wait always, football Sundays are the best vibes in there.

It was the best pizza I've had in years! I love the crispy fries and the yummy pizza. The crust is so perfect and crispy. It was amazing!! read more

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Alright. Fresno doesn't have any good pizza places THAT AREN'T CHAINS. BUT, Pizza Pirate is in the general area, and has some of the best pizza that I've ever had out here in the Central Valley. I love pizza, and this pizza is definitely in my heart. Their crust is crunchy but soft, and their toppings are very fresh. They let it sit a little longer in the oven than usual and the pizza reaches this fabulous combination of crunchy and soft. The pepperoni also reaches this state and it places me in a state of euphoria. The pizza doesn't have too much sauce, the cheese is cheesy enough and the pepperoni just compliments the pizza so well. It's a perfect balance of the flavors on a pizza. This places is phenomenal, however, it is in the very little town of Parlier. I wish Fresno could cook something up like this, but I don't think they could ever. Whenever I'm feeling pizza, I'm willing to drive the half hour drive out here to get this amazing pizza. The cherry on top is the wonderful owner that has been there making pizzas and serving to his community. I even heard of their involvement in the community where they bring students in to make their own pizzas. If you don't love a great establishment, with great food then don't even bother because you will disrupt the vibes. read more

Who puts ham and bacon on salads? I ordered a specific salad that had just chicken as the meat. They added about a pound of ham and bacon on it. As well as the driest grilled chicken I've ever had. Covid had nothing to do with this. read more

The fries and pizza are amazing. The management is great albeit sometimes the kids they have working for them will leave you on hold too long or get rude during peak times. Decent prices, good food, and a small business that is committed to supporting the local community. read more

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Worst service I ever had!!!!! Tried ordering was left on hold for over 15min. Decided to stay on the line and drive over. Surprised to see a nearly empty place, except for all the staff. Immediately got in line, proceeded to show them I was still on hold. I was met with no apology, instead I got talked down to and told that's how it is. Wanna order or not. I finally order. Still attitude. Then they decide to start answering the phone lines. Infuriating. I decided to go outside to get some fresh air and wait. Closed the heavy rod iron door a little too hard, so they cancelled my order. After all that I went through the audacity of them was shocking. This place used to be a respectable staple in the community, younger gens have no respect for themselves or their jobs. No manager to be found, just a bunch of punk little drivers that wanted to fight me. So here I am fighting back the right way! They really don't care about your business, why even bother going. There are better pizza places than this dump. read more

Tried to call in for a take out order and the female employee pretended she could not hear me. I called from another phone to make sure it was not poor reception on my behalf, but she hung up. This was only one hour before closing time. I really love their pizzas, but the service is detrimental. Boo on service. read more

Honestly Pizza Pirate is a hit and miss. I use to eat it all the time when I was younger, I still order every now and than. I've had my good and bad times. I wish pizza pirate was more consistent with their pizza. It can be really good. I prefer to pick it up because delivery is too long than the pizza gets cold. Personally it's the best when it's right out of the oven. The fries are good but again it's a hit & miss. Pizza pirate is a childhood favorite and parlier staple. Even through Covid-19 they can make it through this. read more

This place is amazing!!!! Great combination of pizza, fries, & wings. I love coming here, and now I got my nephew into this place. Thank you pizza pirate staff:) read more

Pizza was great. The owner was very generous loved the hospitality. Would come again.

Great pizza at a great price, and they're centrally located! The fries are pretty tasty too.

This place is really good considering it's in a super small town. The staff are always nice. The place can use a facelift but that's what gives it, it's vibe. It's a fine place for what it is and where it's at. This is parlier, so don't come here comparing it to other places in other cities. read more

Ordered pizza with fries and the delivery time was perfect. Pizza was hot and they even cut the slices smaller for my kiddos. Totally recommend this pizza place nothing else like it here in Parlier super friendly people and yummy pizza read more

Pizza Pirate - Pizza Near Me - Parlier, California

I rated it 3.5 but comes out 3 just to get it clear. Okay, I got the special 1-Large, 1-Medium pizzas with a bag of fries for 22.00 dollars, sounded fair. The pizza was not bad or was the best it was average, but WAY better than other joints. Fries were good too, serve those big slices not the wimpy tiny ones that everyone serves. But overall 3.5 stars in my book. I will try more pizza joints in the future to see which one in my area is the best and the hunt goes on for my 5-star restaurant to make permanent. But good effort, good effort. read more

Pizza pirate brings me so many childhood memories growing up Sunday was pizza day and we would head to a location in Selma called pizza pirate. Unfortunately it no longer exists so I was bummed about them closing it. I was aware of this location in parlier. Yeah!!! I was craving pizza Sunday, and decided to take the extra drive to go there. Called in to get my order they mentioned it would take 15 minutes for it to be ready. Got to the place and pizza was not ready. All right it's a Sunday it's busy. I completely understand I asked the guy who took my payment how long will it be ready. He said 5 minutes. 5 minutes passed it took approximately 15 minutes to get my pizza to me. They apologized I was like it's ok. Its going to be worth it once I get a slice of pizza the wait and drive. I get to my place, my family begins to get slices of pizza. They all are upset. The crust is hard, pizza is bland, its missing flavor. One of the family points out how inside is crust it's undercooked. Following day all that had that pizza kept burping the pizza, and a smell of baking soda. I have never had a horrible experience with any pizza. This was the worst pizza ever. I can't believe they have all these good reviews. Please don't go to this place. I wouldn't want you guys to have to go through what I went through. No no no! read more

A special Thank You to PIZZA PIRATE in Parlier from Sunnyside Trophy in Fresno. Your combination PIZZA is GRRRREAT! Your fries are off the hook and the chicken wings are incredible:) Thanks for the Great Service and Quality! We will be back. read more

This was my favorite spot in middle school. Went to visit a few years ago and that visit was memorable due to the fact of a rude cashier, I lost $1 in change to one of their coin machines that should've had an "Out of Order" sign. I know it's $1 and not much but the rudeness of the cashier when I complained about it was uncalled for, when I mentioned I lost a $1 to the machine he just said "We don't give Refunds" with a smile, like really? & didn't even attempt to ask questions or check on the machine. Do they purposely set people up to lose $ on the coin machines? I didn't get his name but he was a Hispanic gentle man who wore glasses and was balding. The food was great don't get me wrong, but the way he acted was uncalled for. I would never visit this place again. read more

Pizza and fries comb is delicious and the only way to eat pizza pirate pizza with fries. Sandwiches are pretty good and decent prices. I go often for lunch or to have a beer. read more

Probably one of the best Pizzas you can enjoy in the Central Valley. But you have to enjoy it with the fries!

Pizza Pirate is soooo delicious! There's nothing like it around here. The pizza, fries, sandwiches, and hot wings are to die for! The place is extremely outdated but food and chill environment makes up for it. During the summer it's hot inside so take it TO GO! read more

It's unfortunate that this is the only pizza place that delivers in Parlier. We just waited 1.5 hrs for our order. We had to call 4 times just to pay, since there was an interference with their lines each time. To top it off, the order was delivered wrong. We are frequent customers, and the delivery men are always very friendly. The person who claims to be the manager, Esmeralda, could have offered some kind of compensation, but instead we had to ask about it. Service has been poor lately, but the food and delivery men are always good. read more

Says they deliver, and asked to deliver to my work for lunch, (2.5 miles from their location and within city limits). Said it would be 45 minutes and they called 20 minutes later and said they wouldn't deliver after all. Ruined my lunch break since I didn't have time to go anywhere and it was too late to call another pizza place. Will not be ordering here again. read more

pizza is good, service is super slow and rude. your waiting behind the couner for about 5 min. to ask for cheese before someone askes can i help you. lady turned around on me last night saying sir, please wait your turn. very rude tone. i wont be going back. read more